Hosea 3:1-3
Once again the Lord spoke to me. And this time he said, “Hosea, fall in love with an unfaithful woman who has a lover. Do this to show that I love the people of Israel, even though they worship idols and enjoy the offering cakes made with fruit.”So I paid fifteen pieces of silver and about ten bushels of grain for such a woman. Then I said, “Now you are mine! You will have to remain faithful to me, though it will be a long time before we sleep together.”
Discuss.
MikeBoyScout spews:
Perhaps the Lord made a similar request of Heidi Nelson Cruz.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Ima Dunce spews:
When you pay that many sheckels, why wouldn’t you hit that?
Distant Replay spews:
Ten bushels. That’s a lot.
Why not show you love the people of Israel by asking Hosea to give ten bushels of grain to the children orphaned in your fucking wars, asshole.
Although I gotta admit, I’m with you on the cakes made with fruit. There’s no need for those nasty things. And I don’t care how much booze you put in ’em.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Did he buy the model in the Victoria Brides ad? She looks like the unfaithful type.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Bernie swept all 3 states yesterday by huge margins. So where does it go from here?
originalcinner spews:
Sounds like a bible version of those “dating with singles from Europe” commercials. Mail order bride who just wants a green card. Plus ca change.
I like fruit cake, although I don’t consider it synonymous with idol worship. Unless you count Elvis. And Hugh Jackman.
Greg spews:
This book is right fucked.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@6 Go to YouTube, type in “Russian road rage,” and you’ll understand why there’s a shortage of eligible males in the eastern bloc countries.
Teabagged Again spews:
@2 must have been gay.
Mark Adams spews:
@5 Don’t know RR. Ask Hosea he’s the minor prophet. He’s even revered in Islam.