Matthew 5:31-32
“It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’ But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.
Discuss.
Jesus didn’t believe in the liberal media either.
Does Gingrich know about this?
@1
LIAR!!
@1
Jesus
I love him more than you, and he loves me, and if you say otherwise your a filthy LIAR.
didn’t believe
You are so obtuse.
liberal media
HATE THEM! Liberal MSM spreads lies like AGW and evolution. I’ve studied this extensively and the Founding Fathers were Christians who hated the media. I dare you to prove anything I say is false.
either.
Also. You are a LIAR!
You’re really bad at this you know. Did you see my YouTube serenading the GOP debate?
You’re banned.
It is important to remember that Jesus had a low, low threshold for adultery.
As Jimmy Carter pointed out in his (in)famous Playboy interview, if you give a woman a stray thought or the inadvertant ogle you might as well fuck her because you have committed adultery just the same.
I always retort, albeit as an atheist, that I am just “admiring God’s handiwork”. My wife, knowing I’m an atheist, usually punches me. I then tell her I would never betray the sturdy, wholesome woman I married — which REALLY pisses her off!
My refusal to marry my divorced, though most dear Ms. Wingnut brings me nearer to God.
Didn’t Saint Ronnie commit this awful offense as well?
I’m liking Jimmy C. more and more all the time! I’m also single and joking… Adulterers are roosters that need turned into Capons.
A lot has changed since the bronze age and I see no reason to live as they did. Or at least, as a handful of people said they should live.
BTW, @4 really cracked me up.
to bad real Pudge couldn’t see that
@7
Yeah, but at least he wasn’t a papist like that Kennedy fella.
If we don’t find, and then stone to death, every adulterer in our midst, then we’re all going to hell.
God sez.
“A lot has changed since the bronze age and I see no reason to live as they did. Or at least, as a handful of people said they should live”
Or at least a few scribes and elders later on said they said.
If you disagree with Pudge you are a liar and your voice shall be silenced, especially if your lies make Pudge look like an ignorant fool.
and if you don’t, he’ll make it so you can’t comment anymore
while all his sycophants chide you for not replying
New litmus test for teabag candidates: no divorces in your past
@12
Good point!
Where’s Puddy to tell us we’re taking this quote out of context and it really doesn’t mean what it says?
You are all damned liars! The truths I speak are obvious and require no supporting evidence.
and anyone who doesn’t agree is delusional and a left wing hack
and a liar
and you are an elitist ass for making fun of the fact that I wear baseball caps and black t-shirts and am morbidly obese
besides, I must be pretty hot shit cuz Sharky gave me the keys to SP and I can post all my right wing bullshit without fear of reprisal
I just delete any comments I don’t like and then block them from further posts
Blasphemers!!
Today is SuperBowl Sunday!
Do you care so little about what I have given you that you would waste time on this? Are you of so little faith to dawdle on about someone called Mathew impersonating Me?
I made My laws once. Make no new ones. My true believers are gathered together in prayer for the victory they deserve. The laws they will follow in Dallas are My true word.
Oh, and I hope you also see My good works in Egypt!
Oh, for those, who care, there is yet another miracle soon to be. It will be revealed.
I am that I am.
Speaking of the Super Bowl – this year is XLV, which sounds like a car model.
In 5 years, are they really going to call it Super Bowl L?
Is someone gong to explain to the rubes what that means?
I don’t think they would understand even after you explained to them
I’m pretty sure Pudge wouldn’t. He just call you a liar.
Dear God,
I have the Packers minus 2.7, but would really like to see the line move so I can middle the game.
Can you do anything to help? Thanks.
As a proud blasphemer, I say: Fuck Football!
Tweezing ass hair is a way more productive use of time.
Unkl Shitz,
I am right here. And this verse holds true for all time. But since you reject God the Creator and Jesus His Aon, maybe you’d like to be stoned to death today by your buds who believe in sha’ria law!
