Leviticus 20:13
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
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I don’t think male lovers lie with each other as much as men lie with their women lovers. I am against lying, and all for honesty. But I don’t think that liars deserve the death penalty.
No question this man lies:
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#CrookedHillary fell for it.
What about horses?
What does the Bible say about goatfuckers?
@3 Pick up your bible or look it up on line and go a few verses on and men and women get their own versus. Apparently such love does not end well.
@4 Death to goat fuckers. Death if you pick up sticks on Sunday to warm your hovel. Death if you tell your parents to fuck off. Death is pretty much the go to punishment.
Note there is actually something missing from the verse. It’s a mistranslation from the Greek and Hebrew. It’s only really really bad if the two men do it in a woman’s bed. Actually it may only apply if they do it in a Pagan temple during some pagan rites.
Also note it’s only men. So it’s perfectly ok for you women to be lesbians or bi sexual. God is good with that. He or she must enjoy that kind of porn and apparently any men gay porn involving a pizza delivery is ok as long as it’s not to a pagan temple during certain rites. God must be thrilled with the internet. All that information may lead to the occasional: “I did not know they could do that.”
Of course if you want proof god doesn’t exist. You would think he would have actively come out of hiding before or immediately after the Trinity test. Or at least after Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Then again as Spock asks: “What does god need with a spaceship?”
@1 Well you could take that up with God. Probably does not exist.
Argue that out with Moses. Who most likely never existed. If he did you my find it difficult to convince an authoritarian natured law giver easy to convince of this. And he may just fall back on the fact that this ain’t a democracy and you did something on Sunday that looked like work, and if we catch you it’s death so perhaps you should get out of town. Or out of this desert. Perhaps you should go warn Jericho about this bunch wandering in the desert.
Perhaps there is some hope if take a look at Hammaradi and see if under his law this sort of passage existed.
f you want to have some real fun with the passage one should ask what if one of the men has had a sex change and has become a woman. Or what if one of the two is a woman who has become a man? Is it the original sex or the current sex that matters?
@1 Well John human being lie about sex all the time.
(Which definition of lie am I using?)
@5-9 – I’m just interested in Horse Sex….because I was concerned about the HA’s Doctor.
@11 I’m concerned about the horse. Is there such a thing as equine syphilis?
I’m totally willing to sacrifice Queen Hillary and Bishop Pelosi if it means we can checkmate King Trump.
@2- are your best days a year ago?
Winning!
@11 You mean you want to have sex with a horse. You can choose to do that, but I suggest you check the laws of New York as they are the laws you need to be concerned with. I doubt that horse sex is legal in New York. Perhaps you should consider New Jersey, after all the Kardassians call that home. Most likely I f you wish to engage in horse sex you may have to go to New Foundland or somewhere in the Caribbean. I suppose Captain Jack Sparrow could make some suggestions to you. If you don’t mind having the Russian GRU or SVR in your life I’m sure they can still arrange to set you right up. And you will be on camera so smile and show you are enjoying yourself.
Or did you mean like the Jewish law stuff in the bible. Then pick up the book all good Atheist’s have at hand: “The Bible” and look up Leviticus 20: 15-16. Women only need approach the beast and they can be put to death. Guess that is kinda an offset of their being able to be with other women.