So, congrats Britain: Under the leadership of a racist and a man so posh he makes the Queen look like a Commoner, you’ve managed to send a clear message that you’re opposed to the elitism of Europe. That caring for refugees is too elitist. That easy travel between borders is too elitist. Traded German bankers for British ones, who won’t do anything elitist. The only reasonable conclusion you can draw from the Brexit is that Brits hate elites.
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Awww little Carl is all upset the British decided they wanted to control their own destinies instead of some bureaucraptic panel telling them what to do! If you don’t think like a pagan HA DUMMOCRETIN then you are a racist. Funny thing Carl, Saul Alinsky attacks don’t work in Britain! Maybe they didn’t want to be told what to do by Obummer and Crooked Heilary either.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/.....ade-obama/
PuddyCommentariat: Obummer kisses the ASSes of our enemies while chastising our allies. Obummer never gets it right! Crooked Heilary with her head so far up Obummer’s rectum parroted Obummer!
Meanwhile Donald Trump said: “I think if I were from Britain I would probably want to go back to a different system.”
Trump then went on to say if Britain decided to leave the EU it would not put Britain at the back of the queue as Obummer bragged to the world. Trump would work closely to secure a US trade deal with Britain as President Trump!
Then on Sunday Trump said: “I would personally be more inclined to leave, for a lot of reasons like having a lot less bureaucracy,. But I am not a British citizen. This is just my opinion.”
Seems Trump the businessman has more on the ball regarding world affairs then Crooked Heilary the “stateswoman”!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile Howard The Duck Dean is at it too. Seems the gravitas is flowing deep in the bowels of DUMMOCRETINdom. https://twitter.com/GovHowardDean/status/746167818656354304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Isn’t it truly strange that DUMMOCRETIN statists who worship at the alter of unaccountable power are the morons most upset about pro-Brexit folks winning? Witness the screams above by Carl! Where is Fauxcohantas on this now?
Now where is that scream? Oh yeah… “YEARGH!!!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDwODbl3muE
Meanwhile Piers Morgan tries to get macho…
Piers Morgan ✔ @piersmorgan
I’ll debate guns with you any time you ludicrous twerp.
My brain is my assault weapon. https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/746072856518397952 …
1:17 PM – 23 Jun 2016
And the putdown smackdown happened…
Dana Loesch ✔ @DLoesch
And you’re really low on ammo. https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/746074674635870208 …
2:09 PM – 23 Jun 2016
DAYUM… https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/746116322271059969/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Can you say spittoon?
Roger Rabbit is not available at this time because he is busy buying stocks at a discount. Roger Rabbit will return later.
Fauxcohantas Liquid Fart.. .https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/745794967658979328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Dana’s Aisle One Cleanup…
https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/746131811831586816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Dana Out… Mic Drop
Seems from a Wall Street Journal poll, 19% of British young adult voters 18 to 24 said they wouldn’t vote on #Brexit.
So Carl, apparently they really are not interested!
Headline
“Britain in Free Fall – Should be warning for Trump Voters”
Hahahahaha
We could only be so lucky. Who needs ISIS when we have our own Teahadist Terrorists.
Seems pinhead Sally Cohn is calling the Brits Nazis
https://twitter.com/sallykohn/status/746328152901726209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
When you DUMMOCRETINS don’t like the outcome… call them names! Wow Saul Alinsky lives large in this one! Ah, yes… that strange “racist” (Carl) Hitler acolyte in England, insisting on the sovereignty of British House of Lords and Members of Parliament over the Brussels central EU executors. The British common people voting in a referendum for their own freedom and sovereignty is Nazism.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
Ah yes… anything to disparage those whom you don’t like! So typical!
Where is that headline HHTL @8?
It’s always about politics with DUMMOCRETINS! http://hotair.com/archives/201.....ity-stunt/
Why do DUMMOCRETINS flock to someone they admit is not trustworthy or honest? Why are they so happy to vote for someone trading future favors for money?
Remember Crooked Heilary claimed to try to tell the truth!
Clearly I’ve been away too long. Our troll changed its name. If you’ve been having trouble dealing with its unpleasant, vacuous drivel, consider updating your HorsesDiaper script:
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/4d521a1c9e1a47712ef01141d9d981db/raw/87fe6e89474042e0b404302a6da8653e25bb2cf2/horsesDiaper.user.js
Sorry for not offering a fix sooner!
