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by Goldy — Sunday, 12/7/14, 6:00 am

Deuteronomy 22:23-24
If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

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  1. 1

    Teabagger spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 7:33 am

    Nice try. Didn’t you know that heterosexuals are exempt from the teachings of the Bible and God’s word. Otherwise we wouldn’t have much of a Bible Belt in the South. And all them preachers wouldn’t have something to repent about. Does this mean that God hates Heterosexuals?

    Plus I don’t know if you know it but they’ll hang you in Iran for doing the same. Count your blessings that you’ll only be stoned to death, if anyone really ever believed in this shit.

  2. 2

    seattlestew spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 8:04 am

    They forgot to enquire if the woman was dressed provocatively, in which case, she was asking for it.

  3. 3

    Puddybud, The One and Only spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 9:06 am

    @1,

    Need Puddy add anything to that bile? What a joke.

    Glad you are a leftist DUMMOCRETIN!

  4. 4

    Teabagger spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 9:45 am

    @2 ohh no, the women are whores, no one said anything about rape, just a bunch of slutty women.

  5. 5

    Teabagger spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 9:46 am

    @3 it’s your bile, own it.

  6. 6

    God spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 10:45 am

    This law of the Torah should be measured against the events at the University of VA. Apparently a woman there was raped but blamed it on the wrong folks. Biology (MY responsibility) does not always agree with taboos and laws YOU make.

    Seems clear that I (aka evolution) designed male primates to fuck female primates and female primates to entice males http://handbill.us/?p=1742. Male monkeys regulated all this by creating harems and fighting of the other males.

    Then came the rules YOU made.

    Even the earliest of YOUR civilizations created rules to regulate sexual behavior. The rules for men seem to be “do not fuck a woman unless she agrees or is a slave.” This was stated rather well by Mitt Romney http://handbill.us/?p=18493.

    One exception seems to be the advanced thinking in African countries. In Zimbabwe where women can be punished for raping men http://handbill.us/?p=11832 and in Swaziland women can be punished for wearing rape-provoking’ miniskirts and crop tops .

    Oddly women in Jewish and Christian cultures do not have similar rules. Presumably because their function in the primate mating dance is to entice and (civilized) men can decide not to be enticed, the rules for human female primates seem to be focused on “do not entice” or “resist.” Paul Ryan even believes women who are raped should be forced to give birth http://handbill.us/?p=17055. Alabama went one step further and has criminalized miscarriages http://handbill.us/?p=8436.

    Maybe the Muslims have the right idea? So, while I will not take the blame for stoning anyone for fucking or being fucked, it sees to me that YOU need better rules.

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 12:02 pm

    @3 No, what’s really bilous is hypocritical religious fanatics condemning others for what they do themselves.

  8. 8

    originalcinner spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 12:37 pm

    And stoning people to death isn’t evil at all. It’s positively wholesome family fun.

  9. 9

    Mark Adams spews:

    Sunday, 12/7/14 at 2:20 pm

    It wouldn’t matter if the Virgin was stark naked (other than some other Jewish law being broken) they both would have been stoned to death. Though you aren’t supposed to plow your filed with an ass and ox (probably good advice, but do you really need a law) or wearing linen and wool. Bit unclear if these are stoning offenses though. Probably. So are these laws inspired by God? These laws look man inspired.

    Though stoning does mean everyone in the village gets everyone involved in the homicide of another human being. No wonder certain grand juries have a problem with showing cause against some members of our society. So are we all responsible for the actions of those individuals now as if we all had picked up stones and stoned a man for selling cigarettes, a child waving around a toy pistol, or a man walking down the middle of the street. Or is it these prosecutors just are poor prosecutors still they will likely be reelected. So does the “We” as in “We the people” apply? How?

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