Genesis 19:30-36
Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.”That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I lay with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.
Discuss.
The Wisdom of PissCann spews:
What whores.
And you mean to tell me Lot didn’t wake up out of his stupor state…..you know he was like our Dear Leader and wanted to fuck his two whores.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
Didn’t Trump open covet his daughter? At least we see where the hillbilly base of Trump gets their inspiration
Genesis as a great work of fiction, I don’t know how anybody can read that part of the “good book” without laughing their ass off at the content and causing them to question the validity of the rest of the books.
People that believe in the writings of Genesis must also believe that the movie, “This is Spinal Tap” is about a real band.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Is this possibly a case of mistaken identity? R U sure that was Lot? Sounds more like Donnie Trump and Iv…
Mark Adams spews:
This story is myth. It may have a kernel of truth as incest is not unknown in the world. The bible also has the myth of Abraham being commanded by God to sacrifice his son, this maybe more about Judaism following a different path than other religions in the region that practiced sacrifice. In the Illiad there is a human sacrifice to the gods. So it was not entirely unusual.
Now the Pharonic class of Egypt practiced incest, and it was not unusual for Greek families with property to practice incest, particularly in the hinterlands. So incest of the type the story describes would not be unknown, and nothing much would have been said about it, maybe oops we didn’t know your village was a three or four hour walk away.
Such behavior would not be unknown among the Polynesian islands, either. And it was a quietly said snub against families with bomb shelters about where the grand children would come from. And that is why the old man with the cute daughter put it in. Had it happened or should it happen and they believe they are it, is it wrong that they procreate through incest? Not like the majority of anyone on HA will be around to put in their two cents at that point. Would you like to make a recommendation on the wine?
Mark Adams spews:
@1-3 I really don’t care what Donald Trump and his daughter does, they are consenting adults. The only time it would start making a difference is if I’m in thing with Donald or his daughter.
Incest does happen, and certainly there is an issue of unequal power if it’s between an adult and a child. Still it’s not at all been unusual that societies have okaed such relationships. It’s not at all likely that Solomon’s wives and concubines started out as 60 year old virgins.
Generally societies in the past and today want young women to get pregnant as that means the species continues, people with children tend to be productive members of society, new tax payers, ect. For good reasons we have prohibitions bout incest, but it’s always a sticky subject as we may take the prohibition too far. And it’s often not the hillbillies that practice it, but the elite of society that practices it at least in a limited way. Making hard to marry into the upper class, and over times that upper class developing certain diseases generally absent from the lower classes.
So if Donald’s daughter should be in the White House one night and find Donald about to order a nuclear strike, maybe there is something she can do to avert catastrophe, and maybe she will take one for the rest of us. Definitely an instance where I whole heartedly support incest.
Allah spews:
I missed last week’s Bible thread because the Decades Channel was doing a marathon of the old “Dark Shadows” series. I just love watching Barnabas Collins as the evil but sympathetic vampire.
My boy Muhammad didn’t say much about incest like occurred in th story of Lot and his daughters. My boy was more interested in little girls. Muhammad married a six-year-old girl but didn’t get any until the girl was nine.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@6 “My boy Muhammad didn’t say much about incest like occurred in th story of Lot and his daughters”
You’re not god. He doesn’t make typos. You’re an imposter.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@5 “Generally societies in the past and today want young women to get pregnant as that means the species continues.”
You think humans are thinking about the future of their species when they fuck? Gawd you’re stupid. You don’t know your own species.
Mark Adams spews:
@6 What?!? A large part of the Quran is taken up by the story of lot. It’s central to the tenants of Islam. Lot is a nephew of Abraham. He is a descendant of Noah, and the prophets Nuh, Nud, Slih, and Shaub are related to Lot or the Phrophet Lut if you prefer. Each goes into a village, they tell the villagers they are transgressing, they tell the good person that protect them to leave, you Allah destroys the village. A little senility setting in there old God?
And the Islamic story of Lot is a much less thinly veiled rebuke of homosexuality. And the whole promising of year olds and girls being married is pretty traditional to the whole middle east of the time, and continues. Different strokes for different strokes, only you don’t go for that kind of thinking do you oh Allah?
Fuck you you killer of villages, of innocents. Of villages, of flooding the world if you did it. Fuck you Allah. May you fall into the Abyss and find oblivion. May your ilk and your flowers find oblivion.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Kentucky’s Republican House speaker resigned his leadership position Sunday after acknowledging he settled sexual harassment claims from one of his staffers last month.”
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/kentucky-house-speaker-resigns-post-after-texts-with-staffer/
Roger Rabbit Commentary: At least it wasn’t his daughter. His excuse? He claims it was “consensual.” That’s what they all say.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Not Fake News — The neighbor who tackled Rand Paul in his front yard caused the senator to suffer several broken ribs and lung contusions, CNN reports.
