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  5. I think we should execute one Fortune 500 CEO per month until we get the bastards under control.

  6. I read today that an adulterer was stoned to death in Iran. Man, they’re really serious about their punishment in Asia and the Middle East!

  7. The Pope just said that other Christian denominations weren’t “true” churches. Here we go again with this idiotic religious conflict crap again!

    Why can’t religous people accept that the basic purpose of religion is to first, explain the unexpalinable and second, to prevent us from killing each other over something as stupid religious issues?

  8. Libertarian @6

    Hell, many/most of the wiggywingers on here are stoned ALMOST to death. One even laughs like a hyena, another doesn’t spell at a 3rd grade level, and yet a third pretends to be an engineer but is so delusional nobody could ever believe it. Maybe they all belong in Iran. They DO resemble the president there.

  9. Those totalitarian capitalists really know how to get mad & get even. Glad that nice leftwing neo-communists weren’t involved in this.

    (Goldy has a good side? Only as the ‘before’ in a Rogaine ad …)

  10. Exactly how do they execute bureaucrats in China? And what do they do with the leftovers?

    Soylent Gluten, anyone?

  11. This exchange between me and Proud Leftist is so good, I am going to post it in every thread on HA from now on. It destroys the Publicans’ stupid talking points – period.

    “I’m working really hard to understand how President Bill Clinton’s actions act as justifcation for the righties. Read this fuckwads.

    If your lame ass argument is that Bill Clinton was a bad President – which is what you say – and if your argument now is that the AWOL coward GW Bush is in someway comparable to Bill Clinton, what you are actually saying is that GW Bush is NO BETTER THAN CLINTON.

    Does it hurt to be that stupid? I really want to know.

    proud leftist says:
    RES @ 18
    You’ve hit it on the nose. The rightwing fringefucks consider Clinton to be the personification of evil–indeed, he is the devil incarnate in their twisted little minds. Nonetheless, their justification for all of the Bushites’ sins is, always, “well, Clinton did it, too.” Methinks they never studied logic.”

    And what’s better, is that the rightie traitor keeps pointing out that this is true. Thanks MTR. Please keep proving my point for me.

  12. Lib @ 7
    I read Pope Benedict’s declaration. Truly remarkable. Apparently, the Roman Catholic Church is headed back to the days of indulgences and purgatory. Bad Pope, bad.

  13. “Exactly how do they execute bureaucrats in China? And what do they do with the leftovers?”

    Answer: Send them to Seattle as part of the placticine Bodies exhibit. Like, everybody knows that …

  14. According to the Catholics, the Apostle Peter was the first Pope. He was appointed by non other than Jesus H. Christ, Himself. Peter was crucified upside down in Rome, and there has been a direct line of Popes from Peter to the present.

    It’s called the “Petrine Theory”.

    Many Catholics feel that they are the only true religion because of this direct Papal descendency. There were times when disagreeing with this idea might get you boiled in oil.

  15. “Exactly how do they execute bureaucrats in China? And what do they do with the leftovers?”

    Answer: Send them to Seattle as part of the placticine Bodies exhibit. Like, everybody knows that …

    Now that’s funny.

  16. Headless Lucy said:

    “Many Catholics feel that they are the only true religion because of this direct Papal descendency. There were times when disagreeing with this idea might get you boiled in oil.”

    Guess I’ll have to switch around some denominations in the old story.

    A good and honest man meets Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him which denomination he belongs to, and the man answers “well sir, I never cared much about the name on the church, so long as there were good folks inside.”

    Saint Peter frowns a bit and says “Well, brother, why don’t we walk about a bit and you can tell me where you feel most comfortable?”

    The go into a hall with many doors. Upon opening the door marked “Baptist” they look upon a country scene, with families having picnics, a square dancing contest and a barn raising.

    “Looks fine” says the man “but can I see a few more?”

    “Sure” says Saint Peter. “Take your time.”

    They look into the “Methodist” room, and there is the biggest pot luck the man has ever seen. They look into the “Presbyterian” room, and see rows of neat, identical houses with manicured lawns and white picket fences (sorry – couldn’t resist). They look into the Amish room and see prosperous farms.

    Room after room they visit. While some of the rooms seem strange to the man, in each room, the man is greeted warmly and invited to stay, and the man feels genuinely welcome.

    But as they come up to one particular door, Saint Peter tells the man to walk silently past, and not to open the door.

    “Why not?” asks the man.

    Saint Peter frowns, shakes his head in dismay and replies “they’re the Roman Catholics, and they think that they’re the only ones here.”

  17. @7

    Sorry guys but Christianity was FOUNDED by Constantine as an exclusive religion. Ya don’t accept the imperial papal authority, you are a BAD person.

    As for religions being founded to keep people being nice to each other, where in Hell the web did you find such an idea? Certainly Xtianity and Islam were founded based on domination. Buddhism and Confuscianism and most native religions are patsies by comparison.

  18. T. Jefferson,

    No, he didn’t “found it”, and he didn’t even make it an exclusive religion.
    Attempts to dress up his pragmatic adoption of it as a state accepted, and later, dominant, religion, is due to RC apologists of later eras.
    Other than the historical inaccuracies, I won’t fault your observations.

  19. Many Catholics feel that they are the only true religion because of this direct Papal descendency.

    Catholics do not FEEL anything: we KNOW we ARE the only true religion…. you do understand the difference between emotions and knowledge, don\’t you?

  21. re 19: There are many ways of supposedly “Knowing” — faith is one way. In any objective sense ,you, as a Catholic, can only believe.

    You have no proof. So,you don’t know.

    I know that you think you know, therefore , I can manipulate you.

  23. Lee #15: Not so funny, actually. Word on the street, when plasticized bodies came to town last year, was that they were parted-out political prisoners.

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