@1 So here we have Piddles going whole hog for Brexit and Trump’s economic policies. Figures. He probably thinks it’s time for another Crusade, too. If there’s a bad idea anywhere in the world, he’ll wrap his arms around it, and love it to death.
Roger Rabbit is finished with his stock-buying chores for now, and has returned to kick troll ass.
Can someone explain to me how to implement the HorsesDiaper Script by Doctor Orpheus (the real HA Doctor).
@1 Here we have Piddles going whole hog for Brexit and Trump’s economic policies. Figures. He probably thinks it’s time for another Crusade, too. If there’s a bad idea anywhere in the world he’ll wrap his arms around it and hug it to death.
Carl – you need to correct your post. UK is leaving UN, not the EU. They said FU.
http://i1173.photobucket.com/a.....agb9pi.jpg
@2 Sure, let’s support every secession movement that comes along, and Balkanize the entire world so we can live in a Dark Ages economy and have 250 wars going on all at once.
https://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/texas-secessionists-inspired-by-brexit-if-trump-fails-texit-seems-to-be-our-best-remedy/
Another brainchild of the dumbest troll in world history.
@3 If this is what gets your rocks off, you need a better salt mine.
@7 And two years from now they won’t have a clue why they can’t get jobs in Britain’s sinking economy.
@9 “The British common people voting in a referendum for their own freedom and sovereignty is Nazism.”
Oh, I wouldn’t call it that. They’re only building a fort and hiding inside. That’s stupid in this day and age, but to each his own.
http://i.imgur.com/6oIwuTV.jpg
@11 So, you contend the Democratic sit-in for gun control was nothing more than a fundraising stunt? You’re arguing that Democrats care no more about innocent lives lost to gun violence than Republicans? Thanks for proving the last sentence of @19 is true.
@16,
It would depend on your browser.
But if you are using desktop Chrome, you’d be best to start by installing a script management utility extension like Tampermonkey. Find it at the Chrome Webstore. For Firefox (again, for desktop) you could start with an add-on for script management like Greasemonkey. Find it by clicking the Add-ons button on the bottom of the Firefox start page or by surfing to https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/
You need that utility installed first to allow you to safely select only specific scripts to be enabled to run on your browser and to control their behavior. Once that’s taken care of just click on Dr. Orpheus’ link. The utility will guide you through the rest quite painlessly.
@12 Because your party’s candidate is 100 times worse.
@16 Sure Teabagged. See
http://horsesass.org/drinking-.....nt-1304823
Which has instructions on how to install it on FireFox. The instructions for Chrome are similar, but you use a Chrome Add-on called TamperMonkey instead. Try that out and let me know if you’re still stuck.
@18 Well, at least they didn’t say U.K. is leaving the League of Nations. Give credit where it’s due.
“So here we have Piddles going whole hog for Brexit and Trump’s economic policies. Figures.”
The angry, hate-filled loon has found his perfect presidential candidate, one who who inspires anger and hate and who lies his ass off as much as the loon.
This is interesting. NBC calls the Brexit vote “intergenerational war,” because of a clear split in voting patterns based on age: 75% of millenials voted against it, while 61% of baby boomers voted for it. Darn baby boomers!
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyli.....te-n598481
Drumpf is a big fan of Brexit. How smart is that? Let’s see …
“A recent analysis by Moody’s rating agency forecasted that Trump’s policies could result in up to 7 million U.S. jobs lost.”
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyli.....it-n598356
Roger Rabbit Commentary: I guess if you really, really hate your job then voting for Trump is one way to get rid of your job.
“But if you are using desktop Chrome, you’d be best to start by installing a script management utility extension”
Hey, Carl, have you noticed yet that some of your most loyal readers have had to resort to downloading a script to hide the angry hate speech which you allow to litter your threads?
As far as I’m concerned, by tolerating hate speech, you are as disgusting as the batshit crazy loon who posts it.
Run on link in #13.
No editing or removal by the HA DUMMOCRETIN leads!
Four train wrecks from R senile just in this thread!
@11 So, you contend the Democratic sit-in for gun control was nothing more than a fundraising stunt? – NOPE you DOPE, the DUMMOCRETINS said it.
