Revelation 19:17-18
I then saw an angel standing on the sun, and he shouted to all the birds flying in the sky, “Come and join in God’s great feast! You can eat the flesh of kings, rulers, leaders, horses, riders, free people, slaves, important people, and everyone else.”!
Discuss.
Yum, Yum, Yum. And before all that, a bat as an Hors D’oeuvres.
Nothing in there about eating Democrats, though, because Democrats are God’s chosen people. And you don’t need birds to eat Republicans, because Republicans will eat each other.
Another Responsible Gun Owner (TM, pat pend); it seems that guns, football, and religion are a toxic mixture.
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Those birds better be careful. Presumably this cop would shoot them. Btw, what kind of birds are they? Not blackbirds by any chance?
http://www.washingtontimes.com.....that-bit-/
You can fool some of the people all of the time.
Democrats are God’s chosen people…
DUMB as evah!
The 1000 years after Jesus takes His people to heaven!
More proof the bible was written by stoners.
Standing on the sun? Sheeit that is one asbestos wearin’ angel.
@9 and before telescopes, and he didn’t go blind?!?
Oh and I guess angels come in whatever size strikes at the moment. As a thousand can dance on a pinhead, but only one can sit on the sun!
From the Selasphorus rufus sorry god we will pass on this feast as it’s just gross, we will continue enjoyed the bounty of flowers.
There are a couple of things that just can’t be true. Firstly there is no “on” the sun. The part of the sun that can loosely be called a “surface” is a roiling boiling mess of magnetic fields, fusing hydrogen and massive numbers of photons in the full spectra of electromagnetic frequencies. It’s pretty hot too. “In space, no one can hear you scream” is a pretty good reason those birds can’t yell across the 93 million miles of hard vacuum. Also, there are just not enough carnivorous birds to eat the entire earth population of humans. If we call dinosaurs “birds” then we can talk. Once again, God is being a dick, and an ignorant dick to boot.