If there was anybody set up to be a fall guy during the election contest trial it was King County Superintendent of Elections Bill Huennekens. And, well… he’s fallen. KC Elections just sent out the following press release: “King County Recruits for New Superintendent of Elections.”
Effective July 11th, King County Superintendent of Elections Bill Huennekens will move to a new role in the Elections Section as Project Manager for the county’s compliance with provisions of the Help America Vote Act (HAVA)
“That Huennekens landed on his feet in another (if less prestigious) position, will probably piss off a few of the bloodthirsty…”
Speaking, of course, only for me, I think it’s a good move, not surprising, and certainly won’t be the last at KC Elections.
Logan’s next. By this time next month he’ll be in charge of the paperclip inventory. I been around bureaucracy a long time, I know how these things work.
Not fair goldy; falling down laughing w/ “this is a job for which he is uniquely qualified”
Did I hit your April 1 blog by mistake?
And how did he get setup? Not doing his job right?
Gee, no wonder you guys have a reputation for coddling the stupid, justifying big and incompetant government.
Was is Bush’s fault he flubbed his job?
So I’m kinda wondering here, if this was such a “model election”, the results of which even a “bank would envy”, why exactly is it he’s been demoted?
Goldy:
By just allowing ‘tards like righton to participate on the blog proves his point: we coddle the stupid.
And, righton, just for the record, “big and incompetant government.” IS Bush’s fault. Period. I had to laugh out loud at the irony of your spelling.
Incompetent. I-N-C-O-M-P-E-T-E-N-T. Incompetent.
adjective
1. bad at doing something: lacking the skills, qualities, or ability to do something properly.
Ohhhh, man, you ‘tards sure can make me laugh. They say a closed mouth gathers no foot. Perhaps you should keep your hands off the keyboard to have the same effect.
Remember, in life you are either going forward or going backward, your thinking is either Progressive or Retarded. Since Democrats are Progressives, that means Republicans are, well, retarded.
GBS
righton @ 4
“Was is Bush’s fault he flubbed his job?”
No, the election errors were not Bush’s fault. What is Bush’s fault is 1,700 needlessly dead American soldiers, almost 13,000 wounded American soldiers, and 300 billion dollars squandered.
In other words, Bush is responsible for the single most expensive error in the history of humankind. Staggering, isn’t it?
righton @ 3 writes ‘Not fair goldy; falling down laughing w/ “this is a job for which he is uniquely qualified”‘
Hmmmm. . . I find it even funnier that somebody with the intellectual capacity of a rusty bottle cap thinks he can make statements about Huennekens job qualifications.
DJ @ 6. Excellent point.
Although, Bush will never admit he made a mistake, because in his mind he hasn’t. He’s always wanted to exact revenge on Saddam Hussein for attempting to kill his daddy. The ability and cost to Americans for his family’s revenge is of no consequence to him, therefore no mistake made.
My bad, I meant to say DJ @ “7”
Ya’ll took the bait; can’t keep a good liberal from invoking GW. Same thing your hippy fathers did w/ Nixon was around.
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“In other words, Bush is responsible for the single most expensive error in the history of humankind. Staggering, isn’t it?”
Oh, I wouldn’t go quite that far. I can think of some stupid assholes who were even more destructive than Bush … Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, the collection of fools who instigation World War 1.
Nah … next to those guys Bush is merely, um, bush league.
Let’s hope he never becomes competent.
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I don’t think Dubya is that complicated. The concept of “revenge” requires more intellect and feeling than this man has. Nah … it’s the oil.
rightonthebrinkofreason @ 11
Same thing your hippy fathers did w/ Nixon was around.
And we all remember how honest Tricky Dick was.
righton @ 11
“Ya’ll took the bait; can’t keep a good liberal from invoking GW.”
Ummm. . . righton. . . you were the one who mentioned GW, stupid shit.
TFEB @ 12
“Oh, I wouldn’t go quite that far. I can think of some stupid assholes who were even more destructive than Bush “
Indeed, there are more destructive idiots. But, Bush still beats all others, hands-down, for the amount of money spent on a mistake.
rightoff @ 4 “Gee, no wonder you guys have a reputation for coddling the stupid, justifying big and incompetant government”
Jesus H Christopher, Man. Take a fucking look around you, Since Shrub got in to office the size, incompitancy and evil stupidity of the goverment has EXPLODED!
