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Awesome! Take THAT TV bimbo!!
Thank you for this early Christmas gift. Dame Dennis and her tongue stud offer sarcastic types like me almost as much raw material as a John Edwards haircut!
Did he glom her from one of his UFOs?
Three decades, huh? No wonder he wants fully government funded health care! His Viagra bill must be through the roof! And that exclusive tongue stud access? Hokum smokum, karaokum!
Some women will do anything for a Green Card!
The Piper
@2: Peter, your sarcasm has about as much bite as my sweet old GrandmaPup Petunia, when she forgets to put in her dentures.
@2 — Glad to see the important issues of the day are still your major concern.
The thing that you fail to see about yourself is that you are no Jonathan Swift, or even Robert Klein.
@4…ZW…
Hey! Entertainment like this is priceless! Even so, I’m willing to concede that Kucinich probably has the S&M vote all tied up. No wonder his ears are so big!
@2…YP…
A tongue stud without dentures? Wow! How kinky is that?
The Piper
When Kucinich is elected president he’ll redirect money being wasted in Iraq to replacing the 520 bridge and other domestic needs (e.g., law enforcement*).
* Bush gutted the FBI after 9/11 by reassigning over 1,000 agents to anti-terrorism duties — and not replacing them so he could give more tax breaks to billionaires. This is a major reason why identity theft, fraud, and bank robbery crimes are soaring under his administration.
Speaking of the 520 bridge, a news story in this morning’s fishwrapper says the WSDOT is looking for ways to scale down costs of a new bridge, and the legislative leaders are indicating tolls will play a bigger role in the financing. This is the direction things need to go, on both counts.
Prop. 1 would have encouraged building a gold-plated bridge via a huge increase in the MVET that would have really socked it to fixed-income senior citizens who do little driving but would have been forced to pay the same vehicle tab fees as daily commuters.
that is one woman I might consider eating out – god is she a peach – amd smart to boot – and I bet she knows exactly what she likes
and all the world is full of envy
Dennis, just sayin’, you will not be nominated, but keep that primo dame in you bed – the secret to long life and much happiness
Guest Fag,
I’m with you on that one! Hmm, Piper, you seem to be jealous that Dennis has the hottest wife in the campaign. And, as he pointed out during the clip, one with some accomplishments to her name as well. Could be that only Hillary has a more accomplished spouse, mmm? No wonder Piper’s head is exploding. Sorry, Piper, no tongue stud for you! Who needs the Viagra now?
Piper would look better with a ring in his nose. That would also make it easier for him to follow his leaders.
The Republican base is more likely to believe in UFO’s than Democrats.
@9…Tlazolteotl…
That anorexic Brit? Please! Check out Jeri Thompson: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics.....id=3685135
The Piper
@11…ZW…
Oh? Your side believes Obama has the experience, Edwards is honest and HRC is electable…let alone allowing UFO-believing Kucinich in the same galaxy as them.
Who’s your space alien now?
The Piper
@13 Piper:
Keep piping you fool. Look who is in the white house now – bush couldn’t be elected dogcatcher in Fife at 25% approval. Your party is corrupt and inept and in ruins. All of the democratic candidates are smarter, more competent, will decrease the deficit and not get us into more wars under false pretenses.
Look at the Republican candidates:
McCain:
Old, senile, lacking any new ideas and a big promoter of the failed war in Iraq. I actually used to like the guy until he gave up his principles and pandered to the worst elements in the religious right. I didn’t agree with a lot of his policies – but at least he was a straight shooter – but no more. He panders and reverses with the best of them now – and his policies stink.
Guliani: He is the republican front-runner – what a joke. the guy was a failure until 9/11 and even then he made decisions that cost more lives. He has no foreign policy experience or knowledge. But the worst is his judge of character (Kerik) and his associations with the mob. Listening to him you would think NYC was a country on it’s own and he was king.
Mitt Romney: I don’t care about him being a Mormon – it is his complete reversals of policy. He makes Kerry look decisive by comparison. check out his issues and how he ran in Massachusetts and compare it to now – is there one issue that is the same now?
