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HA Bible Study: Exodus 25:15

by Goldy — Sunday, 11/6/16, 6:00 am

Exodus 25:15
Don’t ever remove the poles from the rings.

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  1. 1

    originalcinner spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 9:33 am

    Fortunately, I have never removed the poles from rings, so I’m safe.

    I wish they’d told me about not treading on the cracks in the sidewalk, though, before the bears got me.

  2. 2

    Ima Dunce spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 10:08 am

    I think the camels would get in the tent and rifle through your underwear.

  3. 3

    originalcinner spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 12:15 pm

    Do bronze age camel herders have underwear?

  4. 4

    Ima Dunce spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 1:10 pm

    @3 They were the first to call it “lingerie”.

  5. 5

    Teabagged Again spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 2:11 pm

    Yeah, otherwise the grain in the Egyptian grain silos will spill out.

  6. 6

    Ima Dunce spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 2:41 pm

    @5 And that is relevant to today in what way?

  7. 7

    WillyVomit spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 3:30 pm

    Don’t take the cork off the fork.

  8. 8

    Bert spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 4:16 pm

    Biblical instructions for putting up a new shower curtain. As true today as it was in the middle bronze age.

  9. 9

    Daniel spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 5:41 pm

    Is this about pole dancing?

    I didn’t know that the Israelites did that.

    Oh wait, there’s a song about it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxtfdH3-TQ4

  10. 10

    Teabagged Again spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 6:51 pm

    Shake, shake, shake. Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.

    Check out this story from Breaking News: USGS downgrades magnitude of Cushing, Okla., earthquake to 5.0; earthquake was 5 km deep http://on.doi.gov/2f89qsj

    How about not injecting pressurized shit in the ground!

  11. 11

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 11/6/16 at 9:47 pm

    Would rings of gold and staves of shittam wood covered with gold be able to lift the Ark of the Covenant? Mercy Seat, cherubins, ect. If the rings are of pure gold would they not be too soft to be used for centuries Of course the verse is not as the bible actually the staves are supposed to be kept with the Ark, not necessary to have the staves in the rings unless you are carrying the Ark in front of the army, Think that would scare the shit out of the current leader of North Korea. He’s probably watched all of the Raiders of the Lost Ark movies. So Teabagged again you want to volunteer to carry the Ark through the DMZ? Time to test the theory the Lord God can bring peace on Earth.

  12. 12

    Teabagged Again spews:

    Monday, 11/7/16 at 2:13 am

    Abigail, not sure why you ask me a stupid question like that as inferring that I would want to be friends with Kim Jung Fuck face of North Korea, he probably has more in common with you than me, he’s a Pussy Grabber like you.

    I just think it will be fun when he has nuclear missiles.

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