Genesis 9:20-25
Noah farmed the land and was the first to plant a vineyard. One day he got drunk and was lying naked in his tent. Ham entered the tent and saw him naked, then went back outside and told his brothers. Shem and Japheth put a robe over their shoulders and walked backwards into the tent. Without looking at their father, they placed it over his body.When Noah woke up and learned what his youngest son had done, he said, “I now put a curse on Canaan! He will be the lowest slave of his brothers.”
Discuss.
Should have brought him a glass of water and an advil. Instead we get slavery? That’s one hell of a hangover.
Is this why 70% of Trump’s supporters like the Confederate flag and 20% say the Emancipation Proclamation was a mistake? They get that shit from the Bible?
Snitches get stitches. It’s in the bible, y’all.
Why would a man who owns a vineyard live in a tent unless he drank all the profits? Another hero of the bible explained.
At least his brothers could say that they were better than thier brother. Kind of like Boob thinking that he is better than someone earning minimum wage. That must be the message here, that some people are better than others.
@5 “That must be the message here, that some people are better than others.”
From a rabbit’s perspective, you all leave about the same amount of droppings.
There are the sons that accomplish an amazing architectural marvel with Noah. Building a giant arc on dry land, and wow iy actually came in handy. Yet they never saw the old man naked? Or noticed he went continental some days. Then spent weeks on the arc and never saw the old man naked? What were they fashion NAZIs. What no family bath time?
The story makes no literal sense and is open to reading a lot of things into ha. That Ham writing “Kilgore was here” on Noah’s schlong makes him a horses ass, One of us, lets send him a t-shirt! He would love delivery my t=shirt cannon during spring break in Daytona. He’s still around, one of the perks of the curse. Heard it on Coast to Coast. Has to be true it was on the radio.