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Goldy is grossed-out by homosexuality?
your right Goldy, David Brooks has no dignity….Ick….
Of course, this is what’s to be expected at MSNBC.
What’s weird is that Brooks says the guy had his hand on his inner thigh “all through dinner”. Brooks is repulsed by this behavior and yet says nothing for what, a half hour?
@3 If some Republican pervert put his hand on my thigh, he’d get a rabbit foot in his groin within 2 seconds.
@troll;
Goldy is probably grossed out by unwanted physical advances by hypocrites, but you can certainly make up whatever you want – it’s a free country after all.
I believe that the senator’s wife was with him and Brookes didn’t want to make a scene in order to save her embarrassment.
If you grab a finger though and wrench it up just hard enough to cause pain (don’t break or dislocate) it makes the person let go and at the same time they can usually maintain a facade.
The other option is spilling hot coffee.
@5
“Ick” sounds like a homophobic comment to me.
Just shows what a coward and a craven wimp Brooks is. Why do we even care?
Most of those pansy-assed momma’s boys who live in the Village haven’t the intestinal fortitude to call out this kind of behavior. Brooks just sat at the table, eating his tiramisu and wondering if he was going to have to ‘go all the way’ this time.
I’ve seen earthworms with more spine than him.
@6
We’d best check with Marvin. He’s the self-appointed homophobe PC speech cop around these parts.
Am I not correct? Goldy is saying “ick” to the idea of one man flirting with another man, is he not?
@9 Nah.
You are the only one talking about me being a homophobic PC speech cop.
But since you asked, let’s compare…
Does “ick” have the same homophobic hate that “faggot” does. Nope. Especially when the homophobic bigot makes it very clear he is using “faggot” as an insult. Hhmm, is there an example of what I’m talking about?
A quick google search found this example from right here at horses ass.
Steve spewed:
Here’s a clue, you goatfucking faggot cunt. Our calling you a faggot cunt is not to belittle gays and women. It is to belittle you, you worthless goatfucking faggot cunt piece of shit.
05/05/2009 AT 8:46 PM
http://horsesass.org/?p=15786&.....ent-916253
See how the author, (that would be you steve), made it clear that he was trying to belittle me by calling me a “faggot.”
That is a perfect example of what homophobic bigotry looks like.
I would hope that goldy is saying “ick” to a straight man sitting and eating dinner with the hand of another man on his thigh.
Of course steve would have a problem with that, hell, a homophobic bigot like steve would have a problem even being in the same room as a gay man. At least the racist headless lucy can’t be around blacks 24/7.
Marvie @11
Steve calling you a “goatfucking faggot cunt” isn’t intended to disparage gays or women, as he said in his post. Rather it was a description of you. I’m willing to admit it was also inaccurate as he failed to mention that you are also ignorant and stupid. Again, this is not to belittle either ignorant or stupid people either.
Marvie is such an amusing little troll. He is filled with his own self-importance. A real legend in his own mind.
@11 “That is a perfect example of what homophobic bigotry looks like.”
Oh, really? So simply using the word faggot makes one a bigot? A “perfect example”, no less. Just that? No further evidence or trail of hate or intolerance required? I had no idea. Hmm, I wonder who else around here falls into Marvin’s definition of a bigot.
You’re a simple minded goatfucker, Marvin. Do whatever you will, that’s one thing about you that will never, ever change.
Say, Marvin, speaking of dumb goatfuckers, did you catch Mr. Klynical’s racist joke the other day? The guy’s a real card. A real funny guy. Your type of wingnut, I’m sure.
Did you know that he fucks goats? The stupid goatfucker even admits to it. Apparently, goatfucking dumbed poor Marvin down, which explains a lot:
So you find nothing offensive about steve using the word “faggot” as an insult?
What words do you find offensive… Maybe the words of manotruth or do you also agree with his selection of bigoted hate speech.
I like the way Mr. Klynical so casually spits out the “F” word. And he tells racist jokes about blacks too! He’s got the whole package going for him. That’s gotta endear him to that goatfucker, Marvin.