Allah spews:
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And you’re pretending to be a rabbit.
Allah spews:
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It’s my boy Muhammad that was responsible for all the violence. Just like the crusades were violence conducted with the blessings of the Pope of the day.
So, fuck you, Mark Adams. You’re as big a fraud as everyone else here.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@12 Believe me, that’s more fun than pretending to be god. Gods are expected to be perfect, but rabbits can get away with all kinds of shit, and nobody ever blames bunnies for hurricanes, asteroid collisions, or Donald Trump.
Roger Rabbit spews:
So, a suspect being interrogated by police asks for a lawyer, and Louisiana’s highest court rules he didn’t ask for a lawyer. Hoo boy.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/11/3/1712287/-Louisiana-judge-rules-that-man-asking-for-a-lawyer-dog-was-too-ambiguous-for-police-to-understand?detail=emaildkre
Roger Rabbit Commentary: No wonder everybody in the South is in jail except the good ol’ boys. They ain’t done nuthin’ wrong, you see. Rapin’ and burnin’ and killin’ ain’t crimes there unless black people done it. Oh, and let’s not forget that Confederate treason is patriotic, too.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Meanwhile, Trump reacts to the Texas church shooting by saying don’t blame the guns.
http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2.....ta-bpr.cnn
It’s a mental health issue, he says, while cutting funding for mental illness treatment.
http://www.politicususa.com/20.....oting.html
Hypocrisy is every Republican’s middle name.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Meanwhile, Trump apparently expects Japan to defend itself against incoming North Korean missiles with samurai swords.
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/11/05/national/politics-diplomacy/trump-said-japan-shot-overflying-north-korea-missiles/#.WgCrhFtSwdV
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Military stupidity and incompetence doesn’t shock me. History is full of it, so Trump has lots of company. The Romans at Cannae, Burnside at Fredericksburg, the World War 1 generals, the Frenchies’ Maginot Line, Hitler’s tanks at Dunkirk and Normandy, Westmoreland in Vietnam, the officers I served under, etc. So you expect it, and hope it doesn’t get YOU killed, but in this age of ICBMs and nukes, nobody is safe.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Guns, Bibles, and hatred for people with Spanish surnames. That describes last week’s Walmart shooter. Hmm, where have we heard that before? Who does this remind you of?
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/11/03/1712436/-Walmart-shooter-reportedly-lived-with-stack-of-Bibles,no-furniture-Why-isnt-he-a-terrorist?detail=emaildkre
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Trump doesn’t dare call this terrorism because, you know, he’s one of ’em and he inspires and encourages them. Which makes you a criminal if you’re a Trump supporter.
Roger Rabbit spews:
The Republican solution to yesterday’s church massacre? More guns in churches.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ken-paxton-texas-guns-church_us_5a002bc3e4b0baea2632f48a?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Republicans are nuts. If you vote for them, you’re nuts too.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Remember the woman who flipped off Trump’s motorcade? Her employer, a government contractor, fired her for making the “obscene” gesture. But they allowed a male colleague who called someone “a fucking libtard asshole” on a Facebook page displaying the company’s logo to keep his job.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-flips-off-donald-trump-fired_us_59fe0ab4e4b0c9652fffa484
Roger Rabbit spews:
A Navy corruption probe is “examining the conduct of 440 personnel, current and retired, including at least 60 admirals.” The probe centers on a contractor who swapped booze, prostitutes, and “wild parties” for information that helped him win Navy contracts. So far charges have been filed against 28 people, of whom 18 have pleaded guilty.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/corruption-navy-admirals-fat-leonard_us_59ffebb6e4b0c96530006b5f?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
Roger Rabbit Commentary: That’s more than a quarter of all currently serving U.S. Navy admirals.
Learn something spews:
Pick and choose the bible to promote your perversions. Cute.
If only you understood that with the coming of Christ the NEW TESTAMENT supplanted the old. You will see that in all the rebukes of the scribes and pharisees. How inconvenient for you. Learn something:
“But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you” (Luke 6:27-28).
On another note…
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Roger Rabbit spews:
The Texas church shooter was nuts. For Trump that means guns aren’t the problem. We should ban crazy people, not guns. If that’s going to be our policy, then let’s start with him.
Roger Rabbit spews:
If Trump wants to blame mental illness instead of guns, there’s this …
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-signs-bill-revoking-obama-era-gun-checks-people-mental-n727221
Hypocrisy is every Republican’s middle name.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
22 quotes failed Hollywood attorney Kurt Schlichter to scold us dirty hippies.
The same Kurt Schlichter who back in April assured his fellow hillbilly traitors that “…there was absolutely no collusion of any kind between Team Trump and anyone Russian. None.”
