Zephaniah 1:2
I, the Lord, now promise to destroy everything on this earth.
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@2 No, this is God telling us he’s gonna jigger the Electoral College to put Trump in charge. It wasn’t the Russians who did it after all.
Whatever God why would you get to this little thing on your to do list. Seems plate tectonics has the Yellowstone super volcano covered so you won’t have anything to do with that one, or the killer shot from the sun. These things have happened before and will happen again. So how about Betelgeuse has it gone Supernova yet or is that still on your to do list, We will find out in 391 years.
Hey my Bible says you are a consumer so it’s you who let us all down starting in 2008. Time for you to start consuming. Yes Hostess products are available again. And yes we do expect you to pay cash, or trade. We don’t trust you. Yes in spite of what it says on our coinage down deep we are Yankee traders.
PS And you are starting in Venezuela? Simon Bolivar is so disappointed in you God, and he will be starting his protest so you will just have to keep the upcoming destruction on your to do list.
@3 God cannot jigger the electoral college nor open a mayonnaise jar. Though I do wonder if today’s verse was buried in a jar six years ago and dug up by Goldy. Or Goldy has his thumb on what verse gets put on here. Or perhaps God can jigger the verse that appears on here. Now is that the Jewish god or the Christian one. I figure they are Venn Diagram god, and there is also a Islam section. Could be the circles within circles that prophet Ezekial saw. Not flying saucers at all just Vann Diagrams. Though placing the Jewish people on the diagram is likely to cause some sort of psychotic episode. Chosen people, everyone, and unchosen people.
@6 “Or Goldy has his thumb on what verse gets put on here.”
In case you didn’t notice, the second line says “by Goldy —
Sunday, 7/30/17, 6:00 am,” so there’s your answer.