Leviticus 19:19
Breed your livestock animals only with animals of the same kind, and don’t plant two kinds of seed in the same field or wear clothes made of different kinds of material.
So, basically they were against miscegenation, crop rotation and double-knit fabrics.
No wonder they’re confused.
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Ima Duncespews:
Rats, there goes my plan to mate a platypus with a pig. I so wanted a pigapus.
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Willy Vomitspews:
I think that a platypig would be more tasty.
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Ima Duncespews:
@3 That’s one meaty tail!
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Teabagged Againspews:
I suppose multi colored socks are out of the question too.
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Roger Rabbitspews:
@1 The authors of the Bible were Luddites.
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originalcinnerspews:
Also not permitted: manbearpig and Spiderpig.
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Ima Duncespews:
@7 I think Spiderpig weaves his own pen.
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Mark Adamsspews:
The passage is a bit silly because farmers don’t try to breed different species and when they do it doesn’t work. Today perhaps microbiologists at the Island of Dr. Monroe should take head.
Farmers all over the world have been doing following this advice in like since there was farming. Farmers who came up with farming independent of the rise of farming in the fertile crescent have gone with mono culture in their fields, not to include the row of olive trees along the fields edge.
The last though is because God is GAY he was getting advice from a group of gay guys for the straight man, and using the same material was in. It was so in as it was difficult to weave in different materials.
I suppose this means that Brundlefly is not okay.
Darn.
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ArtFartspews:
Does this mean Gregor Mendel is burning in hell?
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Stevespews:
Right-wing extremist Christians ignore all that stuff. They roll by ignoring the Ten Commandments, the teachings of Jesus and instead cherry-pick Mosaic Law for that which they can use to condemn anyone they hate, like gays.
Hell, the loon violates most of the Ten Commandments and all of the teachings of Jesus in every thread. Doing so frees him up to spew hate.
So, basically they were against miscegenation, crop rotation and double-knit fabrics.
No wonder they’re confused.
Rats, there goes my plan to mate a platypus with a pig. I so wanted a pigapus.
I think that a platypig would be more tasty.
@3 That’s one meaty tail!
I suppose multi colored socks are out of the question too.
@1 The authors of the Bible were Luddites.
Also not permitted: manbearpig and Spiderpig.
@7 I think Spiderpig weaves his own pen.
The passage is a bit silly because farmers don’t try to breed different species and when they do it doesn’t work. Today perhaps microbiologists at the Island of Dr. Monroe should take head.
Farmers all over the world have been doing following this advice in like since there was farming. Farmers who came up with farming independent of the rise of farming in the fertile crescent have gone with mono culture in their fields, not to include the row of olive trees along the fields edge.
The last though is because God is GAY he was getting advice from a group of gay guys for the straight man, and using the same material was in. It was so in as it was difficult to weave in different materials.
For proof that God is GAY go here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....8f9cba4cf0
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....8f9cba4cf0
This is the short version of my previous post. GOD IS GAY!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....8f9cba4cf0
I suppose this means that Brundlefly is not okay.
Darn.
Does this mean Gregor Mendel is burning in hell?
Right-wing extremist Christians ignore all that stuff. They roll by ignoring the Ten Commandments, the teachings of Jesus and instead cherry-pick Mosaic Law for that which they can use to condemn anyone they hate, like gays.
Hell, the loon violates most of the Ten Commandments and all of the teachings of Jesus in every thread. Doing so frees him up to spew hate.