Are you practicing to be an Ironicist?
You da man, Stefan Sharkansky!
Go whack another baddie!
Memo to Dean Logan: YOU’RE NEXT!
I’m waiting for some carl rove, mellon scaife bashing from you guys. Must be home from pouring lattes, or i guess still at the library.
Karl Rove is what comes out of the mouth of a possessed person during an exorcism. Richard Mellon Scaife is merely an obnoxious drunk who controls four trust funds, owns a newspaper, donates money to fascist causes, and hates his own kids.
righton–
The LEFTIST PINHEADS are at home cross-dressing for their big “boys’ night out at the Mountlake Ale House and Gay Bar.
Priscilla/F***ing EasterBunny and his other 50 identities probably takes 8 hours to dress for all those personnas!
Any guy that can carry on a conversation with himself on a Blog for hours on end has some serious issues, know what I mean?
And the fact that he interacts as a male and female probably is all we need to know about this flake.
Don/Alan/Prissy/EasterBunnyetal–
Don’t forget the 10W-40 Motor Oil…it doesn’t break fdown easily when you get heated up!
The mere thought of these LEFTIST PINHEADS sipping cordials and giggling is disgusting…and it’s probably much, much worse than that!
thatPrick was ejected from the Mountlake Ale House and Gay Bar for fondling a male waiter!
thatPrick is the Michael Jackson of HorsesAss Bloggers.
Cynical Idiot is our resident expert on talking to oneself. He’s his own most ardent admirer. No one else listens to him. BTW, I was really thrown out of the Montlake Tavern for putting his photo on the table top and urinating on it. He doesn’t want you to know that.
There’s only one thing bunnies do better than pissing and making bunny pellets — MAKING MORE BUNNIES!!! :D
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“The mere thought of these LEFTIST PINHEADS sipping cordials and giggling is disgusting…and it’s probably much, much worse than that!”
Where’d you get that from, your BIG BINDER? As usual you don’t know what you’re talking about. If you knew anything at allabout me, you’d realize I do nothing but sit there until some chick comes in and says, “What a cute bunny!” and scratches my ears.
Then I make more bunnies. :D
F.E.B.@26–
Chicks don’t like scratching some old retired guv’mint hack attorney behind the ears…especially when he has male pattern baldness, ezcema and psorysis like you!!
You need to stop picking those scabs Don.
In order to make more bunnies you actually have to be able to have an erection…something you are unable to accomplish even with a mixture of Enzyte and Viagra.
I know you got excited about those Enzyte adds…you know “Livin’ Large” and all that hype about making you 25% bigger in that “certain male private part”. The bad news as Don found out is 25% times ZERO is still ZERO!!!
Go back to your Fantasy Island little Tattoo-man. Da Plane, Da Plane Bossz!!!
why don’t you guys go do your grafiti on the bathroom wall; about the equal of your intellects
Do lefties put their drinks on someone elses tab when drinking.. you know kinda how they make the taxpayer pay for their dumbass social programs. If so Iam going to Mountlake next tuesday and become a donk for a day.
The F***ing Easter Rabbit is suffering from multiple personality displacement disorder (MPDD).
It gives him an excuse for “drinking & running”…that’s how the Seattle LEFTIST PINHEADS operate. They want to start these stupid fucking projects like the asthetic VIADUCT that has nothing to do with transportation and everything to do with beautifying the Seattle waterfront. They know it will cost triple the estimates but once started, it can’t be stopped. So they will stick the rest of the state with their “BAR BILL”!!
As the Repbulicans turn….
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITI.....index.html
Porn star Mary Carey plans run for lieutenant governor!!
…and thats only the start…
She plans to run for lieutenant governor of California next year as an independent. But her trip to Washington has swayed Carey’s political leanings. She says she’s been a Republican “for a couple of days.
Black floor length gown for Repub lunch = 300.00
pay out for money shot = 15000.00
inadvertantly making republicans look like old perverts = PRICELESS
Now that GOPers have been entertained by porn star Mary Carey at a presidential fundraiser, it’s only fair that Liberal Drinkers be entertained by Mr. Cynical Idiot at Montlake Alehouse! Bring your pink tutu and dance for us next Tuesday evening, Mr. C.I.!