@3: LOL. A girl’s gotta eat.
@9: Check the definition of “flirting,” as you call it, vs. what Brooks is actually describing. Wouldn’t those actions be “ick” regardless of David Brooks’ maleness?
Geez, I wonder if Marvin will share with all of us his offence taken at this racist joke:
Marvin fucks goats, always has, always will.
Don’t talk down your own use of the word steve. You used it with your own distinct style.
What, now you want to talk about gbs calling me black because I said I was on welfare? I hope he was joking around when he said that. Do you have any opinion why gbs assumed I was black when I told him I was on welfare.
Regarding your goat thing… Puddy and I often wondered why the goats don’t run when you walk up to them. It appears you picked goats because they’re not so smart. BTW, how did you train the goat to stick his tongue out. I also noticed you picked a white goat, no surprise there.
Let’s just see if Goldy is homophobic …
Goldy, if you got on a crowded elevator, then even more people got on so you had to move back even further until eventually your butt was touching another man’s bulge, and then you felt his penis start to get hard from the contact, would you find that icky?
Oh, enough about me, Marvin. I’m sure everybody agrees with you by now that I’m a bigot. The case you made was so convincing! But what about Mark the Redneck? What do you make of this?
Hmm, it strikes me that he’s got a fear of gays going on. Homophobia, if you know what I mean. What do you think?
Oh, and are you gay, Marvin? Because if you’re gay, I’d like to offer a personal apology to you for calling a gay man a faggot. So are you gay, Marvin?
Sounds a lot like gbs and his reasoning I was black because I said I was on welfare.
Except gbs was trying to be insulting.
Even you called what Cynical wrote was a joke.
Can’t you tell the difference between a troll making a joke and gbs.
That last question was rhetorical, it’s obvious you can’t.
If Puddy wrote that joke, would it still be racist?
It depends if the bulge belonged to a democrat or republican.
If republican, hell yeah. Not only goldy make a big scene pointing out the man’s bulge and the hypocrisy, he would come to this blog and post a link to a seattle times article.
If democrat…
Because this is a partisan blog that takes on Republicans. He would be disgusted by the Democrat and what he did, but he wouldn’t write about it here.
http://horsesass.org/?p=5675#comment-847043
Yup, I figured the goatfucker would be good with Mr. Klynical telling racist jokes.
IOKIYAR!!
Geez, Troll, now you’ve got the Marvelously Marginal Marvin (LMFAO!!) wanting to discuss Republican and Democratic pant bulges with you.
Don’t you wish.
Thanks for the props, the truth is, without you I never could have done it. You made the case so simple even a caveman could have won the case. Hell, how often does some one spell it out like you did that you were trying to belittle me by calling me a “faggot.”
I don’t remember seeing him around much.
When the talk turns to fear and hatred of gays, your name comes up so I’ll take your word on it. Your experience with the homophobic thing will be useful.
Unless you are gay and want to hit on me, why does my sexuality matter to you?
If I said I was gay would you hate me even more?
No, Marvin, you needn’t worry. I wouldn’t hit on anybody who’s an admitted goatfucker.
So are you gay? Or are you just some crazed wingnut PC speech cop searching for any offensive remark uttered by a progressive? After all, you’ve never taken offense at the hate spewn by anybody on the right towards gays.
Truth is, you don’t give a shit about gays. You don’t give a shit if Puddy, Klynical or any wingnut fool named Mark spews hate against them. You’re just a one-note goatfucker who uses gays, exploits them, to make cheap points against the guy, me, who pegged you as the goatfucker you are, and GBS, the guy who nailed you as the fucking coward you are. The bottom line, you support the politics and the fucktard politicians that have stood against LBGT progress at every turn and at every step of the way. And in the end you’re still nothing but a cowardly goatfucker. Hell, you even admitted to fucking goats.
You admit to being dumbed down from fucking goats. How weird is that??
i thought goldstien loved homosexual behavior
Goldy, are you there? I want to talk to you about how you would react to a man’s throbbing boner rubbing up against your buttocks. If you aren’t homophobic, you should be cool with that.
