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Exodus 20:7
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Fucking discuss, goddamnit.

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  1. 1

    Ahem …

    Look, it is simple. Once I was asked My name by Moses, ,, exasperated I told him I didn’t have one … all I said was “I am the I am.” (*in Hebrew of course!)

    So, the Christians, They wanted to call em something. Pagans do have that need.

    Jesus was, of course, not a Christian and .. in the priests of his day would have killed the guy for using Mt name (if he knew it). The punishment, by the by, would have been stoning .. much less picturesque than cross hanging. Imagine churches with piles of throwing rocks where the altars now are!

    So, I guess I am fortunate I answered in Hebrew. If I had responded “I am that I am,” in English, I suspect the Christians would now call me the Great Yam and have trouble telling me from the Great Pumpkin.

    I Yam that I Yam.

  2. 2

    @1 … so… “God damn it” and “Jesus Fucking Christ” are okay, despite the commandment, because neither of those are your name?

  3. 3

    @1,

    “(*in Hebrew of course!)”

    That’s right – English, French, German, Spanish, and Italian didn’t exist 2,000 years ago. If Jesus (or Moses, for that matter) were here right now, he wouldn’t understand a goddam thing!

    “would have killed the guy for using Mt name”

    Yeah, just like the Muslims want to kill anybody who doodles a picture of Muhammed! What cry-babies! Just get over it, Muslims – you’re religion ain’t any better than anybody else’s religion. Killing others who don;t share your Islamic beliefs ain’t gonna get you to heaven, so get over this shit about drawing a likeness of Muhammed!

    “The punishment, by the by, would have been stoning .. much less picturesque than cross hanging.”

    Correct-a-mundo! The Romans, not the Jews, killed Jesus using a Roman method of execution. Jews used stoning for public executions back then. (That’s not to say that a lot of the Jewish establishment types at the execution of Jesus weren’t in the cheerleading squad for Rome. Those Jews had a lot of good reasons for getting rid of what they percieved to be a “troublemaker”!).

    “I Yam that I Yam.”

    Wasn’t Popeye the guy who originally said that?

  6. 6

    I’m starting to wonder if the belief in some sort of beneficent sky father is really all that weirder than the belief in some sort of beneficent politician. I mean, they’re both selling salvation, of a sort. The people currently selling salvation from our current political and economic woes are the same folks that got us into the mess in the first place, which kinda reminds me of original sin. Adam, with his blaming his sin on Eve, would fit right in in Olympia or D.C.

  7. 7

    Jesus was, of course, not a Christian and .. in the priests of his day would have killed the guy for using Mt name (if he knew it).

    Trying to hide out from having to make child support payments? God’s a fucking dead beat dad!

  8. 8

    @2 Goldy

    ehh yup!

    Cursing Me is pretty had to do … one popular way now is to deny Reality. I find Bachmann and Perry pretty much in violations of two of My rules .. not having any God before me … e.g. Jesus … and denying the reality of what I teach every day, e.g. Evolution.

    Lucky for her that I am not vengeful until someone screws themselves by denying reality.

    But then, these folks seems to think I am that I Yam.

  9. 9

    Wow the “person” playing god has really lost it today. Denying Jesus as the Son of God! Evolution!

    Well God did create something from nothing!

  10. 10

    @9
    Jesus was only one person in a really fucking long line of people to claim he was the “son of God.” Personally, I think Jesus made the claim in order to fuck with Caesar.

  12. 12

    Puddy,

    And why do you take My name in vain?

    As for Jesus, have you talked with him? Did he talk back to you?

  13. 13

    @God
    Just out of curiosity, did you make Mary scream when she came? Or did you duck out of that job like you ducked out of your child rearing responsibilities?

  14. 14

    Imagine imagine you are at your own conception.

    If this is a mystery to you, imagine … or try to … how the planet Jupiter would make love to your moon.

    Is that what happened?

    I am that I am.

  15. 15

    Sunday Bible Lesson with Mrs. Rabbit:

    The third commandment (according to some theologians means)”that you do damage to His reputation and character through false and unsure claims”

    Focus on the positive “Revere God, Kove God, delight in God, know God, with all that He is
    Then out of the abundance of the heart the mouth will speak.”

