Deuteronomy 12:15-16
However, you may slaughter and eat meat within any of your towns, as much as you desire, according to the blessing of the LORD your God that he has given you. The unclean and the clean may eat of it, as of the gazelle and as of the deer. Only you shall not eat the blood; you shall pour it out on the earth like water.
Discuss.
Evergreen Libertarian spews:
Does the EPA know you are going to be dumping animal waste on the ground? Hopefully they will get around to investigating this and issuing a fine, or better yet a prison sentence.
SJ spews:
Puddy ..
Lets join forces and boycott the meat packers who violate this rule of God!
right wing malarkey spews:
yes, environmental regulations are stupid, we ought to have a free market in environmental waste, like somalia, or china. or bolivia under their various right wing governments. That’s the path to freedom.
Lookit the dumbass germans, they just banned nuclear power. how stupid can you get. no wonder those nations that have a strong green party like germany and sweden are such hellholes of economic waste and joblessness and a declining middle class ….no the way forward is clearly low gummint nirvanas like somalia or your average third world nation under a right wing free market dictator. chile under pinochet, that’s the ideal!
God spews:
It is YOUR world to do with as you want. I am immortal, eternal and exist.
If you are no more, if the Earth is no more,
I am that I am.
YLB identifying the asshat troll as a "sovereign citizen" spews:
Yes, you have to bleed a slaughtered animal otherwise the blood coagulates and the meat is not very palatable.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@3 “low gummint nirvanas like somalia or your average third world nation under a right wing free market dictator”
I’m surprised you didn’t mention the United States in this category.
Roger Rabbit spews:
At least in Somalia they have U.N. food relief. If Republicans get their way Ethiopians will be better-fed than millions of Americans.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Cut billions from food stamps but not a penny less for defense!!!
Roger Rabbit spews:
I just wonder what’s going to be left to defend.
Deathfrogg spews:
@ 9 Bank accounts and stock portfolios.
Zotz sez: Teahadists are Koch suckers! spews:
Will somebody please think of the Vampires!?
Politically Incorrect spews:
SJ @ 2 indirectly pointed-out a major thread among the Abrahamic religions: they all think that God is talking directly to them on some sort of discrete level. That is, every religious Abrahamic zealot believes he or she has the direct word of God and that those words are sacrosanct and should be followed to the letter. Punishment for non-compliance??
The “Wrath of God”, of course! Just look at how things like the Plague were blamed on the Wrath of God shit. Comical!
Deathfrogg spews:
@ 12
Actually, the French and the British mostly blamed the Jews, and took rather extreme countermeasures. Thats one of the reasons there were so many Jews in Poland in WW2. That’s where they ended up after being hounded out of their homes in France, England and Germany during the 15th and 16th century plagues and inquisitions.
Puddybud, identifying northwest liberals who elected an underexperienced man to the presidency weighed down by an oversized ego spews:
The blood is the lifeforce of the body.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@14 “who elected an underexperienced man to the presidency weighed down by an oversized ego”
My understanding is McCain lost.
Derek Young spews:
I agree with this rule. Blood is icky. Don’t eat it.
Tlazolteotl spews:
I think what God was trying to say with this is that it’s finally grilling weather!
Deathfrogg spews:
@ 17
Amen to that.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Think Obama’s approval rating is bad? According to a Newsweek poll, God’s approval rating has dropped to 33%.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/dailyc.....everything
Roger Rabbit Commentary: I suspect what’s going on here is a lot of people are praying for money — especially those attending “prosperity churches” — and not getting what they hoped for.
Deathfrogg spews:
@ 19
Pray in one hand, and shit in the other, and you’ll see which one is fulfilled.
Michael spews:
What, no blood pudding? Bloodwurst? Veriohukainen? Coq au vin sometimes uses (used really) chickens blood as a thickener for the sauce.
proud leftist spews:
Our biblical literalists really bailed out tonight. I just don’t get it. Could not one of them explain why they like their steak rare and reconcile their meat preference with this verse from Deuteronomy? C’mon, Pud.
John Coaltrain spews:
Following God’s slaughtering rules has resulted in some very tasy hotdogs and lunch meats.
Politically Incorrect spews:
@23,
Yep, Hebrew National hot-dogs are the best!