Toothe–
Pink ain’t my color faggot.
I prefer wearin’ chaps.
I’ll leave the tutu to Desmond to yuyu!
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Looks like Mr. Cynical Idiot is jealous of my sex life. That’s not surprising, as nobody else lives it up like us bunny rabbits, not even Mary Carey, who is the only Republican in the country to get laid in the last 12 months.
Which reminds me of an incident in my youth, when I was just a little bunny, and how I became a Goldwater Republican. I didn’t start out that way. You see, I was born into a family of Great Depression Democrats. I know many of you have wondered how that happened, and here’s the true story.
I had left home and was hitchhiking across the country from one commune to another in search of nirvana and the one true love of my life. My travels had taken me to the southwest desert, where I found myself hopping along the deserted shoulder of an empty highway stretching in a straight line to the distant rimrocks on the horizon. There wasn’t much traffic on that lonely stretch of asphalt, to say the least.
After a couple days, a farmer came along in a hay truck, and needless to say I was glad to see him! Well, he was a kind soul, and offered a lift to a poor bunny rabbit with tired burning feet. Pretty soon he turned on the radio and was listening to Rush Limbaugh. He was a very polite gentleman, and soon asked me if that program was okay with me. Well it being his truck and all, of course I was tactful, and said I personally thought Rush was full of it but he was welcome to listen to anything he wanted. He seemed surprised and asked me, “You’re a Republican, aren’t you? I thought everyone around here is a Republican.” I replied that I was from out of state, and no, I came from a family of Democrats. Next thing I knew SCREEEEEECH he slammed the brakes, flung the door open, and bodily threw me out onto the tarmac, yelling “No G-D Democrat is gonna ride in my truck!” and roared off in a cloud of dust.
For the next several days I survived on cactus until another car came along. One thing I’ll say for Arizona is that it’s a friendly place, where everybody stops for hitchhikers. This guy was a traveling salesman, and the car radio was playing Bill O’Reilly’s show, with Ann Coulter as his guest. Well, you know, I was grateful for the ride and all, but you can stand only so much and I asked him to turn it off. He seemed puzzled, and after I explained why, the same damn thing happened — SCREEEEECH (door slams) “Get the fuck out of my car! No G-D Democrat is gonna ride in THIS car!” and he roared off.
I’ll be truthful with you — I’m not real fond of cactus. I like grass better. And I may be just a dumb bunny, but even bunnies are capable of learning tricks. When the blonde in the red Corvette came along, I was ready. I had thought the whole thing out, and worked out my game plan to the last detail. So we’re humming along, and she’s jabbering away about crop prices and weather and the water rights cases pending in federal courts, and wouldn’t you know it, she starts talking politics. I’m just sitting watching her tits bounce up and down on the potholes, and not saying anything. After a while she says, “You’re awfully quiet. What do you think about all this?”
“About what?” I asked.
“What I’ve been saying — the evil unpatriotic communist Democrats.”
“Oh,” I said, “I’m a Republican.”
She let out a big sigh. “Well that’s good,” she said, “because if you were a Democrat, I’d have to throw you out of my car.”
“No problem,” I replied. “Rest assured, I’m a Republican. Barry Goldwater is my hero.”
“I’m sure glad to hear that,” she said.
So we drove along for a while, and I kept watching her tits bounce up and down, and finally she says, “I notice you’re very fidgety. Is something wrong?”
“Oh no,” I replied. “Everything’s fine.”
By then I had a magnum hard-on, and I must have kept fidgeting, because a few minutes later she said, “Why don’t you tell me what’s agitating you.”
Well I just couldn’t keep it in anymore, so wouldn’t you know it, this is what I said:
“I don’t understand … I’ve been a Republican for only 20 minutes … and I already want to fuck somebody!”
What’s a “color faggot”?
Toothe:
That’s a funny one. Worth the read. Thanks.
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Wait.. I know what happens next.. you reverted back to a democrat and stole the car from the blond and blew it up because it was a gas guzzler. Then you went back and assaulted the woman and claimed victim status because you were in a heat induced dazed.
Yeah I remember that story from highschool.
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You have a colorful, albeit sick, imagination.
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