Huckaby: The guy is too cute by half – if you actaully look at his positions he turns out to be a complete buffon from Arkansas – with a whole set of ethics problems and lack of honesty to boot. He makes bill clinton look like a choir boy.
No Piper – if you had any sense at all you would be running from the republicans – wait until oil prices shoot higher, more foreclosures happen and we are in a recession due to the bush/republican congress economic policies – you will yearn for the days of Clinton and budget surpluses.
@14…CNR…
Thank you for your tutorial on my party; I always love when the oppo objectively analyzes and offers suggestions for me and mine.
If it’s all the same to you, I’ll pass, thank you…
The coin is very much in the air. And November 2008 is a long way off. On another HA thread, I linked what I think is a fair and honest critique of Democratic chances written by…a Democrat, Joe Klein, who warns his fellow Demos not to be overly taken in by their own hubris or be held captive by the rabid and rigid netroots.
Read it here: http://www.time.com/time/polit.....09,00.html
Remember, there was a time when the invincibility of John Kerry were grovel points for liberal commentators from coast-to-coast. Oops!
Don’t make the mistake of confusing today with tomorrow; life and politics aren’t static.
The Piper
@14…CNR…
Forgot…it’s “Huckabee,” not Huckaby. Either way, watch for him; he has the look of a sleeper candidate, he’s perhaps the most genial in the race, and he’s the only one who can lay claim to ever having pardoned a member of The Rolling Stones.
The Piper
OK, Piper, I see now. You need the fake porn breasts to get it up. Poor thing.
@17…Tlazolteotl…
You seem to be the expert. Personal experience?
Besides…tongue studs just don’t do it for me. And I’m fairly certain the majority of Americans aren’t ready for a pierced First Lady.
The Piper
Piper, I don’t ever recall the “invincibility” of Kerry. He was never ahead of Bush in the polls by any more than the margin of error, and was usually behind. Are you re-writing history?
Hey Crackpiper scunt:
I’m no Democrat Liberal, but you sir are one sorry piece of trash. Bush has done everything that your party has supposedly championed as their moral base. A useless war, economic stewardship that would make Kaiser Wilhelm blush. Your little boy bush is taking the next year off, if you have not noticed, while troops languish in the field.And you just cheer it on like it is some game to be enjoyed.
To your ilk, bush is good because he has an (R) next to his name, instead of a (D). You and your ilk are fucking pitiful. True Republicans, who supposedly are economic conservatives who believe in keeping a sound economy, should be blowing their horns as loud and deeply as they can for impeachment. Instead, you choose to give bush political blow jobs. Your ilk have no political or moral base. It is all about winning, like it is some kind of sports event.
Yeah, just keep borrowing money, and throw it at you political cronies. That is the new Republican mantra. You are no better than those you laugh at on this board. You are both socialists in your own way. One side wants to feed and educate the less fortunate, the other wants to reward political fealty. Both are feeding at the public trough.
Piper – the piereced tongue is only the beginning ….
Pierced labia are the really scary thing most of America fears …
Piper look in he morrow and tell us how dated and past time you really are ….
YOU NEED A WOMAN WITH PIERcED TONGUE AND PIeRCED LABIA AND WHO GIVES GOOD HEAD AND IS JUST PLAIN WILD
Then …. then your politics will improve.
@18 “And I’m fairly certain the majority of Americans aren’t ready for a pierced First Lady.”
This is probably your party’s best hope … GOPers sure as hell won’t win by campaigning on issues.
@18 The fact the current first lady killed her ex-boyfriend doesn’t seem to bother people very much, so why would they care about a tongue stud?
221 Crackpiper reminds me of the old joke about Episcopaleans having sex.
HE: Oh, did I hurt you, dear?
SHE: No. Why do you ask?
HE: You moved.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
“- you will yearn for the days of Clinton and budget surpluses.”
Golly, it would have been nice if BJ Clinton would have NOT balanced the budget on the backs of the military, but would have kept up the intel level (tough to do with Gorelick, et al. in there). Maybe he could have not invited all those 20 illegal aliens into the country to fly those airplanes into those buildings on 09/11/01. Then the OVER $1 TRILLION lost would still be in everybody’s 401(k).
-Thanks BJ!
-& God bless GWB, the best President we’ve had since Reagan!