    Amen and Happy Sunday

  16. 16

    Sunday Bible Lesson with Mrs. Rabbit:

    The third commandment (according to some theologians means)”that you do damage to His reputation and character through false and unsure claims”

    Focus on the positive “Revere God, Love God, delight in God, know God, with all that He is
    Then out of the abundance of the heart the mouth will speak.”

    Amen and Happy Sunday

  17. 17

    >rs R

    Is right …

    I am that I am. If one reveres what I am, then one reveres what is real. If one casts doubt on what science shows to be My truth, then you do damage to what I am.

    If you accept and promote unreal stories .. divine births, cures by prayer, unlimited resources of this planet, giving Me names when I have none, … then you profane my name and should beware of the consequences.

    If you do all these sins and care not only for your self but for the harm your false beliefs do to others, you deserve no rewards from My world. I recommend to you that you pray to Satan, a being of your own creation.

    To go one step further, the lady is right again. What I am is pretty wonderful. I am infinite but the ability of your minds to contemplate Me, is the greatest miracle of all.

    I am not a Yam, I am but what I am.

  18. 18

    Point of order, please. Goldy writes “goddamnit.” Now, while the oath, “damn,” indisputably has an n at the end, I’ve always spelled “goddammit” with 2 ms. Anyone with thoughts as to the proper spelling of this most important of oaths?

  19. 19

    long line of people to claim he was the “son of God.”

    But Jesus is the only one to resurrect people from the dead, make wine out of water, feed multitudes with little initial victuals, heal 10 lepers, make the blind to see, the lame to walk, the mute to talk, and finally be raised from the Dead.

    God the Father told the people on Earth, “This is my son in whom I am well pleased.”

  20. 20

    19. Puddybud, identifying the HA serial plagiarizing arschloch for what he is… spews:

    long line of people to claim he was the “son of God.”

    But Jesus is the only one to resurrect people from the dead, make wine out of water, feed multitudes with little initial victuals, heal 10 lepers, make the blind to see, the lame to walk, the mute to talk, and finally be raised from the Dead.

    God the Father told the people on Earth, “This is my son in whom I am well pleased.”

    09/05/2011 at 8:00 am

    That is so much fucking hog wash…

    …like a stupid little fool, you SAY you actually believe that shit.

  21. 21

    Sorry Puddy,

    YOU were not there.

    Why do YOU take MY name in vain by claiming to have been here or to have had Me as your source?

    Many have made such claims, would you believe them all or take My word, the word of reality as seen through your own eyes or those of scientists?

    I am that I am.

  22. 22

    YOU were not there.

    Neither were you poser! The Bible tells me what happened and that’s good enough for me, not from some leftist writing on a leftist blog!

  23. 23

    John 1

    The Word Became Flesh

    1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

    John 1:14
    New International Version (NIV)

    14 The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.

    Athanasius Creed-

    That we worship one God in trinity and the trinity in unity,
    neither blending their persons
    nor dividing their essence.
    For the person of the Father is a distinct person,
    the person of the Son is another,
    and that of the Holy Spirit still another.
    But the divinity of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit is one,
    their glory equal, their majesty coeternal.

    What quality the Father has, the Son has, and the Holy Spirit has.
    The Father is uncreated,
    the Son is uncreated,
    the Holy Spirit is uncreated.

    The Father is immeasurable,
    the Son is immeasurable,
    the Holy Spirit is immeasurable.

    The Father is eternal,
    the Son is eternal,
    the Holy Spirit is eternal.

    And yet there are not three eternal beings;
    there is but one eternal being.
    So too there are not three uncreated or immeasurable beings;
    there is but one uncreated and immeasurable being.

    Similarly, the Father is almighty,
    the Son is almighty,
    the Holy Spirit is almighty.
    Yet there are not three almighty beings;
    there is but one almighty being.

    Thus the Father is God,
    the Son is God,
    the Holy Spirit is God.
    Yet there are not three gods;
    there is but one God.

