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Hey… HA No Longer Runs Like Crap!

by Goldy — Sunday, 4/6/14, 8:53 pm

Took me all day, and I’m not sure the DNS is fully propagated, but it looks like HA is up and running on its new server, and omigod is it faster! If you think the website was slow, you should’ve tried using the Admin. Can’t tell you how stupid I feel for making everybody suffer through the total shit show that our old server became.

Anyway, check things out and let me know if anything is broken.

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  1. 1

    bluesky spews:

    Sunday, 4/6/14 at 9:28 pm

    Yes! HA downloads finer than frog hair, now. Thank you.

  2. 2

    Darryl spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 12:25 am

    Cool! Much, MUCH better!

  3. 3

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 6:13 am

    Hooray! Now I can rant and rave in complete confidence that my post won’t vanish when I hit “submit”.

    Now, can we get an open thread for today?

  4. 4

    Rujax! Proudly Calling Out the Idiot Puddypissypants Since 2007. spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 10:56 am

    Seriously Goldy…this is AWESOME!!!

    Nice to have the place all spiffed up.

  5. 5

    ChefJoe spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 2:48 pm

    Now maybe you can set your theme to have a fluid width and make things a little wider.

  6. 6

    Goldy spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 4:16 pm

    @5 I could center the theme. But who really does a fluid width? That would make laying out objects within posts—images, videos, etc—incredibly difficult.

  7. 7

    YLB spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 5:02 pm

    Thank you Goldy.. Runs so much better.

  8. 8

    ChefJoe spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 5:25 pm

    @6, Maybe it’s just my corrected eyes and small fonts, but I’ve got a full “comment column” worth of space to the right that’s just blank. I guess I can ctl-scroll to enlarge and “old man” it.

  9. 9

    phil spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 5:36 pm

    @8 Looks good on Firefox, and I tend to zoom in/out depending on whether I’m wearing contacts or glasses (or how my eyes are that day)

  10. 10

    Sarah90 spews:

    Monday, 4/7/14 at 11:48 pm

    Faster than any other site. Wish you could get paid for your good work — all of it.

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