Susan Hutchison is a wedgie candidate? Ick indeed.
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Last week Daddy spewed this about the Great Clinton Depression of March 2000: “You can claim not to be ignorant of the obvious, but your comments belie it. And your comrades as well.”
He claims that I, his dearly begotten son, am ignorant of economic history. Trust me on this, Dad. I know recession. I know depression. I could take Double Jeopardy Recession for $200 and run the table.
I know enough recession that I quickly smacked down Rabbit about recession being a wholly-owned subsidiary of Republicans: like, hey, what about Van Buren’s and Cleveland’s and FDR’s in 1937? And what about all those pre-Iraq Democrat wars? But I digress.
Trust me. I know Clinton’s Great Depression of March 2000 didn’t allegedly begin until March 2001. Every schoolboy knows that. I was just jokin’, although I’ve forgotten the punchline.
I play HA the Cassius Clay way: Float like a butterfly, sting like a Stinger. If the Stingers don’t getcha, and if you survive the RPGs and IEDs, then I’ll try to joke you back into the holes you crawled out of.
Have a nice day, and thanks to David Hussein Goldstein for being so spiffing sporting about giving us bandwidth to twist your little pink tails. Mr. Goldstein is a credit to his race.
Last week a mean-spirited conservative troll spewed this to Ghengis:
The needed disclaimer was lost in the shuffle:
* Just kidding! A Mongolian cluster-fudge-Rabbit joke!
The troll was just riffing and jiving on the Khan part, which is what us old stoners always used to do. We know Ghengis Khan isn’t proximate to A.Q. Khan, and at the next Liberal Drunk we’ll buy Ghengis and Darcy a beer. Assuming you Islamofascist loose-nuke jihad terrorists drink beer.
Hell, why wouldn’t you, since Mohammed Atta bought lap dances before blowing our house down. But you and Darcy will have to work out the lap dances on your own dime.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
You all are a bunch of goat fucking fagots. As a gay man I can say this without being homophobic. Homosexuals need to get over yourselves, you think you are supreme, but you guys are nothing more than Neanderthals. What percentage of people are murder by Heterosexuals and what percentage are murdered by Homosexuals? I bet is no where near being proportional to the population at a whole…. you people have screwed up the world. Who else would be to blame, not homos.
See I can admit my mistakes, but Heterosexuals can’t. It should have said Heterosexuals need to get over yourselves.
@33
you have no idea what you’re talking about. you think that the national origin of our president is important just because its specified by the constituion? if you really want to get to the bottom of something that matters, try to find out if dan quayle ever spelled any words wrong other than tomato. and if you do i’m sure the new york times will be happy to devote 2 or 3 columns to it. it will serve you right if this whole issue of HIS birth is ignored by the msm.
Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting, 33.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
@33
as much as i’d love that rahm emanuel puppet to be impeached for inelegibility, that information has been around since april, and since our testicleless congress is scared to death of aipac, they did nothing. score another one for those with the most schekels.
man @38: This probably goes away like the phantom birth cert.
@33
Notice there is no attribution to what you posted, just a cut and paste from an email going around the massive wingnut circle jerk. 2 seconds at snopes.com shows your “story” is just that. Note the date of the “press release”, April 1, the right will make any shit up to make themselves feel good, including putting words into Justice Scalia’s mouth that he never uttered.
Here’s my attribution:
http://www.snopes.com/politics.....dental.asp
Now Don while that’s a great catch@40 where was your voice when the libtards tried to smear John Gibson here…and here…against AG Holder and you can get more all over the net.
Puddy visits this site every now and then to see the latest. Puddy sharing some of his validation locations.
A perfect crystallization of the right wing mentality:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyo.....l-apalooza
Stupes would be proud.
How cute.
steve has a sockpuppet.
David Brooks is GREAT.
He’s spot on about most (male) politicians being socially ackward. That is when they are not “on” in a political setting.
He writes very thoughtful articles for the NYT. Don’t always agree but often do.
Fun to see him relaxed and joking around.