Before the parade of lies about the Trump Tower meeting was revealed. Before the “I love it” emails were leaked. Before Jeff lied to his colleagues in the Senate. Before Jeff recused himself after he was caught. Before the Pap plea agreement. Before the Paradise Papers. Before the Manafort and Gates indictments. Schlichter was abso-fuckin-lutely positive there was no interaction between Team Treason and “anyone” Russian. Why was he so positive?
“Because we haven’t seen anybody leak any evidence of any in the six-plus months that they’ve been pushing this nonsense.” Oooooops. By that reasoning, given the past six months, we can now be certain that Fuckface, his sons, his son-in-law, his campaign manager, his AG, and probably half his cabinet are traitors. And of course that would also include just about everyone who spent that last twelve months promoting the stupid lies defending President Treason. Like Schlichter.
Somebody please remind me again why any patriotic American would give one single tiny fuck what traitors want. They eagerly relinquished every tattered shred of their patriotism and allegiance for a moderately conservative SCOTUS nominee, a failing corporate tax cut, and the restored privilege of telling “nigger” jokes in the workplace without repercussion. People that dumb shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions for themselves, much less for anyone else.
Mark Adams spews:
@13 Only after your boy invaded Christian lands made slaves of Christians, murdered jews, murdered Hindus, ect.
I see some truth got under your skin Allah. Well fuck you. You have brought misery upon your followers, upon the middle east and upon man kind. You are an excuse for murder, for enslavement, for the powerful to rule by might. Fuck you Allah. May you find Oblivion, and never enjoy the banks of the Nile ever again.
Mark Adams spews:
@15 Hopefully the defendants attorneys will appeal and the US Supreme court will remind the courts of Louisiana the operative word was lawyer which should have stopped further interrogation until a lawyer (dog or not) was present. That any subsequent confession is fruit of the forbidden tree, and is forbidden. Unfortunately state courts often in the south, but also other states must be reminded of their duty to protect the rights of Americans, and that their own state constitutions stronger protections.
Mark Adams spews:
@10 So he has not yet discovered his inner Don Giovanni. If he had he would not resign and would be running next election. Maybe even using the word Stud in his ads. These Republicans never living up to RR true expectations,
You'd Know Me as Jesus of Nazareth spews:
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Hey! No fair reserving all the “fuck yous” for the other guy! What about me?
I built enormous piles of murdered slave bodies, brown rape-babies, and burned entire peoples alive! I consigned generations of young women to chattel slavery and bloody death at the hands of their
ownershusbands or back alley abortionists. I built a global empire on pedophilia and guilt! My most devoted and militant clerics fucked more pre-teens than a canceled Hannah Montana tour.Don’t sell me short when it comes to human suffering!
Mark Adams spews:
@17 A properly located sword will take out a missile, and a man properly located with a fifty caliber rifle can as well. With North Korea to attempt to do so is the proper attitude. At some point either we and our allies at least attempt or look impotent in the eyes of the North Korean leadership. Better to try and learn when there is no warhead than when there is on. I don’t think anyone in the US would have been pleased had the missile payload or none had landed in US waters. Something allies supposed to consider when allowing a missile to fly.
Mark Adams spews:
@18 It definitely appears Trump did not call the Texas church massacre a terrorist event, it clearly is a family dispute.
Mark Adams spews:
@20 The company is absolutely correct in firing her. She know it was a Presidential motorcade and the President was in it. She flipped off the one person that can make sure they don’t get another contract as long as he is in office due to her conduct. They apparently think President Trump, and those who have say over their current and future contracts may not have a sense of humor. I suppose it was just peachy keen in the Obama White House once they say that article in “The Rolling Stone” about what a General said about Obama. Oh yeah the General was fired. As he should have been.
Mark Adams spews:
@21 You left out the best part of this corruption, Fat Leonard got busted in 2015. Nothing like this corruption ever happened during Vietnam, oh right it did happen a lot, and few were caught, but heads rolled when they were caught. Of course in Vietnam a guy with the name Fat Leonard might have scared everyone away.
Mark Adams spews:
@33 There is also another reason for so many admirals being involved as Fat Leonard had run his scam and scams for more than a decade, before he did an oops and was caught. And most of the navy guys knew he was dirty.
Mark Adams spews:
@29 Well you can’t go wrong with Voltaire so here you go Jesus enjoy the cathouse. I definitely don’t think you ever existed, and the people in Nazareth apparently thought you a fraud. You feeling a little put out that that tax collector stole your sow and turned it into a big thing there in Rome? I doubt you saw that coming, and Peter was not enough of a rock to keep Paul from putting his stamp on things. Kinda a Beetles thing, only with Yoko Ono taking over and doing things her way with the band as mere props.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxc2AEHuU3E