Galatians 5:12
I wish that everyone who is upsetting you would not only get circumcised, but would cut off much more!
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I didn’t know Ben Carson was the subject of one of the stories in the Bible.
Lorena Bobbitt is back?
God hadn’t invented the “chill pill” yet.
Now we are getting somewhere. This “religion” might not be so fictitious after all. I think now I can be a believer. Fuck every Repupublican, may their dicks fall off.
A much longer, more nuanced interpretation
As for the rumor that I continue to preach the ways of circumcision (as I did in those pre-Damascus Road days), that is absurd. Why would I still be persecuted, then? If I were preaching that old message, no one would be offended if I mentioned the Cross now and then—it would be so watered-down it wouldn’t matter one way or the other. Why don’t these agitators, obsessive as they are about circumcision, go all the way and castrate themselves!
The producers of Viagra don’t support this message!
No Christians you cant circumcise the barista at Starbucks just because you don’t like the Christmas cups.
One pastors victory in the war on Christmas…making the barista write Merry Christmas on the cup saying it’s his name. You know that clerk was thinking I’d have written Fuck You on the cup if you had asked thinking how ironic it is you are letting me write down what I wanted to write on your cup. Enjoy your cappuccino with extra special cream.