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HA Bible Study: 2 Samuel 17:29

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/27/17, 6:00 am

2 Samuel 17:29
Cheese.

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  1. 1

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 8/27/17 at 9:02 am

    Epoisses.
    Langres.
    Up in Smoke.
    Cougar Gold.

  2. 2

    @godwinha spews:

    Sunday, 8/27/17 at 10:24 am

    This one’s for you, gman:

    Smegma.

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/27/17 at 10:33 am

    @2 Tacky, as always. Once again Dumbfuck proves having a “Dr.” in front of his name doesn’t mean he has any class, just as Trump proves every day that having gold-plated faucets in his apartment doesn’t mean he can run a country.

  4. 4

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 8/27/17 at 11:17 am

    2,
    Having spent his twenties and early thirties enduring 90 hour weeks at janitor’s wages savoring the unique texture and heady aromas of every conceivable manner of human secretion, expulsion, suppuration, exudation, discharge, ejaculation, and unspeakable ooze, Врач немой ебать is hands-down our resident expert adviser in smegma.

  5. 5

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Sunday, 8/27/17 at 11:32 am

    Andante Minuet
    Tomme Crayeuse
    Vella Dry Jack
    Cellars at Jasper Hill Constant Bliss
    Face Rock Clothbound Cheddar

  6. 6

    The Wisdom of PissCan spews:

    Sunday, 8/27/17 at 4:22 pm

    @2 that’s cool cause I don’t eat much pizza.

    Plenty of $1.00 a slice in NYC too.

  7. 7

    The Wisdom of PissCan spews:

    Sunday, 8/27/17 at 4:30 pm

    Too many fucking hillbillies in TexASS. I see god is not too happy with them. What a bunch of fuckup evil Nazis.

  8. 8

    Mark AdamsYour into stocks so spews:

    Sunday, 8/27/17 at 8:37 pm

    Once again not all the verse. So King David and the current ruler of North Korea have something in common. Cheese.
    Though some folks in Texas would like some honey, butter, sheep and chees for they are hungry, weary, thirsty and in a watery wilderness.
    So you all actually going to keep your word and keep government officials from providing aid to Texans? Like they are not American citizens. Remember there are undocumented workers who are affected by the hurricane and flood. Do they get help, but not the other residents of Texas?

  9. 9

    SeattleMike spews:

    Monday, 8/28/17 at 1:01 am

    They were obviously prophesying the upcoming Kraft Middle-East Division that is planned – they will be selling “Cheeses of Nazareth”

  10. 10

    Red Menace spews:

    Thursday, 8/31/17 at 2:36 pm

    What? One bottle of wine split between gawd only knows how many Hebrews. And, even, given the fact that women weren’t included in any of these festivities, still everybody would be lucky to get a sip. What a cheap host. I think that god is a dick, but they all are.

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