You are another in the long line of Cass Sunstein’s manipulable Homer Simpson useful idiots who post on HA.
Sorry Pud but your projecting again. I’m not the adulterer
By the way Pud, you and Pudgy aught to team up. You’d be a very effective pair. You could handle all the theological issues while Pudgy took care of ideology and stapling tea bags to the brim of your baseball caps.
“maybe you’d like to be stoned to death today by your buds who believe in sha’ria law”
Puddy speaks obvious truths. The rest of you are damned liars who should be stoned to death at the gates of the city by good, Real American Christians.
Oh, look! Krusty the Klown is back @30!
“But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality.”
What all counts as “sexual immorality?” Would be being into handcuffs and fluffers qualify, or is it just cheating?
@29 P@2BanAss
When the promised event happens today, the victory XLV will seem minor.
Oh look Cass Sunstein’s most useful idiot appeared @35. Still playing the idiot too!
Does that make Jesus a cross-dresser?
God, you do good work!
Who the hell is Cass Sunstein and what is Puddybud talking about?
@41,
Must be you are one of his useful idiots if you have no idea who he is or what he’s said over the years!
42 – Someone he got jacked about watching the Beck show.
Wrong again silly boy@43.
So wrong so often. That databaze is as much a failure as you are ylb! I am hard at work when the “Beck Show” is on. Work, something lacking in your “department” at home all day.
I don’t watch the Beck show, too far left for me.
God, please help me out here. Does this:
Does sexual immorality just mean cheating? Would a woman wearing knee-high leather boots and fishnets in public qualify? What about riding crops in the bedroom?
We could use a little clarification on this one.
Gosh Pud:
Was that really true about you making 30,000 comments on HA?
I knew you liked the place but that is amazing, esp for a working stiff.
BTW, if you want to see the best of Beck, tune into Crooks & Liars, or Daily KOS. He is hilarious.
“makes her the victim of adultery”
Not to worry, all you have to do is move to an Islamic fundie community, where they stone the victim of adultery while the perp gets a walk in this world and a harem of virgins in the next one.
@46 Michael
Do as I would do.
But then, I am without gender. Still, if you do as you would have done, this is one more way to follow me.
What more do you need to know?
I am that I am.
Looking like God has started his Superbowl libations a little early, or does he always sound like a drunk?
Heh. Yeah. Spewing comments here. Beck fantasizes – you paste it here.
The “puppet master”, the piven paranoia, the connections between code pink and the muslim brotherhood – on and on.
The Beck worshipper in chief is right wing bullshit driven!
@48,49
Do the islamists have other options available if you’re not into virgins?
@God,
So then, as long as I choose to believe that you get your freak on it’s all good then?
Mike @52:
Fantasizing about having sex with a virgin is a pretty good indicator of just how dim and twisted the Islamic imagination is.
@52: I always snicker at the virgin part.
You really have to be totally out of it not to realize even God would run out of virgins eventually, unless they’re the more or less “spiritual” virgins. I had a few of those in my time. Way too much drama.
And what’s in it for the virgins? I mean really, that’s gotta bug the fuck outa muslim women that God’s basically pimping their unfucked sistahs. So what are they? Chopped pig liver?
http://www.nytimes.com/aponlin......html?_r=1
One dead and 11 wounded at a shooting in Ohio.
Creationism and Science, Unified at Last
Here’s another good example of why all fraternity boys should be required to carry sidearms.
There’s nothing wrong with a little adultery if undertaken in love. No harm, no foul.
Stoning for adultery in the Middle East, burning for insufficient dowry in India, opposition to birth control and abortion choice in the West…..anybody else see a pattern here?
Yes that’s you ylb. Sitting on your fat ASS all day cruising the leftwing whackjob sites copy and pasting useless regurgitations from moronic peeps.
You were daily posting from Daily Kooks there for a while until I started looking at those “posts”!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Run along now you need to watch more MSNBC
Spoken by the second level dick for brains leftist lawyer proud goatee….
