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HA Bible Study: Zephaniah 1:14-18

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/1/15, 6:00 am

Zephaniah 1:14-18
The great day of the LORD is coming soon, very soon. On that terrible day, fearsome shouts of warriors will be heard everywhere. It will be a time of anger–of trouble and torment, of disaster and destruction, of darkness and despair, of storm clouds and shadows, of trumpet calls and battle cries gainst fortified cities and mighty fortresses. The LORD warns everyone who has sinned against him, “I’ll strike you blind! Then your blood and your insides will gush out like vomit. Not even your silver or gold can save you on that day when I, the LORD, am angry. My anger will flare up like a furious fire scorching the earth and everyone on it.”

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  1. 1

    Willy Vomit spews:

    Sunday, 2/1/15 at 6:09 am

    So we’re going to end up with the NYPD in charge of National Security.

    Figures.

  2. 2

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 2/1/15 at 8:43 am

    Is it one of those Ferguson town meetings where cops brawl with citizens?

  3. 3

    Worf spews:

    Sunday, 2/1/15 at 10:29 am

    Black Jesus say : I’m just bout dat action, boss.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tj1J4daJ4o

  4. 4

    Dr. Hilarius spews:

    Sunday, 2/1/15 at 11:23 am

    “On the thirty-first floor your gold plated door
    Won’t keep out the Lord’s burning rain”

    Gram Parsons/Chris Hillman, Sin City

  5. 5

    Geoduck spews:

    Sunday, 2/1/15 at 2:09 pm

    So, another typical Super Bowl weekend, huh?

  6. 6

    Ima Dunce spews:

    Sunday, 2/1/15 at 2:23 pm

    People have visited unspeakable horrors on each other for well more than a million years. What makes you think they will stop now?

  7. 7

    correctnotright spews:

    Sunday, 2/1/15 at 9:03 pm

    He is talking about climate change – and the silver and gold of the energy industry won’t save them…

  8. 8

    Mark Adams spews:

    Monday, 2/2/15 at 12:42 pm

    It would appear that on the day mentioned Gods windows browser crashed. He is still waiting for his IT folks and all this will have to be fitted into his calendar and as you know god is busy, but you all know just how frustrating these computer glitches can be and they just ruin your day. He gets to chat daily with Steve Jobs who is talking up the virtues of Apple, but Lucifer his IT guy prefers Microsoft.

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