Judges 10:4
He had thirty sons, who rode thirty donkeys.
Discuss.
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Dirty sons and dirty donkeys.
Whassamatta wif God? He got no front teef?
Fuckin’ Hillbilly.
If you selfish humans were created by some master designer with a master plan for your future, this shows how fucked up that plan is.
What do you think will happen if one of the donkeys breaks a leg and one of the humans has to walk? 30 humans, 29 donkeys, sticks and stones littering the path, wars have started over less than this …
Obviously, there should have been some extra donkeys.
@2 (continued) Obviously, there should have been some extra donkeys. Even a rabbit can figure that out. And I ain’t no god.
@ RR
Thats stupid, Rabbits don’t ride donkeys.
I assume the colloquial term “rode” is an euphemism, probably in the Irish slang sense of the term. In such case, the number of donkeys would be correct.
I rode a donkey once. Goddamn huge one named Freddy. He even had a straw hat on his head. He had some rather disconcerting notions about where we were going and what trails he wanted to follow but we got to the campsite anyway.
They’re a little more docile than horses and unfortunately, smarter.
@2&@3
Good argument against the so-call “Intelligent Design” theory. The ID theory as a barrel of laughs.
“wars have started over less than this …” Yep, a pig for example: https://www.nps.gov/sajh/learn/historyculture/the-pig-war.htm
@4 “Thats stupid, Rabbits don’t ride donkeys.”
Who said they do? I was talking about humans riding donkeys. As for the colloquialism, if humans “ride” horses and goats, then why not donkeys, too?
Further evidence that Trump is a petty, vengeful, white supremacist.
“Former skinhead and Life After Hate co-founder Christian Picciolini says that an Obama-era federal grant his organization received to help combat ‘far-right’ extremism was rescinded under the Trump administration shortly after President Donald Trump took office. ‘Under President Obama, my organization, Life After Hate, was awarded a $400,000 grant to help combat far-right extremism. And when President Trump took office, immediately that grant was rescinded,’ Picciolini told CBS News’ John Dickerson on ‘Face the Nation’ Sunday. ‘We were the only organization of the pool of grantees that was focused on white supremacist, extremists and disengaging people from that movement,’ he said. … The New York Times reported … that a former government official with knowledge of the grant said it was revoked in response to Twitter posts critical of Mr. Trump by Picciolini himself.”
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/life-after-hate-christian-picciolini-says-grant-rescinded-by-trump-administration/
Ok Rabbi Goldy just why did you go with this verse? And not the whole verse as you have confused the RR. I’m sure sons that control 30 cities have plenty of ass colts to ride. Or chariots. Or camels. Or horses. Heck they could probably have ridden ostrich or if the fools who believe the Earth is only 6000 years old they could have ridden tyrannosaurs. Today they would probably drive Porches or Mercedes or whatever sport car is cool in the country of Israel. Heck in Seattle they could ride ducks.
Just why is the whole paragraph in the book as it just seems to be some oh by the way the judge here was prolific. and you know he had more than one wife.
Maybe this is some obscure reference to former Sheriff Arapio but there are not 30 cities in Maricopa county, though it’s bigger then Israel.
IN any case I don’t get it Rabbi Goldy and I don’t anyone else got it. You got thirty sons riding 30 critters. Ok and?
@8 YOU claim I’M confused? That’s rich! Har har har har har!!
The original passage, written in Aramaic, the thirty sons were not riding thirty donkeys. They were fucking thirty donkeys. I’ve already said god is a dick, but now we can see he was an old pervert too.
“They were fucking thirty donkeys.”
That had to do with that not spilling seed on the ground thing.
What’s up with the site? No Monday thread? Or is my browser not refreshing properly?
@12
The site seems to have some issues with regards to refreshing properly, I have noticed the issue with two different operating systems (*Nix and Windoze).
It also appears slow because our resident trolls are in hiding. Dr. Dumbfuck apparently is busy with his horses and OCD and Puddy must be hiding in his doomsday bunker because the sky darkened this morning, the temperatures dropped, but then it all came back to normal (his sky-daddy playing with his mind I’m sure).
At any rate, neither of them seem to want to try and defend the indefensible actions of the racist and bigoted POTUS.