Matthew 5:31-32
“It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’ But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.
Discuss.
In other words, choose well to begin with. Of course, we all know that’s not how it works. They choose us, usually long before we have any clue that anything’s going on.
Bunch of hetero sluts. Where is the rope for these nasty people!?
What a fucking Abomination! Disgusting. Rudy Giuliani – America’s Mayor (nutty one of course).
Wouldn’t be easier to just buy your wife a horse?
@2 It’s certainly easier to fuck the horse, as long as you’re careful to not get kicked.
One cannot sleep in proximity to Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit’s orifice catheters that many nights without permanently absorbing some of the stench.
Rest easy, Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit. Divorcing him won’t put you at risk, because no man will want to come within 10 yards of you.
Too bad Matthew was Jewish, and not exposed to concepts of free love. If he had the verse maybe very different, being Jewish and wanting the Messiah to follow Jewish law makes for a traditional Jewish line of thought here, though one would do well to think in the line of a Rabbi than a holy roller Baptist. The Jewish thinking maybe more nuanced. (Yes you will be an adulterer, but she will be more fun in bed.) So think more Fiddler on the Roof when you read the scripture.
For context one may want to look at this link though it has been 2000 years and Jerusalem was a different place and yes Judy the temple still stood.
https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/divorce-in-judaism
@4 She’d tell you that, my personality aside, I’m outrageously cute.
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C’mon now. I’m sure Doctor Dumbfuck’s ex had nice things to say about him too.
“He worked a lot.”
“He was gone most of the time.”
“He always left the seat down.”
“He never actually hit me.”
“Things were much easier after he started sleeping in the guest room.”
@8 Don’t you mean “after he started sleeping in the barn”?
7 – Yeah, personality is your major flaw, rodent.
@10 My patriotism, loyalty to my country, empathy for my fellow citizens, honesty, common sense, and tolerance of stupid humans like you more than make up for any shortcomings in my candid mode of expression. Besides, some folks think straight talk is a virtue. I didn’t create Republicans; I only describe them. If that makes this blog a crime blotter, that’s their fault, not mine.
Is Washington states strangest law really Skamania’s law on killing bigfoot?
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Figures. Skamania County is full of trailerbillies who spend their days in bouts of choke-fapping to bigfoot porn and the sobbing of terrified Guatemalan toddlers between mobility scooter trips to the mailbox in search of the next gubmit check.
11 – The only “patriotism” or “loyalty” you have is to you fucking ego, rodent.
@14 I’m a Vietnam veteran. What’s on your DD-214? Do you have one?
@14 anger issues?….The Hump isn’t getting to you is he?
@12 @13 Actually, prohibiting shooting at “sasquatches” makes a lot of practical sense in those rural counties. Think of it as a mailman and delivery driver protection law.
@16 Usually the bigger their flag, the wider berth they gave the recruiter’s office when it was their turn to serve.
Those of us who know what we did don’t feel any need to wave flags. We just salute them when they pass by. And we’ll do it again if we’re needed again. That’s the thing about Vietnam, as shitty as it was, it couldn’t break us. No one is more loyal to America than we are.
Nike takes sides.
https://money.cnn.com/2018/09/03/news/companies/colin-kaepernick-nike-just-do-it/index.html
Kavanaugh is a fucking liar, a bad judge and a bad person.. A Shrub-bot reanimated for the drumpf era. I hope the Dems roast the freak alive.
@20 The Democrats have been given another 42,000 pages of Kavanaugh documents the night before confirmation hearings are to start. I think they’re justified in asking for a postponement to review those documents.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brett-kavanaugh-documents-chuck-schumer-says-senate-given-42000-today-2018-09-03/
There’s no climate change in Kansas. Not believing it makes them exempt. They’re merely getting a lot of rain, that’s all.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kansas-nebraska-midwest-severe-weather-rain-storms-today-2018-09-03/
A well-regulated militia who opened fire at a California racetrack was demobilized by local police.
https://sputniknews.com/us/201809031067700483-us-del-mar-racetrack-shooting/
In other Second Amendment news, another well-regulated militia shot and critically wounded a Georgia police officer who was trying to stop the militia from requisitioning supplies at a Walmart.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/officer-fighting-life-shot-responding-shoplifting-report-georgia/story?id=57577171
@14 No response to #15? Yeah, didn’t think so.
Fuck him.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/04/politics/donald-trump-bob-woodward-book-interview/index.html
Fuck him, too.
https://money.cnn.com/2018/09/03/media/steve-bannon-new-yorker/index.html
Nobody’s entitled to a stage or microphone they don’t own.
What unregulated capitalism looks like.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/04/asia/nepal-helicopter-rescue-intl/index.html
Solution? Regulate.
Republicans have reduced the Senate’s constitutional role in confirming Supreme Court justices to a sham.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brett-kavanaugh-supreme-court-confirmation-hearing_us_5b8e902ee4b0511db3dc5d46
Roger Rabbit Commentary: This process is unconstitutional. The confirmation hearings must be postponed to allow adequate time for review of the nominee’s background and qualifications.
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The rush is for a reason.
If Roypublicans lose the House in Nov. they need the lame duck session to clear the decks at DOJ.
-Fire the AG
-Fire the DAG
-Disband the OSC
-Replace the USA-SDNY
-Bury the OSC Report
-Pardons for all.
All of it has to be done by Jan 3rd.
In Iceland, they’re dedicating a new Pagan temple to Thor and Odin. That’s perfectly OK with me. Whether people think there are many gods or only one God doesn’t matter. All that matters in any religious belief set is the Golden Rule. Anything in addition to that is just pageantry.
Christianity and Islam are hung up on the roll call. It doesn’t matter if you call me God, Yahweh, the Lord God Jehovah or Odin, Thor or Freya. The important point is treating each other as you individually would like to be treated.
@29 For a god, you sure are naive. Old Joe Kennedy understood the Golden Rule of Politics better than you do: “Don’t get mad, get even.” Phrased another way, “Do unto others what they did to you.” That’s what Republicans should expect from us.
30,
Don’t get even. Get ahead.”
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Yes, Joe Kennedy was a horrible, horrible person. He didn’t think Hitler was so bad, which is another reason he should be relgated to the dustbin of history.