Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her.
Discuss.
Seems a louisville slugger applied to said genitals is not covered by above stupid rule.
Wives everywhere, get your slugger at the official store here:
http://www.slugger.com/en-us
Better safe than sorry.
Many years ago there was a funny story in the news about an attempted rape. A woman woke up in her bed to find a naked man in her room. At some point she got a death grip on the man’s genitals and managed to drag him out the front door of her house then lock him out still buck naked. A couple of times the man fell down but she pulled him back up to his feel using her death grip.
The police were able to track him down later as he had left his wallet in him pants by the bed. The doctors were able to save one testicle.
and you shall eat his genitals ferociously there aft.
Carolina Panthers fans for sure.
That passage sounds like something my boy Muhammed would invent to put into his book, the Koran. He was a violent little shit. It’s no wonder he said no one should try to draw his image. If people knew what he looked like, someone may slit his threat like he was always preaching, once he got a bit of a following.
If Muhammed was alive today, his photo would appear prominently at your local post office.
There is a problem in the translation to English and in the understanding of Jewish law. The fact is the woman could just as easily kick a man in the balls while trying to protect her husband, yet no mention of cutting off the foot.
What is actually to be cut off is the woman right to liverite marriage. She is not permitted to have children, as the man she injured may not be able to have children if she sufficiently injured him.
So god is ok with abortion, and in fact would require it if the woman were to get pregnant.
@1 Proper application of the law would result in punishment if the wife were to use a Louisville slugger, in that case she could loose her own life under the law.
@2 Looks like an urban legend, do you have a documented case?
I do like the line from “Dirty Harry” where Harry says something like: When I see a naked man chasing a woman with a knife to rape her I shoot the SOB, that’s my policy.
The statement is entirely fictional, but arguable more truthful than real life, but it’s just a great line in a movie. Unless I could document the thing. The writer made it up.
@5 Maybe not a photo in the US post office. Unless he’s a terrorist. He may appear on post office walls in modern day Saudi Arabia. Then again he and Harvey Weinstein could be pals Or he could be pals with President Trump. Your boy hanging out with the President what more could an all powerful god want. Or could be you are not powerful at all Allah.
5,
Your boy and your Beloved Orange Fuckface could never be friends. Fuckface is a “man”of action. He doesn’t just preach or brag about fucking children.
He does something about it.
Elijah, I don’t get to vote in any election worldwide, so I didn’t vote for Trump or anyone else in the past election. You seem to think everyone who is not one of your “tribe” is some sort of an enemy. To see your real enemy, just take a look in the mirror.
As for my boy Muhammad and Trump being friends – that’s not possible. Muhammad has been dead For over 1,300 years.
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Well, it’s certain that YOU have no power whatsoever. Is your photo in the post office?
11,
Voting isn’t the only way a Hillbilly shows his obedience to Mother Russia. Oh yes. He is so obviously your beloved. I think it may be the smear of orange goo dripping from your chin.
God may be merciful.
Loyal Americans not so much.
You are living in a fantasy, Elijah. There are many, many different points of view, and most don’t fit into your delusions.
Have you thought about pursuing psychiatric help for your delusions? Do you hear voices in your head telling you to do bad things?
14,
Not convincing. After all, if these comments about you hillbilly traitors abandoning your national allegiance to Russian ex-communist drug dealers weren’t hitting home, why do you always respond by defending yourselves as if it’s true?
Obviously because, at the end of the day, it really is true.
All you people debased yourselves to a bunch of recently communist slavic drug pimps and Moldovan teenaged script-bot programmers in a fit of unprecedented sheep herd group-think. Now you all get to live with it for the rest of your miserable lives. I for one am here to make sure you do.