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by Goldy — Sunday, 12/4/11, 7:00 am

Revelation 1:9
We suffer because Jesus is our king.

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  1. 1

    Liberal Scientist thinks that concentrated power and wealth should be met with suspicion, not adoration spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 7:30 am

    Were that only true.

    We suffer because Jesus is their king.

    Or, perhaps, we suffer because their Jesus-interpreters are their king(s).

    Or, better still, we suffer because wealth and power are their king and queen, but they wrap their greed and blood lust in Red White and Blue bunting with All-American JESUS! Jesus is LORD!!! lapel-pins.

  2. 2

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 8:34 am

    Wingnuts claim to love God and children.

    http://www.republicanoffenders.com/Pedophiles.html

    Wingnut love for children. Their relationship with God is equally perverted.

  3. 3

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 10:03 am

    “All-American JESUS! Jesus is LORD!!! lapel-pins”

    Made in China, no doubt.

  4. 4

    God spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 10:12 am

    Some call it free choice.

  5. 5

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 10:49 am

    They want to suffer, that’s fine. But, don’t try and make me suffer along with you.

  6. 6

    Pete spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 10:57 am

    We suffer because Jesus is your king.

    Fixed.

  7. 7

    dan robinson spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 11:05 am

    I liked King Cain, wanted King Kong, got King Jesus. Meh.

  8. 8

    dorky dorkman spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 11:06 am

    If God puts the powerful on their place, he must also be the one who removes them.

    I side with Lord Jesus the Remover of the powerful.

  9. 9

    SJ spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 11:09 am

    Mean time Jesus and God remain at an all time high in popularity DESPITE global warming, the horrid Republican slate, HIV, al Qaeda, …..

    Take a look at the poll

  10. 10

    Liberal Scientist is posting from Stevens Pass, where is son is enjoying himself and he's in the lodge working spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 11:39 am

    @9

    That raises a good question, SJ.

    How could have an Intelligent Designer have come up with the Republican Presidential line up?

    Alas, the ID proponents only invoke intelligence when discussing things they do not understand.

  11. 11

    God spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 11:45 am

    LS

    You are arrogant, if you assume that my intelligent design suits your purposes.

    I am what I am .. that is all.

  12. 12

    Liberal Scientist is posting from Stevens Pass, where his son is enjoying himself and he's in the lodge working spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 11:49 am

    @11
    WTF are you babbling about?

    I was addressing SJ, not you. Moreover, I do not assume intelligent design.

    Have you been hitting the altar wine again?

  13. 13

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 3:38 pm

    I thought Elvis (the young skinny one) was The King?

  14. 14

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 3:46 pm

    The first tour Elvis ever went on he was a complete unknown opening for Johnny Cash and Carl Perkins. If I was granted the ability to go back in time for a week, I’d probably go to a couple of those shows. 1954, I think.

  15. 15

    SJ spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 7:55 pm

    LS

    With all DUE respect, why would you expect me to known “How could have an Intelligent Designer have come up with the Republican Presidential line up?”

    Why in hell would you expect SJ to be able to answer that?

    I am not omniscient! Worse, I am sure that if there is a Supreme Creator, either it does not give a flying infertile sperm about our problems or the Creator is malevolent.

    Seems to me that you are pretty friggin fortunate that the Deity answered you. Show some gratitude, it is only human to be polite. That said, her, his or its answer does fit my prejudices.

  16. 16

    proud leftist spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 9:16 pm

    LS @ 10
    God plainly has a sense of humor. How else to explain the GOP presidential candidates?

  17. 17

    Rujax! spews:

    Sunday, 12/4/11 at 9:54 pm

    oh puh-leeeezzz….

  18. 18

    FricknFrack spews:

    Monday, 12/5/11 at 1:50 am

    Goldy, I GET that you gave up your website. But why do you need to pop in to plop these piles of ‘dog doo’?

    You need to incite the trolls more? Give it a rest and go campaign for Darci Burner. Put your energy into a positive thing.

  19. 19

    dorky dorkman spews:

    Monday, 12/5/11 at 3:24 pm

    re 18: The Bible is ‘dog doo’?

  20. 20

    God spews:

    Tuesday, 12/6/11 at 3:21 pm

    @16. proud leftist spews:

    God plainly has a sense of humor. How else to explain the GOP presidential candidates?

    Sorry, though omnipotent, I do not have a sense of humor. Look at my works if you need evidence that whatever intelligence there is design, there is no humor.

    I leave that to you, lesser beings. Do have fun!

    I am what am.

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