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HA Bible Study: Leviticus 3:17

by Goldy — Sunday, 2/19/17, 6:00 am

Leviticus 3:17
So you and your descendants must never eat any fat or any blood, not even in the privacy of your own homes. This law will never change.

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  1. 1

    Czechsaaz spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 6:58 am

    Have a nice rare steak while discussing the homo abomination at Marc Driscoll’s summer barbque.

  2. 2

    Ima Dunce spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 7:47 am

    If you eliminated all fat from your diet you would die. But you can’t expect the creator of the universe to know everything.

  3. 3

    Newt Hoenikker spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 8:55 am

    You would think that since god is omniscient it would never let a place like this http://www.meatsandsausages.co.....od-sausage exist. Why hasn’t god punished them?

  4. 4

    The Wisdom of PissCan spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 9:16 am

    God meant foreskin.

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 10:53 am

    How does God expect vampires to survive if they can’t drink blood?

  6. 6

    Ima Dunce spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 12:37 pm

    @3 God will leave the punishments to Santa Claus.

  7. 7

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 2:41 pm

    “…never eat any fat…”

    Does that mean no bacon?

  8. 8

    Negan spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 5:13 pm

    Shorter God: never go down on a fat chick

  9. 9

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 5:29 pm

    Without the temple at which to sacrifice unto the lord doesn’t the rest of this loose any rational sense. How can these Gentiles and apparently some are Goys understand the meaning without the actual sacrifice. After 2000 years the Jews have kept this law in part, but surely even they are not fully attuned as no sacrifice has taken place since the Temple was pillaged.
    And that Messiah guy apparently has yet to show up. Hey will he wear a red cape with a giant M on it? Will he single handled pull down the current building on site, and rebuild the holy of hollies? No goys allowed, and they can only observe the sacrifice, and then the smoke from the fat, kidneys. We goys can enjoy our bacon as no pig can be sacrificed to the lord. Though perhaps God is a vegetarian, and Cain had the more appropriate sacrifice for the Lord our god.

  10. 10

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 5:38 pm

    @8 God wants you to pleasure the fat chick. She should enjoy his blessing as well as any skinny maid. Be a good lover whether you lick or suck or fuck. Give and receive. .Rati be pleased!!! Hopefully Negan is up to it, and Rati has a special big gal picked out just for him. She will have him well whipped into shape real soon. (It can be painful saying no a fat chick, especially if she decides she likes you.)

  11. 11

    Negan spews:

    Sunday, 2/19/17 at 8:41 pm

    10

    Negan has standards. No bigguns, car will scrape.

  12. 12

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 8:59 am

    Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God.

    http://www.aljazeera.com/news/.....34575.html

    Just out of curiosity, where does that leave the warmongers and their sycophants and supporters?

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 9:03 am

    @11 Which is another way of saying no chick will have you.

  14. 14

    Negan spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 9:39 am

    13

    If you say so, Mr Permalimp.

  15. 15

    @godwinha spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 12:12 pm

    @ 12

    Just out of curiosity, where does that leave the warmongers and their sycophants and supporters?

    They’re the ones who don’t get crucified.

    Nice guys finish last. You didn’t do so well in life either, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 12:50 pm

    @14 You can always try Milo, although my understanding is he prefers young boys.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 12:53 pm

    @15 A hell of a lot better than you. I didn’t end up a dumbshit Republican whose sole lodestar in life is the moral trainwreck named Donald J. Trump.

  18. 18

    Ekim spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 1:36 pm

    RR @17 – BOOB’S sole lodestar in life…

    You forgot his childhood idol:
    Dr. Josef Mengele AKA The Angel of Death

  19. 19

    Negan spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 3:53 pm

    16

    Nah…the gehy deal isnt my gig. Thats more an urban lefty thing anyway.

    I hear Dan Savage likes boys too, he has certainly supported the movement to lower the age of consent, sicko that he is…maybe Goldy can confirm

  20. 20

    K2 spews:

    Monday, 2/20/17 at 5:18 pm

    Any basis for that, Negan, or just slander? “I hear….” from where, exactly?

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