Genesis 6:1-4
And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
Discuss.
And if they were like all other families, the mighty men of old fought among themselves over who would get their old man’s goats after he popped off.
This was back when the LORD! owned an NBA team and a dating website.
God’s wrath on Jim Beam:
• Lightning bolt strikes warehouse, which causes damage and releases 800,000 gallons of bourbon. Bourbon eventually flows into a lake.
• Second lightning bolt ignites the lake.
• Tornado crosses the blazing lake and creates a ‘firenado‘. (You can’t make shit like this up.)
Somehow someone in the air captures photos of all of this.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....enado.html
EPA’s wrath on Jim Beam:
That’ll be $70,000 for contaminating the lake, bub.
@3 Add some chariots and maybe this explains certain events described in the Book of Exodus that allegedly occurred on the banks of the Red Sea.
@3 (continued) Bickle, you’re finally useful for something.
This is really great stuff, a bibilical example of crossbreeding. The sons of God were the hosts of Heaven, aka the angels. All that angel stuff you see in Christianity comes from the Jews. Like everything else good.
@6 If you want to have real fun with it you got to go with the only begotten son of God. It’s Jesus sowing his oats among all these daughters of men.