Numbers 22:29
Balaam answered the donkey, “You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now.”
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How nice.
Maybe that’s what Obama said to Scalia before sticking the knife in.
I though the Koran was the only book that talked about killing people.
In other words – The Repukes better watch out for Trump. I’m sure he has the same thing in mind.
I’d love to see him do it to Crud.
I’m not sure Donald Duck is the only one that can walk down 5th Avenue and shoot someone and still garnish votes.
Crud did it to the CursedOne and it worked!
Killing the donkey would only confirm his foolishness.
Now, wouldn’t it be delicious if the donkey died while getting a lap dance and snorting blow?
@4 I’m still alive and haven’t been eaten yet, but the lap dance in New Orleans last week was the best lap dance (by a “straight” married guy, pimped out by his bartender wife) I’ve ever had in my life. Life in the Big Easy.
@ 4
Now, wouldn’t it be delicious if the donkey died while getting a lap dance and snorting blow?
With the apparent history of the Conservative’s predilections, it would seem to me that the donkey would be the one giving the lapdance.
Hell, in a rather interesting number of die-hard Conservative states, it is still legal to have sex with farm animals, and incidentally, dead corpses of close relatives.
But getting caught with a gram of Marijuana will get a person 20 years in maximum security prison and having too many jaywalking tickets can get one a felony warrant for one’s arrest, which then fully justifies a Law Enforcement Officer summarily executing said individual on the street at will.
Hmmm, I wonder if my reference was too obtuse?
Just like a Republican — blame the donkey and threaten violence.
I mean, really religious people, isn’t it absolutely, unequivocally clear your LORD wants Obama to change SCOTUS? How can you claim otherwise?
@9 It’s obvious to the evangelicals that Obama asked Satan to kill him. And if not Obama, then it was Hillary who summoned the Dark Power.
Clarence Thomas is 68. Is he still breathing? Has anyone taken his pulse recently?
@11 O.k., now you’re just trolling us, but the thought is “could the fates be so bold?” If people had only voted in the last election, this would all be a foregone conclusion. That’s the lesson here.
Maybe Balaam is Mitch McConell, and he’s talking to Obama.
Well Balam was cursed with an ass that could see angels..angels bearing a sword. The ass being an ass did the intelligent thing one does when confronted with a sword bearing angel in ones path, get the flock out of there.
Balaam an not very effective ass assassin still managed to get the girl, the twinkle in gods eye, and somehow Morgan Freeman got one of his signature freckles for this.
Oh and Happy Valentines day, and has anyone bought a mattress this holiday weekend?
@11 Was he ever? Does it matter?
@11 He occassionally asks a question when the court is in session for a hearing. Maybe he would prefer to allow one side and only ask a question if he feels it’s pertinent. That what is important is in the brief. Now that Scalia is dead one source of criticism on old Clarence is now gone. He will have to think more for himself. He does write opinions as do all he justices.
He’s breathing and he’s a justice. And if he actually were to have a stroke and was unable to perform his duties he would still be a justice until his family could find the means to rule him incapacitated and act for him, or the Senate would have to impeach him. Wouldn’t that situation be just fun..or would the Senate do something?
Thomas doesn’t need to write opinions, that’s what clerks are for. But some opinions released under his name are so incoherent that I wouldn’t blame any clerk.