It’s freaking awesome to have a job where you can boink an employee’s spouse or just disappear for five days without notice to break up with your paramour. Plus you can be 100% completely wrong about big issues like wars and impeachments and still keep your job!
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He claims the reason for the trip was “breaking up with his paramour?” Kind of hard to keep the stories straight, a new one comes out every couple of hours. Has he never heard of the telephone, e-mail, fed-ex, or the postal service? Yea, I know, it takes a bit of a jerk to break up a relationship that way, but if you knew he was married when you started the affair, you already knew he was a jerk.
Has anyone yet looked into whether or not the taxpayers got stuck with the tab for Sanford’s trans-equatorial shagging excursion?
The State, the SC newspaper reports he did not.
The cad used his wife’s millions.
What bugs me is that it is apparent that he is totally in love with this Argentine woman. What he should do is resign and go to her.
Then the fallout:
1. Divorce from his sugar momma. She of the Wall Street executive and Skil tools fortune.
2. Dumped by his soul mate for not having power or money. It is not his junk and pretty face that is attracting this woman
3. Dies alone and bitter, awash in his own hypocrisy