Senility is a very insidious disease!
@9 “The British common people voting in a referendum for their own freedom and sovereignty is Nazism.”
That’s what Sally Cohn calls it R senile!
@2 Sure, let’s support every secession movement that comes along,
where do you get that R senile? The British are a sovereign nation. That sux eh?
@1 So here we have Piddles going whole hog for Brexit and Trump’s economic policies.
Where is that R senile? Obummer told the British if you want to deal with us stay in the EU. Isn’t that a threat R senile? A threat to a long time anti-communist anti-ISIS ally?
DAYUM stoooooooooooooopid R senile!
You would think that the Teahadists would learn from this but learning something isn’t in their vocabulary.
The British are frantically Googling what the E.U. is, hours after voting to leave it – The Washington Post – http://www.washingtonpost.com https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/06/24/the-british-are-frantically-googling-what-the-eu-is-hours-after-voting-to-leave-it/?campaign_id=A100&campaign_type=Email
Bad news for Republicans is falling like hailstones in Tornado Alley.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/24/.....index.html
@33 About what I expected.
@18 apparently they most not have said FU, instead they may have said F Myself.
The “UK”? Well…maybe not so “united”. With the Scots making more noise about separation and the northern and southern Irish talking about kissing and making up, all that’s left is England and maybe Wales.
Anybody know if there’s an archduke planning to visit Sarajevo in the foreseeable future?
@31,
I respect HA’s decision to support unrestricted legal expression of any and all ideas, even the hateful ones. Honestly that isn’t the reason I often filter out that troll’s comments. The threats, racism, homophobia, toileting obsession, religious bigotry, baby talk, and weird name calling are sort of funny to me and easy enough for me to ignore. And from time to time I find it rather amusing to fuck with the backward racist imbecile in response.
What I’m try to avoid is the blatant trolling of dozens of repeat posts, empty click-bait, random irrelevant cut-and-paste, massive amounts of inexplicable white space, and line after line after line of CAPS-LOCK repeat characters that simply clutter up the threads and make them unreadable. It is really awesome how much cleaner and more readable the threads become once that imbecile’s comments are filtered out. It’s quite delightful.
So I’m cool with the status quo so long as Dr. Orpheus’ script keeps working and so long as that imbecile refrains from more blatant sock-puppetry.
Thanks again to Dr. Orpheus!
Drumpf also says, in Scotland where they overwhelmingly voted to stay, congratulations on viting to leave.
Now I give him the benefit of the doubt that he was speaking to a minority of the people of Scotland as they were part of a slightly bigger majority, but why go visit Scotland and not an area where the majority voted in favor of leaving. You can either take it as he wanted to support the minority or thumb his nose at the majority (in that Area – Scotland), or he did it because he is just stupid and never has anything meaningful to say have anything of any substance to speak of, that the stupid so dearly love. The stupid are brain dead door knobs.
@12 why do you care what democrats do? We don’t care what you do, we just like telling you how fucking stupid you Republicans are.
You should be more worried about what Republicans do.
Thanks Doc. Thanks DR. As soon as I can get the time I’ll have to look into it.
Sock puppetry Oregon moron?
Puddy has his name in every one of Puddy’s chosen descriptions.
You on the other hand chose to sock puppet Puddy.
This FOOL doesn’t even know the definition!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You expected the TRUTH R senile?
Shocking. Glad Puddy delivered what you were expecting!
@45 I expect you to cackle like an idiot, and you never disappoint.
Wrong again R senile.
You don’t like your train wrecks being publicly identified for what that are. Train wrecks! Random manure patterns! Goat pies! Nonsensical gibberish! Debate lockup! BULLSHITTIUM!
Puddy don’t play dat R senile!
Wrong again R senile.
You don’t like your train wrecks being publicly identified for what that are. Train wrecks! Random manure patterns! Goat pies! Nonsensical gibberish! Debate lockup! BULLSHITTIUM!
Puddy don’t play dat R senile!
HAHAHAAHA! Head explodes. Forget about Ryan. How about any klownservatic? This was asked and the babbling jackass failed to deliver. The House protest by the Dems was for commonsense legislation that would save all lives, blacks included. The Dems support ACTION, the troll’s beloved klownservatics “moments of silence”. Sucks to be the babbling jackass.
