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HA Bible Study: Ezekiel 23:19-20

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/24/17, 6:00 am

Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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  1. 1

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 8:14 am

    We’ve seen this before. She must have a twin sister.

  2. 2

    @godwinha spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 9:26 am

    We’ve also seen Mr. Smith Goes to Washington before.

    The DNC is about to begin work on, at long last, a sequel. The working title is

    T Dog Goes to Prison

    Anthony Weiner, Once a Congressman, Faces Jail As a Sex Offender

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/anthony-weiner-once-congressman-faces-jail-sex-offender-n802441

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 9:55 am

    @2 The best part is you have to pay taxes to feed him there. You have to pay for his medical care, too. And housing and clothing and guarding him. There goes your horse feed money.

  4. 4

    I'llHaveAPilsner spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 12:35 pm

    I went to a Sermon once in this house of the lord in a grubby part of Tijuana…

  5. 5

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 2:23 pm

    Well no end of the world. The Seahawks are playing football. I’m not sure if the prediction was exactly an end of the world. Still no dragons over Jerusalem. Nabiru has yet to show up to the party. Talk about being fashionable late. Does not look like Goldie was raptured. So no one is missing loved ones? No planes crashed together? No accidents with cars that had no driver. No answer to the question as to whether the raptured take their cloths with them or not.

  6. 6

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 2:39 pm

    Is Ezekial just admitting that the Levant is a bad neighborhood?

  7. 7

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 2:41 pm

    @4 And? Were you saved? Did she conquer?

  8. 8

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 2:58 pm

    @1 She does have a sister. They were both whores in Egypt. The sisters are Aholah and Aholibah It does not say if they are twins. Abolah means: “her own tent or tabernacle” and Abolibah means: “My tabernacle is in her”.
    Of course modern Israel is not connected whatsoever to this verse. No mention of the UN, Britain, France, US, and Germany.

  9. 9

    ArtFart spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 6:33 pm

    In fuller context, this passage might be taken to suggest that after her experiences in Egypt, she was disappointed to find that the Sons of Israel didn’t quite…er, measure up. Perhaps Anthony was seeking to provide evidence to the contrary. Not that anyone with better things to attend to ought to give a damn.

  10. 10

    Puffy's Vagina Smells like a Clam spews:

    Sunday, 9/24/17 at 6:52 pm

    Sounds like an excerpt out of Blue Balls magazine.

  11. 11

    DeathFrogg spews:

    Monday, 9/25/17 at 4:46 am

    @ #4:

    That the Church down on Robirosa Street? The service was quite pleasant, although the Deacon was a little pushy about the tithe.

  12. 12

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 9/25/17 at 6:54 am

    …a grubby part of Tijuana…
    Redundant.

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