Deuteronomy 14:18
You must not eat bats.
Discuss.
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Ehh, the ones around here are the size of mice or small rats, so there ain’t much meat on ’em anyway.
The Bible has many edible and inedible food definitions we SDA believe in. We believe in the dietary laws as laid out in the Bible.
Just like the Catholics believe SDA to be the only authentic protestants due to Sabbath keeping.
http://www.sabbathtruth.com/sa.....2/catholic
AND…
http://www.wwco.com/religion/b.....ve_39.html
National Sunday Laws are coming HA DUMMOCRETINS… this you can be sure of!
Triple S’ head explodes…
KAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The stooooooooopid is very evident in Triple S. Stooooooooopid is as stooooooooopid does and Triple S is very stooooooooopid!
For the morons like checkmate… The letter… http://www.remnantofgod.org/PiusAdmission.jpg
http://www.projectrestore.com/.....oych13.htm
And you wonder about what we say regarding the Catholic Church is directly from their own writings Triple S?
The stooooooooopid is very evident in Triple S. Stooooooooopid is as stooooooooopid does and Triple S is very stooooooooopid!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@ 2&3
Who is the stupid one? The one that tries to understand their little share of the world and get along with people in spite of differences in beliefs, or the one who insists on believing fairy tales invented by illiterate goat herders who were starving in the desert, suffering from hallucinogenic food poisoning and bathing in camel piss to scare little children into blind obedience to the dominant males in the tribe no matter what the command?
If your little phony “god” really had anything to do with planet Earth, it sure as shit isn’t a nice person, nor is it representative of a higher intelligence or superior being. Because there is one thing that is obvious about that concept, it is that your little plastic Wal-Mart “god” always seems to coincidentally be aligned with the ideals of the people that would joyously send your children into a mass-murder event to butcher other peoples babies, burn their literature, destroy their cities and destroy their minds to defend themselves from being held to account for their crimes.
If “god” exists, it is the most horrible, most violent entity in the Universe, and certainly only represents the greatest evil that could ever possibly exist.
@2&3
Found the one true faith have you? All others are false and damning.
“National Sunday laws are coming?”
So you agree with Isis/Taliban/Al Queda that the state should enforce the one true faith?
Mmmmmkay. I suppose that can be found in the Constitution somewhere after the establishment clause.
Why do you hate America?
Oh Really. How would that sit with the capitalist majority of the GOP? “We propose a law that would close all businesses on Sunday for it is the national day of worship” Piddles Party of Religious Ferver. “Fuck you, there’s money to be made.” The not insanely rapturous GOP.
“We propose a law that alcohol sales be banned on on Sunday.” Piddles Party of Religious Ferver. “Fuck you. Do you know how much our contributors at AB/InBev make in a single NFL Sunday?” The not insanely rapturous GOP.
Loon sez, “And you wonder about what we say regarding the Catholic Church”
Looks to me like Catholics have the batshit crazy loon’s number.
“Unfortunately, they also hold many false and strange doctrines. Among these are the following: (a) the Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon; (b) the pope is the Antichrist”
“As is clear from some of the beliefs listed above, Adventist theology is intensely anti-Catholic.”
“Seventh-day Adventism is basically consumed with the concept of the last days.”
“They also sacrifice kittens”
http://www.catholic.com/tracts.....-adventism
While there is quite a lot of stupid stuff the bible says to do and not to do, I am quite happy to go along with the one about not eating bats. I plan on never eating owls or badgers either. I can’t say the same for my cat. I wouldn’t put it past her to scarf down a bat if she happened across one. That is why God invented rabies vaccinations.
I’m going to gay marry my bat. We’re getting our license from Kim Davis. Either that or she goes to prison.
…else you may find yourself listening to batshit insane politicians who would impose a religious test or promise to build walls
What’s with the babbling jackass farting its cult nonsense this morning?
Salt mine musta collapsed last night.
Boehner calls RepubliKKKlan right wingers (redundant) “false prophets”. Too bad he didn’t have the guts to say it before he resigned. But having guts was never his thing, ergo complete fail. Clearly, he should have switched parties. Many of them should just become Democrats. Problem solved.
Of course bats are considered fowl in the bible. So who was eating bats? Did someone think they were tasty. Perhaps that Gollum fellow was about in those days and visiting the wilderness. So is it ok to eat Puffins, Penguins, Carrier Pigeons, vultures, turkeys how could an all seeing god forget to establish whether or not these birds unknown to the people of the middle east in those days are approved.
How about rats. A very popular dish in Paris in 1870. And there is a mystery meet of Leningrad in 1944. When people are starving they will eat just about anything. One can only ask for forgiveness if one is alive, so the whole dietary thing is very questionable.
And the fact is one can eat hamburgers, though it’s frankly unknown if one can eat corn or potatoes since both came from the new world. Perhaps both are unclean, but god hasn’t sent an update. Or at least the gold plates, ect aren’t on display where scholars can look.
Hey maybe the Koran’s dietary guidelines are more correct. Maybe he was God’s last true prophet. Islam shares something with the 7th day Adventist. The day of the Sabbath is Saturday in most Moslem countries.
Oh and what about those corrections to the calendar made at various times adding days here and there so I’m not sure our Sunday would match up with the true Sabbath.