    Thus the Father is Lord,
    the Son is Lord,
    the Holy Spirit is Lord.
    Yet there are not three lords;
    there is but one Lord.

    Just as Christian truth compels us
    to confess each person individually
    as both God and Lord,
    so catholic religion forbids us
    to say that there are three gods or lords.

    The Father was neither made nor created nor begotten from anyone.
    The Son was neither made nor created;
    he was begotten from the Father alone.
    The Holy Spirit was neither made nor created nor begotten;
    he proceeds from the Father and the Son.

    Accordingly there is one Father, not three fathers;
    there is one Son, not three sons;
    there is one Holy Spirit, not three holy spirits.

    Nothing in this trinity is before or after,
    nothing is greater or smaller;
    in their entirety the three persons
    are coeternal and coequal with each other.

    So in everything, as was said earlier,
    we must worship their trinity in their unity
    and their unity in their trinity.

    Anyone then who desires to be saved
    should think thus about the trinity.

    But it is necessary for eternal salvation
    that one also believe in the incarnation
    of our Lord Jesus Christ faithfully.

    Now this is the true faith:

    That we believe and confess
    that our Lord Jesus Christ, God’s Son,
    is both God and human, equally.

    He is God from the essence of the Father,
    begotten before time;
    and he is human from the essence of his mother,
    born in time;
    completely God, completely human,
    with a rational soul and human flesh;
    equal to the Father as regards divinity,
    less than the Father as regards humanity.

    Although he is God and human,
    yet Christ is not two, but one.
    He is one, however,
    not by his divinity being turned into flesh,
    but by God’s taking humanity to himself.
    He is one,
    certainly not by the blending of his essence,
    but by the unity of his person.
    For just as one human is both rational soul and flesh,
    so too the one Christ is both God and human.

    He suffered for our salvation;
    he descended to hell;
    he arose from the dead;
    he ascended to heaven;
    he is seated at the Father’s right hand;
    from there he will come to judge the living and the dead.
    At his coming all people will arise bodily
    and give an accounting of their own deeds.
    Those who have done good will enter eternal life,
    and those who have done evil will enter eternal fire

    There it is folks.

  24. 24

    Puddy ..

    OK, you were not there but you “read about it” in this book.

    I can recommend several other books for you to read. Are you a Morman? A Zoroastrrian? A Jain?

    Therfe a lot of books that claim to be My word. Two of these , the Torah and the Quran even claim to have based what is written directly on what I said.

    Did Jesus endorse your bible? Unless you have talked with him or have a signed copy, it seems to me you are accepting a lot just because it is in a book.

    There is a reality and anyone can read it … there is science, archaeology, .. all these come from Me, of simply what I am.

    I even know people who believe Sherlock Homes was a real person, are you one of those?

    When you seek elsewhere, why neglect what you can see yourself?

    I am that I am.

  26. 26

    Puddy only reads the parts his pastor tells him to. That way he doesn’t have to think for himself. It’s so much easier that way.

    Like he says; “that’s good enough for me.”

  27. 27

    askjudas @23:

    “There it is folks.”

    What is “there” judas? Another mindless creed for Pud and pals, so they can just memorize it and stop having to think?

    Why the need for a creed anyway? If the Bible is the revealed word of God, why do we need a creed to summarize it?

  28. 28

    Puddy only reads the parts his pastor tells him to.

    Whatadope. Already read the WHOLE BIBLE again before July 1 and I am reading it again now. It’s you atheists who can’t think. The HA libtardo posts above prove it!

    Stupid is as stupid does and Unkl Witless is most stupid!

  29. 29

    I can recommend several other books for you to read. Are you a Morman? A Zoroastrrian? A Jain?

    The Bible suffices poseur!

  30. 30

    The puddypussy is Seventh Day Adventist.

    A cult even more ridiculous than most.

    puddypussy is not supposed to whack-off (the krazy kult kleagle Ellen White called it moral pollution). She clains it leads to mental deterioration and I must say, especialy in the case of puddypussy…the evidence IS strong.

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