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I do believe it’s past time for your medication.
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Y’know, Dennis Kucinich is about as electable on the national level as a can of SPAM, but if I was in his shoes, as long as I had a hot young wife on my arm, I wouldn’t really give a fuck about that, now would I? The lucky bastard.
Jeepers! This dumb dame TV bimbo’s interview ranks right up there with that other bimbo Katie Couric’s “Everybody Says” interview with John and Elizabeth Edwards. Bimbo Couric’s attack interview enraged me so much that I IMMEDIATELY donated to Edward’s campaign and have boycotted any show with Couric’s mug since that time, including 60 Minutes when she’s doing a segment.
Are these women journalists so vacuous and snarky that this is the best they can dredge up for questions in an interview, & then keep rewording and repeating the same stupid question? Fantastic and classy skewer jobs from BOTH of you, Rep. and Mrs. Dennis Kucinich!!! Had to watch it a couple of times, pure fun to watch!
Whether Kucinich makes it or not, he is punching some buttons that are needed to beef up the dialog in this whole race, in my perception. Republicans must have been so delighted with shrub bush’s relationship with Tony Blair (whom the Brits called “bush’s poodle”) and contributing British support of the mismanaged war of choice. Just maybe the Republican voters might be delighted with having a British “First Lady” in the Whitehouse. Lord knows, it’s not like they’ve got any decent choices of GOP candidates, it looks like.
@ 28, THIS is one of the ‘buttons’ I was referring to. Not sure anyone in the Public Political Arena or any other candidate has had the cojones to say it out loud, even though MOST of the country is surely thinking it!
http://tinyurl.com/2yapyu
Kucinich Questions Bush’s Mental Health Oct 30, 2007
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich questioned President Bush’s mental health in light of comments he made about a nuclear Iran precipitating World War III.
“I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about his mental health,” Kucinich, an Ohio congressman, said in an interview with The Philadelphia Inquirer’s editorial board on Tuesday. “There’s something wrong. He does not seem to understand his words have real impact.”
Kucinich, known for his liberal views, trails far behind the leading candidates in most Democratic polls. He was in Philadelphia for a debate at Drexel University.
Bush made the remarks at a news conference earlier this month.
He said: “I’ve told people that if you’re interested in avoiding World War III, it seems like you ought to be interested in preventing them (Iran) from having the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon.”
Kucinich said he doesn’t believe his comments about the president’s mental health are irresponsible, according to a story posted on the newspaper’s Web site.
“You cannot be a president of the United States who’s wanton in his expression of violence,” Kucinich said. “There’s a lot of people who need care. He might be one of them. If there isn’t something wrong with him, then there’s something wrong with us. This, to me, is a very serious question.”
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Whatever notions of “invicibility” John Kerry may have ignited in people was based in large part on a naive supposition that people were catching on to the incompetence and corrupt venality of this administration more quickly than perhaps they were. You can tell, because it didn’t take too long after 2004 for the majority to see the error of their ways and for Dumbya’s numbers to drop into “worst president ever” contention.
What I believe is that this is a change election, and that means that the likelihood of a Republican being elected president (or 8th CD Rep., for that matter) is low. Heck, you can tell that from the GOP candidates who have stepped forward. Not exactly A-list. It was so bad a while ago that everyone was drooling to have that somnolent alter kocker Fred Thompson enter the race.
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It might be nice if the trillion dollars we’re spending on Iraq was still in our pockets, or if we didn’t have to eventually pay back the three trillion dollars in debt Dumbya has piled up. Or if the dollar were still worth more than the Euro, or even the freakin’ Canadian dollar.
You heard it here first. Paul/Kucinich in 2008.
If the name of the blog is Horse’s Ass, shouldn’t the comment section be called “Dump your load here”?
Elizabeth Kucinich is beautiful in every way, right down to that gorgeous British accent. She’d be a First Lady we all could be proud of, and, wouldn’t be nice to have a First Lady who has something intelligent to say? Christ, on the rare occasion when that neurotic Texas hayseed, Laura, isn’t too bombed out on valium and psychotropics to speak, every word that oozes out of her mouth says battered wife syndrome to me.