HAHAHAHA! Micro-encephalic head explodes into stupid again. Asked for proof of this and the babbling jackass failed to deliver. It babbled similar about a Judge from Indiana that Republican Senators voted in. When a latino challenges Drumpf and the racist Drumpf whines, the jackass starts spewing “La Raza” like a babbling idiot.
The babbling jackass troll: stuck on stupid forevaah.
The House protest by the Dems was for commonsense legislation that would save all lives, blacks included.
The monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch deliversits noon time BULLSHITTIUM!
The ACLU says otherwise monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch!
Sux to be the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch!
The House protest by the Dems was for commonsense legislation that would save all lives, blacks included.
The monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch delivers its noon time BULLSHITTIUM!
The ACLU says otherwise monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch!
Ohhh teh stoooooooooooooooooooopid! EPIC FAYLE stoooooooooooooooooooopid! The DUMMOCRETINS are grandstanding for political contributions! Ohhh teh stoooooooooooooooooooopid! EPIC FAYLE stoooooooooooooooooooopid!
Sux to be the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch!
Your truly will commence using the esteemed Dr O’s script.
POODEBUTT is placed on IG-NORE!
Damn! Works like a freaking dream!
Babble on into the wind of your own farts damned fool!
Asked for proof of this and Puddy delivered again.
So sad this fool forgets with the crazed databaze right there for review!
Marvin Stamn North Pasadena conversation. He Butt kicked your silly ASS monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch!
When confronted over Jamiel Shaw what did the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch claim? Absolutely nothing your honor!
When confronted over the murder of the Bologna family by Edwin Ramos where was the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch commentary? Missing your honor!
When confronted with http://www.ojjpac.org/memorial.asp, where was the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch? Silent your honor!
Sux to be the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch!
Puddy has way more FACTS monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch! Butt then again you can look up your own BULLSHITTIUM replies of lack thereof!
See ya fool! It still ascribes to the La Reconquista philosophy; the Aztlan philosophy; and lastly to La Raza. We all witness its puny response to ethnic cleansing by illegal alien gangs in LA and Southern Californ
The moron is still trying to get it’s blog read.
No one reads a blog of stolen work monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So R senile how was that “reaping on the rumor getting your ASS killed on the FACTS” working out with you today in the stock market?
Only 570 points today!
@54 Yeah, where is Marvin when you need him? Another spineless troll who couldn’t take the heat and bugged out of the kitchen.
@56 It’s working great. Yesterday Vodafone was $34. I bought it today for $30. Also snagged Gilead at its 52-week low. Got any more stupid questions?
What idiots like Piddles don’t realize is that declines are as essential to investors as gains. Everyone knows the formula is “buy low and sell high” but Piddles has forgotten that buying low is half of the game. He thinks only of the selling high part.
“dozens of repeat posts”
Either it’s intentional or he’s so damned angry and full of hate, furiously pounding away on his keyboard, then moving on to the next tirade, that the stupid jerk doesn’t even notice what he’s done. As he’s both batshit insane and dumber than a stump, I lean towards the latter.
Nobody can make the loon’s head explode easier than YLB. YLB could post a blank comment and the loon’s head would still explode all over the thread.
Crap, after right winger George W. Bush plunged the world into economic chaos, the fools in Kansas elected right winger Brownback on the same economic claims and ended up with the same results. Paul Ryan is proposing more of the same nonsense.
Then these four pipe up and I’m thinking “How do I get off this ship of fools?”
http://www.dailykos.com/storie.....e-policies
@62 Kansans dug themselves into this hole by buying Brownback’s snake oil. They elected him, and the legislature that goes along with him, so they have no one to blame but themselves. People who can should leave Kansas. Workers should refuse to be transferred there. If those who can’t leave, e.g., farmers tied to the soil, want to turn their state into a Mississippi or Louisiana, let them. Just walk away.
Object lesson for Trump fans: The time to not be stupid is when you vote, not afterward.
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyli.....ts-n598686
Shorter Schizo:
“Liberals use facts because they can’t think for themselves”.
@63 I agree. But children can’t walk away and that’s who catches the brunt of their lies.