Are you trolling for new divorce bidness goatee?
The real question we should all be trying to answer is whether or not infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in their adultery.
Puddy @ 62
You are so easily baited.
mylaptop:~$ b hacols -f c -c handle:matches~’*puddybud’ -C
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1 row in set
And that does NOT include MWS, Reckless and Kingubud fool.
I don’t come within even 10k of that number “you dope”.
You’re #2. You stink worse than a latrine with your unhinged obsession with this website.
Ooops. looks like you are convicted Puddy
@60
not sure how murdering unborn children is somehow equal to stoning of adults.
but I am sure the liberals will make some sort of weird connection and equate the two.
By My powers, I foretold the truth,
and so it was!
As was foretold in this very blog,
to all who read,
and all who troll.
Unto HAdom a baby was born tonight,
a girl, a new girl.
She is something to celebrate!
Join with the parents, two DL–ers, in celebrating this SuperBowl child!
To Chris, to Havi,
HAGod blesses you and your new daughter!
I am that I am!
I got an early insight into how the Republicans manipulate the faithful fundamentalists, beginning in the late 1970’s.
When Jimmy Carter ran for President in 1976, he became what was then known as America’s first “born again” President. The Republicans were expecting a shellacking due to Watergate, but they were shocked to discover that the “born again” Christians would end up providing such a substantial voting block, and that they would switch to the Democrates so easily.
So they fought hard to get them back into the Republican fold. They told tales of Democratic licentiousness, some real, most exaggerated but many having no basis in fact. Although abortion was a bi-partison issue in the early 1970’s (Republicans had unmarried daughters who became pregnant at the same rate as Democrates), they re-cast it as a Democratic moral fault (and pick up Catholic votes along the way).
But the wierdest things I ever saw had to do with the issue of drinking. My mother-in-law, an ardent fundamentalist, announced that she would no longer support Jimmy Carter, and would vote for “anyone else”. I asked her why, and she said it was because “he isn’t really a born-again Christian, he drink’s alchohol”. What’s more, she claimed that he had degraded the White House by contaminating it with alchohol brought onto the premises.
Now, I know this didn’t come as an independent revelation from her. In fact, it was part of the “whispering campaign” which has been part of the Republican toolchest for quite some time, allowing them to desiminate half-truths and outright lies without being forced to defend them in public. In this instance, there was a concerted effort to use church leadership (deacons, etc.) who were already Republicans to spread the word through the church – a vote for Jimmy Carter was a vote for the Devil.
Of course, the only evidence they had was that Jimmy Carter had served wine at state dinners, and made the appropriate toasts for honored guests. In private life he abstained from alchohol entirely, but he was wise enough to know that in many cultures in the world it’s rude to make a toast with a drink that’s not alchohol. So he made an exception. Those near him report that he would start the dinnner with a full glass, and finish the dinner with having taken a few sips of the wine, mostly as part of toasts. He would drink the water otherwise, and waiters were instructed not to re-fill his glass.
But the lie took hold, and many fundamentalists voted against Jimmy Carter in 1980 on that basis alone. He had lied to them about being born-again, they reasoned, and so having lost trust in him, they were going to replace him.
And so the irony was that a man who was still married to his first and only wife, who taught Sunday School and attended church regularly even while in office, and who’s personal faith was stronger than any other President in the 20th Century, was replaced by a divorced and re-married actor who drank regularly and rarely attended church services, except in an official capacity, and never claimed to be “born again” or have any personal relationship with God. And yet throughout Reagan’s presidency, and even to this day, the Republicans insist that he was the most religious of the Presidents in the 20th century.
Of course, George W. Bush became the second President to claim to be “born again”. But Republicans still don’t talk about him too much. They’ve spent the last two years trying to rehabilitate his repubation by re-writing history, but the facts are too recent for the American public to accept that – yet. In the meantime, the Republicans and their Tea-Party sect are trying to distance themselves from him, claiming that he wasn’t a “real Republican”.