Genesis 19:30-36
Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.”That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I lay with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.
Discuss.
What Kind of stupid fucking book is this?
In which red neck state did this happen?
I think I just read a pitch for the next reality TV show. Basically, it’s these guys and their daughters in a house and the winner is the dad who gets his daughters to sleep with him and not one of the other dads.
Ah, the weekly Torah bashing session…lame.
God the Father lay with Mary to produce a son, so whats so unusual about Lot laying with his daughters?
I take it Goldy is for density, then?
@3 Ah, the resident hypocrite, lame. You and your fake freedom party. The Constitutional Scholars who use it as toilet paper.
Gotta love those Biblical family values. Date-raped by your own daughters.
A Revelation
I am perfect.
I am good.
Why would I impregnate Mary?
Who did?
Now for the beginning part of the story mysteriously skipped by Goldy
19 The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2 “My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.”
“No,” they answered, “we will spend the night in the square.”
3 But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate. 4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.”
6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”
9 “Get out of our way,” they replied. “This fellow came here as a foreigner, and now he wants to play the judge! We’ll treat you worse than them.” They kept bringing pressure on Lot and moved forward to break down the door.
Sounds right up puffy butt’s “alley”!
Read the rest of Genesis 19 and learn why Lot and his two daughters ended in the cave. One should start with Genesis 18! Butt, knowing most HA DUMMOCRETIN klowns, they don’t own a Bible!
Now you know where the term sodomy comes from!
the “bible?”
Do you mean the Torah or some other bible?
blah blah blah. No matter how you spin it, in every version is says…
“Thus both the daughters of Lot were with child by their father. ”
Get their dad drunk so they could get pregnant and continue the blood line? That’s sick by today’s standards.
The old fart sleeps through the whole thing, so he can plead innocent in the court of conscience. The evil Eve doctrine is also maintained through the two conniving daughters.
@10
The Shooters Bible
@10 – The Bible, no he means a rag of bullshit.
@8 – you are a dumb mother fucker!
Just more evidence – everything created by jews is evil.
@16, So how many white sheets do you own?
Worst fanfic erotica ever.
@9 Yawn. No sign of intelligent life here this morning. Just the usual background frizz from outer space.
@9
The whole point of Goldy’s Biblical Quotes is take things out of context, given that Bible Thumpers have taken the Bible out of context since Moses and the Burning Bush to justify why they have a right to control other people’s moral behavior.
I guess things are taking out of context when the talk about why is so nice to take female slaves from other tribes, as in Leviticus 25:44 or Exodus 21
CNBC reports that Guinness, Heineken, and Boston Beer have yanked their sponsorships of NYC’s St. Patricks Day Parade because organizers refused to let LGBT groups march.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/101496160
@21…Its a St. Patrick’s day Parade not a buttless chaps and trannies parade.