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I Can’t Find My Scarf…

by Carl Ballard โ€” Thursday, 10/1/15, 8:02 am

… but I’m still supper excited about NWSL Championship tonight. The Reign are one of the most fun games in town. If you’re at all a sports person, I’d say do yourself a favor and watch the game tonight. The Reign have an official watch party.

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  1. Teabagger spews:

    Thursday, 10/1/15 at 5:09 pm

    Carl, have you checked your closet? Maybe it’s in the Closet with Puffy?

    Just kidding big guy.

  2. Jack spews:

    Thursday, 10/1/15 at 8:09 pm

    Yeah, it’s probably behind that powder-blue leisure suit.

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