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Like Benedict Arnold. And Jesus.

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/18/12, 7:57 pm

When Lee and I (and some other folks) used to do metacommentary one of our favorite blogs to make fun of was Reagan Wing. Nowadays, they’re pretty much just a Ron Paul blog. And is keepusfree upset with Rand Paul, but don’t criticize him.

Rand Paul a Traitor?

No. He endorsed a different presidential candidate than you. Unless that presidential candidate is Jefferson Davis, it ain’t treason.

Along with many of you in the Liberty Movement, I watched and listened with sick horror to Rand Paul’s endorsement of Mitt Romney. But thinking about it, in a political sense, in a global context of what is happening in our world, I would like to offer a hypothesis.

I think you’ll be surprised to learn that there’s a difference between vague half articulated conspiracy theories and a hypothesis.

We do not know the pressures that might have been brought to bear on Ron and Rand Paul. The power wielded by the enemies of the free people of the world is enormous and they have no scruples, no mercy, and no justice. In a perfect world, there might be a “John Galt” moment, where Rand steps aside to reveal the gun pointed at him. But that is a novel. Real life is not so clean.

I think the enemies of free people probably brought a bear to bear on Rand Paul. What I’m saying is watch out for his family getting mauled by a grizzly if he switches back to his father. It can’t possibly have anything to do with delegate math. I know the Ron Paul people think they’ll just overwhelm the national convention. But (a) they won’t, and (b) even if they did, maybe Rand Paul thinks it would be immoral (or just bad politics) to nominate someone who couldn’t win the majority of a single state. But you know what, fuck all that: mysterious forces.

If the Powers That Be can see our heroes brought low, it is to their great advantage and will serve them well. That someone breaks under the kind of pressure that they can exert is to be expected.

The pressure of winning the nomination. Wait, am I defending Mitt Romney? What’s wrong with me? It must be The Powers That Be. Anyway, it goes on like this for a while: they’re brave truth tellers, and it’s oh so tough. Then we reach the conclusion.

Rand Paul’s Cross

In this metaphor, Rand Paul is Jesus. But maybe, I’m being too over the top. It’s a fairly common metaphor that we all understand. It’s not like she called his father “Father” with a capital “F” or something.

Before you criticize Rand Paul, you should walk a mile in his shoes. The road he is traveling cannot be easy and will be rocky and dangerous. But his Father must have passed on some of his stalwart principles to his son, and he may yet serve us, even while he faces our ire and castigation for something which well may be completely out of his control, or may be a part of something we cannot yet see or understand. It may be the cross he has to bear and the sacrifice he has to make in order to continue in the fight at all. Only time will tell.

Or, he’s just a politician with some awful ideas that are closer to his dad’s. But since his dad isn’t going to win the nomination, he endorsed the other guy with horrible ideas.

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  1. 1

    Michael spews:

    Monday, 6/18/12 at 8:26 pm

    We do not know the pressures that might have been brought to bear on Ron and Rand Paul.

    Water-boarded! Either that or electroshock to the nads.

  2. 2

    Lee spews:

    Monday, 6/18/12 at 8:48 pm

    I totally miss making fun of these clowns.

  3. 3

    Pete spews:

    Monday, 6/18/12 at 9:36 pm

    Wait – did we just witness an Ayn Rand fanboy admit that a critical plot element of Atlas Shrugged isn’t exactly like the real world???

    Now there’s a traitor to the Liberty Movement! KILL HIM!!!!!!!11!!!

  4. 4

    Pete spews:

    Monday, 6/18/12 at 9:37 pm

    @1 For Aqua Buddha, it would pretty much have to be waterboarded, wouldn’t it?

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 6/18/12 at 9:55 pm

    If you see Rand Paul bearing a cross, I’ll bet it’s made of styrofoam. Everything is stage managed for show these days.

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