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HA Bible Study: Revelation 9:7-10

by Goldy — Sunday, 5/14/17, 6:00 am

Revelation 9:7-10
The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. They had what looked like gold crowns on their heads, and their faces looked like human faces. They had hair like women’s hair and teeth like the teeth of a lion. They wore armor made of iron, and their wings roared like an army of chariots rushing into battle. They had tails that stung like scorpions, and for five months they had the power to torment people.

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  1. 1

    The Wisdom of PissCan spews:

    Sunday, 5/14/17 at 6:47 am

    Bunch of Harry Potter shit.

  2. 2

    @godwinha spews:

    Sunday, 5/14/17 at 8:14 am

    Naw. Last things that went through the mind of Jimi Hendrix.

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/14/17 at 8:52 am

    What flies out of Doctor Dumbfuck’s open mouth.

  4. 4

    originalcinner spews:

    Sunday, 5/14/17 at 10:15 am

    Gold crowns is a nice touch. I wonder if Melania would agree to live in the White House if tinyhands told her she could wear a gold crown?

  5. 5

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 5/14/17 at 3:07 pm

    The fight over the nomination to FBI director?

    So if firing the head of the FBI is impeachable (it’s not see:

    In 1926, a similar law (though not dealing with Cabinet secretaries) was ruled unconstitutional by the United States Supreme Court in the case of Myers v. United States, which affirmed the ability of the President to remove a Postmaster without Congressional approval. )

    Isn’t stonewalling on approving a new FBI head show the truth of the matter? Also doesn’t demanding the appointing of a special prosecutor or we Democrats won’t vote on any new FBI director show what a weak hand the Democrats have. Way to go Chuck. Much laughter in the peanut gallery, and much of te world.
    Maybe one of the locusts had a face like Chuck Shumer. Other Democrats.

    Well personally I think the whole thing is bullshit. Should be dropped and Democratic in Congress need to get to work for the people, not themselves, or try to pump up the Democratic party into more than it is. They lost, some humble is in order rather all this crap about resist, and anything the President does or does not do is impeachable or he should be removed from office as he is not the President we want. Fuck that bullshit, these Democrats took an oath as well to uphold the Constitution of the United States. He’s is the President Hiliary and any palace coup just gets us President Pence or whoever the US Senate selects and that is not very likely to be Hilliary even if the Democrats controlled the Senate. If you are going to have a palace coup don’t do it for bloody Pence. If you do you people are bloody nuts.

  6. 6

    Mike Lindner spews:

    Monday, 5/15/17 at 8:23 am

    5

    You’re a Democrat?

  7. 7

    Red Menace spews:

    Friday, 5/19/17 at 2:51 pm

    Great. The Bible is as screwed up on entomology as it is on geology. I’m sure as the residents of Bumfuck Tennessee will have this golden crowned locust/scorpion bug’s illustration put in the next batch of textbooks that the public schools buy.

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