Deuteronomy 23:12-14
Set up a place outside the camp to be used as a toilet area. And make sure that you have a small shovel in your equipment. When you go out to the toilet area, use the shovel to dig a hole. Then, after you relieve yourself, bury the waste in the hole. You must keep your camp clean of filthy and disgusting things. The LORD is always present in your camp, ready to rescue you and give you victory over your enemies. But if he sees something disgusting in your camp, he may turn around and leave.
Discuss.
Republicans must not have read Deuteronomy 23:12-14, because they keep shitting in their nest. Unfortunately ours, too.
Always leave your load deep in the hole.
God must have been going around giving lectures on hygiene back then.
Welp, I guess God won’t be hanging out in Seattle.
@4 He’s busy in Eastern Washington cleaning up the trash people there out their back doors into the sagebrush. That’s a lot of work. Washington’s rural counties are pigsties.
4,
Sez the arm-fishing, sister-fucking, treason voting, trailerbilly whose “fecal sludge” resides in a porous septic tank mere steps from his own trailer porch and routinely overflows into the community storm drains. God abandoned your camp decades ago. And that’s why you find yourself turning to snorting Oxy, and choke-fapping to anime porn.
@4 Probably not Victoria as they put their effluent in the Sound. Thanks you wonderful Canadians, We are still waiting on that treatment plant.
The Lord must be thrilled with indoor plumping. Of course the Lord cannot get out of spending today with the Reverend and the holy bird, when perhaps the Lord would rather skip dinner and spend some time with Sister Sadie.
@3 All that and no mention of plumbing and running water. The Lord designer of all critters including everything more advanced than an Amoeba with no sense of pipes, and plumbing. Just small shovels, must have been in the army this Lord. Must have missed the part about leaving is desertion. Maybe that army is more Cheyenne and it has to be a good day to die.
@9
Were you talking to me? All I said was God must have been interested in hygiene, which is something that would be inconsequential to a “real” Supreme Being. I don’t get the context of your post.
@10. All of us have a hard time understanding him.
10,
Shortbus’ posts are without context.
Each one is its own unique free standing turd.
@10 No, I don’t think he was, Mark just kinda pisses into the wind, in no particular direction, if you know what I mean; and if God is interested in hygiene, why didn’t he invent plumbing in Old Testament days, when he made everything else?
Oh man, I’ve gotta find a new job!
@ 14
That hole the Lord wanted dug, Strzok?
That hole’s for you, POS.
All the rage tweets, all the hush money, all the threats, absolute unchallenged control of the White House, The House of Representatives, The Senate, The Department of Justice, and all cabinet level appointees and the best they can do is fire the FBI’s Chief of Counterespionage.
How many times now has PornSweat ordered Rod Rosenstein fired? How many times has he asked for Jeff Sessions resignation? How many times has he demanded the firing of Robert Mueller? I guess he gets two scoops and that shuts him up.
Again I must ask, when the fuck did Roypublicans become such a bunch of pussies?
@ 16
…the best they can do is fire the FBI’s Chief of Counterespionage.
Comey was already gone. So was McCabe. You been in a coma or sumthin’?
@14 so says the hillbilly. But I am like hillbilly – I love gun and Sky Daddy.
And still the Satanic Derp State Pizza Cannibal With Hunt continues bigger, and better than ever! Now with 30% more lawyers, tapes, and porn-abortions than ever before!
Maybe you pussies aren’t firing the right people?
@15 Don’t knock holes; the universe revolves around black holes. For a soldier in battle, a hole to dive into is the most precious thing there is. You couldn’t fuck or shit without holes. The world wouldn’t miss your piehole, though.
@17 Don’t worry, it’s not lost on us that this administration is gutting the FBI when it’s under investigation by the FBI.
@18 You write with a great fake Russian accent, too.
I’m worried about the absent loon. The after-party for yesterday’s white supremacist march would have been no place for our loon to be, surrounded as he’d have been by angry, rabid white racists looking to get their hate on and lynch a black man. But seeing as how the loon hasn’t a lick of sense, I’m afraid he went anyway. If he did, I sure hope he didn’t make eye contact with anybody. That could turn bad real quick. SAD!
A Republican prosecutor in North Carolina is pushing felony charges against (black) voters who didn’t know they were ineligible to vote.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/alamance-county-felon-voting_us_5b71f4d8e4b0530743cca87d
@18
@22
Yes, My English. My English not too good. Vlad say to me to speak better English. But when I tell Vlad hillbilly like gun and Sky Daddy then no need speak good English. I tell him not easy to speak good English. Besides we like guns and Sky Daddy just like hillbilly. No need to speak good English,I no from Mexico.
It’s alright dear.
Just “Press 2 for Russian”
It’s the law now. Trump won. Elections have consequences.