Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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Verily I say unto thee, do not speak over coffee with a woman not your wife in a place public or private. Harlotry will ensue.
And you won’t be re-elected in 1980.
Or on the Access Hollywood bus.
Or in The Late Show With David Letterman green room.
Or in the first class section of a Delta flight to JFK.
Or in an elevator lobby at Trump Tower.
Or in the VIP lounge at The China Club.
Or in the valet line at the U.S. Open.
Or in the private study at Mar-a-Lago.
Consider my boy, Muhammad. He was really, really into the younger stuff. And I mean really, really younger girls!
The guy was a perv.
@ 4
Yes, I do believe that Muhammad was the first to report that the best thing about showering with 12 year-olds is that with wet hair, they look like they’re only 8 years old.
@5 Gee, I never thought of that. But you thought of it.
@1 @3 If the woman is a Republican, and I have it on good authority that 53% of white women voted for Trump, why would you socialize with her in the first place? Nothing good or enjoyable could possibly come of it, and in the worst-case scenario, she might turn out to be Doctor Dumbfuck’s wife.
Removing Drumpf from office apparently is more than a left wing fantasy. No less a D.C. insider than former RNC chair Michael Steele is advising his paying clients to prepare for President Pence.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/a.....trump.html
5,
Pretty sure Saul of Tarsus had him by 600 years.
@6 that’s what he was probably thinking about on that long lonely journey, with his wife by his side, to buy the Dodge Ram.
1,
Pence rule.
That guy really is one completely fucked up individual.
@4 Well you clearly are not Allah as you would be well versed in the social mores of Arabic society and the societies of the ancient world. Where if a girl was not married by the age of 16 she was considered an old maid and less than desirable for marriage. Marriage by 12 was not at all unusual for girls and boys and the whole marriage thing really is about more than umm sex it had a lot more to do with great tracts of land, bringing cultures and families together. And one must remember this is in an age when making it to age of 30 was unusual and even more so for women with the added burden of pregnancy and giving birth.
If anything you should stand tall and support the normal societal mores for whom you speak. Rather than cop a Christian or even modern more that you claim not to subscribe to. Stand up and be a god. Or you can’t get it up? All out of young virgins for your faithful martyrs?
@6 Why would you think of it? You are a rabbit. Rabbits are not into wet or shower sex as they don’t take showers. And sex for rabbits takes place in the matriarchs den. And well todays passage does not cover rabbit lust, as that is all rabbits are filled with. Lust for other rabbits. And yes RR is a pervert as he has a thing for a human woman. You perv!!!
@11 You are not from Indiana or a lot of the US. If you are seen with a woman she is assumed to be your wife. If she is then you are clearly lusting and doing her. Or people will think that. So for most mid west politicians its best not to be seen publicly with women who are not your wife. Which is why there are so many hotel 8’s in Indianapolis.
@ At the moment any impeachment fantasies are just a wet dream. Hope you are enjoying it. Not likely to happen as the votes are not there, and are not likely to be there after the mid-term. And do Democrats really want President Pence? I think they should be concerned that Trump may pull out Sara Palin’s playbook and step down making Pence President, and presumable the Republican nominee for not just one but two elections. He just needs to hang in there and improve his golf swing for two years.
And Democrats don’t want Trump killed in office, and should not even want an attempt.
So exactly why would the Russian’s want Le Pen as President of France. Seems a long bet on killing off NATO. Perhaps the EU. Still that doesn’t bode well for Russia, but then again France and Russia alliance worked out so well during WWI. The Czar really made out. And so much blood fertilized the fields of France. Still we kicked ass or perhaps the real victor was the 1918 flu that got it’s start at the US army camps build up that transferred the Spanish flu to so many, over long distances. Worked out well for the flu, not so much for its victims. Unintended consequence of the wonderful French and Russian alliance leading to WWI. So exactly why would the Russians want Le Pen? Or does Putin have a sense of humor?
Pence rule:
Mike is only taking a reasonable precaution in never, ever, ever allowing himself to be alone with a woman other than me. The bruises I could show you.
Bite marks too.
16,
Tell me about it, sister.
Why do you think I’m staying in NY?
@13 “And yes RR is a pervert as he has a thing for a human woman.”
Who’s the woman? Check with your wife first, and then work from there. When you find her, I’d like to meet her. Just socially, of course, to discuss gardening. Believe it or not, I’m intensely interested in gardens.
@15- I believe Trump in the White House is the best bet for significant Democratic gains in Congress in 2018.
As long as he does not cause nuclear holocaust before then.
Zags.