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HA Bible Study: Deuteronomy 28:53

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Deuteronomy 28:53
And you shall eat the fruit of your womb, the flesh of your sons and daughters, whom the LORD your God has given you, in the siege and in the distress with which your enemies shall distress you.

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    And you shall eat the fruit of your womb, the flesh of your sons and daughters, start by eating their genitalia, whom the LORD your God has given you, in the siege and in the distress with which your enemies shall distress you.

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    Eat it! Eat it raw!

    Raw, Raw, Raw… yeah, that’s the spirit!

    Firesign Theater – Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers!

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    Wouldn’t value the rewards to come if’n they didn’t come with some horrible cruelties, right? Here are some of god’s curses, and here are the blessings, choose wisely! (and you’ll still end up with both).

    Here’s a fun fact, the name of the book, “Deuteronomy” or “second law” is a mistranslation of the Hebrew which is more correctly translated as “copy of the law” (Moses laying down the law)

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    “O Indra, destroy all
    those lustful people
    behaving like birds….
    angry ones
    behaving like wolves….
    greedy ones
    behaving like vultures….
    enticed ones
    behaving like owls…..
    arrogant ones
    behavng like eagles
    and the jealous ones
    behaving like dogs.”

    – The Atharva Veda

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    Firesign Theater? Are those guys still around?

    As far as the biblical quote goes, what do you expect? The words were written by people who thought God told them to cut the foreskins off their sons’ private parts. The more I think about it, the theory that “God” was actually a result of ancient peoples’ encounters with extraterrestrials makes more sense. Maybe the extraterrestrials were just having a bit of fun with the foreskin deal, but it’s still a common practice.

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