Exodus 31:15
Whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.
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Surely posting to a blog would be considered work. So if muddly-puddly shows up, he’s asking to be put to death, eh?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………
but how do you define work?
Remember, on the seventh day I rested! I .. as in the creator. So, this really means do not pretned to be me on Shabbat .. do not create!
I am that I am.
Exodus 31:15 According to Obama
Whosoever has any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely have to do it to pay for 100% gas increase and massive food hikes.
How’s the sun in RIO..is the Navy following you on this boondoggle vacation?
And in Cynicals honor
The number of voters nationwide who give President Obama good or excellent marks for his handling of economic issues has fallen to a new low.
A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of Likely Voters show that just 31% rate Obama’s handling of economic issues as good or excellent. Forty-five percent (45%) say the president is doing a poor job handling these issues.
#3 LD
Would that be the same Rasmussen that had Rossi winning the Senate seat currently occupied by Murray?
Is that work in the thermodynamic sense?
@God,
but I don’t believe in you, so no need to worry about your proscriptions. I’m just taking a lunch break from creating trim for a recently installed window. And when I’m done with that I might go create some photos (though that’s more fun than work, so is it ok by you? Just curious).
Silly Goldy. Don’t you know that only the Old Testament verses that condemn gays count? The others are irrelevant.
I don’t roll on Shabbos!
Is it work in the “enjoyment” sense? Taking pictures can be fun, as can designing trim for windows. Working on your hobby can be physically demanding but so enjoyable you really don’t notice.
Which then begs the question, if God designed the universe, did he have any fun doing it? Did he find it enjoyable? Or was it boring, dull, soul-stealing monotonous drudgery?
@9
The latter .. you GOT it!
I am that I am.
@10
And what the hell have you been doing since?
Poor rob what a foolish one.
Mark 3:4 “And He saith unto them, Is it lawful to do good on the sabbath days, or to do evil? to save life, or to kill? But they held their peace.”
Showing the evil of leftist pinheads on the Sabbath day is doing good rob. Butt being the atheist you are, you don’t know good from evil, you being of Satan!
And what the hell have you been doing since?
The 7th day, and days 1-6 passeth all human understanding, and may be exceedingly long. How would we know?…unless you are a sociopath like puttyphutphut, in which case god is entirely understandable because, in his universe, he has the real juice to god, and god’s bidding precisely matches his.
What a fucking miracle.
Verily Puddy, I mock you. God sayeth: “Mock the Philistines, for they are evil.” And the Angel of the LORD sayeth to me, “Those who serve the Rich are as the Rich, for their self indulgence mocks the LORD, as the lost golden tablets given to Joseph Smith in MY NAME sayeth: “Verily, those who worship the rich shall die at my feet….for they are not worthy.”
@ John, Chapter 2: Jesus turned water into wine. Think about this.
The puttfucker decries “ad hominems” yet verily, the first words out of his spittle flecked mouth are ‘leftist pinheads’. Verily….he is an ASS.
Thus sayeth the LORD>
Phuttfucker sez: “you don’t know good from evil, you being of Satan!”
An assertion that marks the speaker as a willing agent of PURE UNMITIGATED EVIL. Thus sayeth the LORD.
Amen.
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666, Putty!
Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. Do not bet the pass line without taking odds. You are cursed in the eyes of the LORD.
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Aye!!!! Surely the mark of the Beast!
Hey. I heard St. John of the McCain was on the TV again this Sunday. He’s racking up more hours on Sunday than Billy Graham. Should he be put to death?
We await Puddy’s wisdom on this matter. For he knows the ways of the LORD, as verily he has reminded all here on many, many occasions.
you been smoking some of lee’s weed?
@21, The foolish one @20 forgets I don’t like McCain. I don’t know how many times I have said this on the HA blog butt you can see he is mentally deranged.
This fool@13-16, 18-20 has lost it. DeadToad would say, take your meds FARTASS! Seek help immediately!
Pud,
You voted for McCain. Saying you don’t “like” him is rather beside the point. You wanted him to be president of this nation.
proud leftist,
My wife and my son watched as I left the presidential selection blank. I can have my son who’s bypassing UW LAW to go to IVY League LAW contact SJ and coroborate that I didn’t vote for any of those “candidates”. I DID NOT WANT MCCAIN as the Republican candidate. I stated that more than once here.
Ask ylb to validate my commentary on this subject moron! I DARE YA!
Keep crying cuz your commentary is dying.
My wack-a-mole 7th Day relatives say the Sabbath is on Saturday, my Catholic ones say it’s on Sunday. Could we at least get the day straight so I know when not to work?
e 8: What’s mine is mine.
@25. Play it safe. Take them both off.
@27
I’ve been hoping the Methodists would declare Monday the sabbath.
Hey PL,
I bet Puddybud wrote in Glenn Beck or whatever promulgator of right wing delusions was in Puddybud’s favor on election day.
The most delusional always gets the nod of the silly one.
@26
not if you are in the GRATE SOZULIST CULLRECTIVE
@28: Most likely not. But there is some chance the now totally lunatic Episcopalians just might. I suggest taking a few Mondays off to practice.
It pays to be prepared. Also keep some matches handy. You never know when it might be time to burn something down.