Of course one reason the Catholic church rejected Saturday is that is Saturn’s Day, and they didn’t want the competition from that pagan god. Or allow that God to enjoy any reverence on his day.
Hmmm if suddenly there is a new verse saying rabbits are unclean I would suspect the rabbits goddess or the rabbit has been up to trickery.
Hey Seattle is ahead of Chicago. Hmm the Eagles are 1-2…so there is a happy camper in Seattle. Who will be even happier if the Bears get it together.
The workers deserve a day of rest. Nearly every business location should be required by law to close at least one day of the week. This will reduce green house gasses, ensure the working man has a day of rest. Even the Soviet Union had a day of rest. In much of Europe Sunday isn’t much of a religious day, but is a day when people can relax, hang out with family and friends, watch a soccer match (though they tend to be on Saturday), ect. All human beings deserve a day off at least one during the week. Has nothing to do with there being a God has much to do with use being what we are. Even the sternest task masters learned you can’t push human beings to work every day without there being negative consequences, best to give them a day off to recover from the rigors of the week and of the whip. And even turnkeys, and the foreman need to have a day off to keep the wife happy, rest their weary bones, watch the game they may have bet a few dollars on, and oh just maybe indulge in their hobby religion of their choice.
@9 do you need a best man?
So you agree with Isis/Taliban/Al Queda that the state should enforce the one true faith?
NO you moron dr checkmate. Why would Puddy want a national Sunday law?
DAYUM dr checkmate you really are stoooooooooopid!
Wow, Puddy didn’t realize the vomit producer eats bats too!
Who knew?
If your little phony “god” really had anything to do with planet Earth, it sure as shit isn’t a nice person, nor is it representative of a higher intelligence or superior being.
No vomit producer… it’s your “god” Satan, whom you worship 24×7!
Salt mine musta collapsed last night.
The monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch should know since it was your “creation”.
A large sucking sound eh clueless cretin of your brainless cranial orifice?
What’s so interesting is how Triple S runs to Catholic documents that attack Adventism while Puddy has proven over and over Catholic doctrine tells everyone if you want to be a true 4th Commandment keeper then be an Adventist.
Golly Triple S, you just proved your stooooooooopidity again!
Thanks from playing Triple S. You really have it triple concentration!
“Catholic doctrine tells everyone if you want to be a true 4th Commandment keeper then be an Adventist.”
LMFAO! Batshit insanity unleashed. Next up, the batshit crazy loon will be howling at the full moon.
LMAO!!! Nice evening for a walk..
I’ll be sure to save a few laughs for the eat shit and bark at the moon religious nutcase fiends I see on the way. Fiends like the babbling jackass @ 19.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
“…the stork, any variety of heron, the hoopoe, and the bat.” Interesting that the bat is included with a whole bunch of birds, but since it has wings, the authors of Deuteronomy, before taxonomy, obviously didn’t think of it as a fledermaus.
@ Schizo @ 18
I’m an atheist. I don’t believe in any “god”. Satan is an artifice of your faith, not mine. He doesn’t exist except as a aspect of your belief system.
You are the one who believes in him, not me.
Satan is not a “god” vomit producer. Satan was Lucifer (Light Bearer) before iniquity was found in him. He wanted to be better than God. He wanted to ascend above God’s throne. He wanted to be better than Jesus. You can claim Satan does not exists all you want. Butt that doesn’t change reality! You gladly do his bidding on this blog everyday though vomit produced hatred.
Being an atheist is what Satan wants you to be. Hating God and His Son Jesus is the perfect attitude for Satan’s followers. Satan hated God from before the Earth and Adam and Eve were created. You are being deceived by your atheism and Satan loves that! Those whom love God are especially hated by Satan! You demonstrate the same hatred vomit producer!
See ya!
Puddy delivers this FACT
And we just saw another
KAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
moment from Triple S in #21. Someone better get medical assistance for Triple S in #21. The triple concentration between Triple S’ ears and the additional pressure behind Triple S’ eyes are causing further damage to the psyche and soul of Triple S. Now Triple S can’t read and comprehend FACTS anymore. You really have it triple concentration!
AND
And we just saw another
KAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
moment from Triple S in #21. Someone better get medical assistance for Triple S in #21. The triple concentration between Triple S’ ears and the additional pressure behind Triple S’ eyes are causing further damage to the psyche and soul of Triple S. Now Triple S can’t read and comprehend FACTS anymore. You really have it triple concentration!
So sad to see how a worthy opponent has fallen into the same pit of stoooooooooooooopidity as clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch and rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears. Puddy didn’t think anyone could be more stooooooooooooooopid butt Triple S has proven everyone so wrong!
Call Puddy a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahambulance!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ROTFLRHMBBAO!
Bwaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A smelly fart was delivered @22. Just another gaseous excretion from HA’s arschloch!
LOL! 10 years later, the skygod still hasn’t made an appearance and no braindead national sunday law or whatever that paranoid delusion.
Silly jackass will be even sillier over the next 10 years.
We’ll be laughing!
Sounds like Puffy has got a lot of fictional characters in his life. He’d be better off reading comic books and believing in Super Heroes.
And Puffy, it the Super Heroes don’t do it for you, you could always come to Times Square and see Goofy and Mickey Mouse. And the nude painted ladies (although they aren’t really fictional, but who knows maybe they have fake boobs).