Proverbs 21:19
It’s better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome, complaining wife.
Discuss.
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Or just get her a horse.
@1 I don’t know anybody like that. All is peace and harmony down here in my burrow.
Finally, a quote from that work of fiction I can agree with.
My boy Muhammad handled things by marrying a 6-year-old. Like Alan Arkin said in “Little Miss Sunshine,” you gotta get that young stuff!
Or just send her on some excursion to some public school.
@4 Don’t you mean like Larry Nassar?
Did you two see the movie?
One chose to hook up with porn star. But many would rather he had chosen to live alone in the desert instead.
@8 the porn star probably feels the same way.
Is Goldie making a comment here on the Seattle City Council?
GO EAGLES!!!!!
GO EAGLES!!!!!
GO EAGLES!!!!!
And here is information on the real star of the Superbowl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Bank_Stadium
They quarrel over stadiums in Minnesota too.
Watch that Brady guy around the footballs Eagle fans. Though it isn’t going to be cold in the stadium it very well could be record cold outside. Hopefully everyone having paid for the Superbowl tickets will be able to get to the stadium. If you plan to attend Goldie, perhaps you should take a team of sled dogs with you. Or have made arrangements for one in Minnesota. It could be HA’s first adventure film.
@9 The porn star no matter what the truth is making bank. Probably a happy lady at this time. She maybe single guys, after all just because the Trump might have done the horizontal mambo with her, she is still a wonderful, powerful woman and would make any of you a great wife. Even if you are gay she would be a wonderful wife. Remember you must respect her as if she is your mom or sister.
@2 You could just be a lucky bunny, but best to keep her happy.
@12 “and would make any of you a great wife.”
Um, no, not really.
I don’t care if she is a porn star or could suck a golf ball through a garden hose; any woman that would have sex with Trump, while he is married and had a three month old infant at home, is not a woman I would want as a wife.
14,
or a neighbor.
Or anywhere near sharp objects.
@14 Rather conservative attitude.
@15
You may have a neighbor who is a porn star. I think the majority of porn stars are perfectly able to handle sharp objects with care to others. Are you perhaps concerned about whips and chains? Other utensils used in said porn stars’ films?
And you would never know if one of your neighbors had sex with Wilt Chamberlain. Unless she tells you. Or with Trump unless she tells you. Having sex with Donald Trump should not make her less of a woman in your eyes. You must accept her sexual decisions.
Women may choose to have sex with Donald Trump. Maybe Newt and Elijah are just jealous of the fact women might think of having sex with Donald Trump rather than them. Or may actually have sex with Donald Trump. Wonder what they think of the First Lady. Certainly she has had sex with Donald Trump, and hopefully still is having sex with him. Maybe Donald and her have more European attitudes about sex. The two of you hounds would be right in line if you could have a date with the first lady.
And Fidel Castro had sex with 35,000 women. He did it the old fashion way by being in power. Some of you like Fidel right, wonderful humanitarian that Fidel.
@17 who here likes Fidel….probably no one. For you to make such a stupid statement shows that you would stoop to any level.
This is the religious hour – thou shall not bear false witness
@16 Wow, you really missed the point. Pickup up where @18 left off, “Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife (or ass).
“whips and chains.” Sounds like Dr. Dumbfuck’s kind of gig, probably has all the stuff in his horse barn/trailer.
Any woman that was interested in having sex with Trump would definitely not be someone I would have any interests in at all.
Conservative viewpoint eh, WTF? Unless you go into a “marriage” with the concept of being an open marriage, that is one thing, but that isn’t my idea of a marriage. To me marriage is about a commitment to that other person. If you can’t make a commitment, why get married? If you can’t honor that commitment, again, why stay married? I could care less if it a commitment between a man/woman, woman/woman, man/man, as long as they are committed to each other, so be it (as long as they are both of the age of consent).
I do draw the line between man/horse though. There are some that marry a spouse for “appearances sake.”
16,
Has nothing to do with her profession.
It’s her violent criminal record and her known associates.
People just like you.
@12 Everybody’s gotta make a living somehow. If she can take advantage of a stupid rich guy, more power to her. That’s not a wife skill, though.
@13 You didn’t take that seriously, did you?
@16 “Rather conservative attitude.”
They’re thinking about self-preservation.
@17 “Some of you like Fidel right”
I’d think he appealed more to Trump’s followers. Inflexible, blustering, intolerant, authoritarian, willing to silence his critics and opponents — all the attributes of Trump’s leadership style. Even before you get into their similar attitudes toward women.
@18 “For you to make such a stupid statement shows that you would stoop to any level.”
But isn’t that what trolls routinely do here?