2 Samuel 17:29
Cheese.
Discuss.
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Brahmanism: This is the sum of duty: Do naught unto others which would cause you pain if done to you. (Mahabharata 5:1517)
Buddhism: Hurt not others in ways in ways that you yourself would find hurtful. (Udana- Varga 5:18)
Confucianism: Surely it is the maxim of loving kindness: Do not unto others what you would not have them do unto you. (Analects 15:23)
Taoism: Regard your neighbor’s loss as your own loss. (T’ai Shang Kan Ying P’ien)
Zoroastrianism: That nature alone is good which refrains from doing unto another whatsoever is not good for itself. (Dadistan_I_dinik 94:45)
Judaism: What is hateful to you, do not to your fellowman. That is the entire law; all the rest is commentary. (Talmud, Shabbat 31a)
Islam: No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. (Sunnah)
Christianity: All things whatsoever ye would that man should do to you, do ye even so to them; for this is the law and the prophets. (Matthew 7:12)
Trumpism: Build a wall, bomb the shit out of them and keep them out. And go to my casino so I can steal your money. Your wages are too high anyway.
Did you say cheeseburger? Did they have Responsible Gun Owners (TM) fighting over cheeseburgers in biblical times, too?
“A Florida man is accused of killing his brother over an argument that involved a cheeseburger, authorities say. Benjamin A. Middendorf, 25, shot his older brother during the dispute Thursday night, police said in a statement. The fight started after the victim Nicholas Middendorf, their mother and a third man returned from a night of drinking, according to a police report.”
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/08/.....index.html
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Sounds like an Abel and Cain deal to me.
Speaking of Abel and Cain, the little (and rapidly shrinking) tribe of cannibals known as “Republicans” have already begun to eat each other:
“Sarah Palin will work to defeat House Speaker Paul Ryan by backing his primary opponent in Wisconsin, the former Alaska governor told CNN’s Jake Tapper. … ‘I think Paul Ryan is soon to be “Cantored,” as in Eric Cantor,’ Palin said, referring to the former Republican House majority leader who was ousted in a shocking upset in 2014 when challenger Dave Brat ran to his right in a Virginia primary.”
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/08/.....index.html
Roger Rabbit Commentary: It isn’t often I cheer for Palin, but hey, you go girl! Trouble is, I doubt more than about 3 or 4 people still pay any attention to her. Ryan’s probably not shaking in his boots.
Drumpf said this morning he doesn’t need a unified GOP because Bernie’s supporters will vote for him.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics.....d=38955749
Roger Rabbit Commentary: 50-state sweep, here we come!
Rivers Edge Up in Smoke.
Magnificent.
@4,
Sure. And Mexico will pay for his wall too. Right after he’s displaced 4.5 million refugees onto their sovereign territory. They’ll be happy to.
Yup.
Seriously though, regarding the blessed miracle of cheese (and more):
Big John’s PFI
I don’t wanna be spammy here. But you folks are really lucky to have them. It may not be as pretty as DeLaurenti in the Market, but on the flip it isn’t in the fucking Market. No hoards of gaping tourists to fight through and no airborne fish carcasses to dodge. Better prices too. Walk-able to transit. Free parking, though limited. Swing by after an afternoon game. Bring a big bag.
Moo.
Bet ‘bagger saw this and immediately thought ‘smegma’.
His people were “dispiritized”. Give them cheese and honey. – Donald J. Trump
KJV: “And honey, and butter, and sheep, and cheese of kine, for David, and for the people that were with him, to eat: for they said, The people is hungry, and weary, and thirsty, in the wilderness.”
The people is hungry?
Is our children learning? Make the (cheese) pie higher!
@ 11
People has both a singular and a plural use.
I don’t know if our children are learning today – it’s Sunday, after all.
Perhaps you learned something new.
@12 “Perhaps you learned something new.”
I’m pretty sure you didn’t.
@12: Nope, the biblical usage is archaic. No one talks like that these days.
@ 14
I sayeth unto you: Be fruitful and multiply.
@9 actually I saw it and couldn’t make heads or tails of it, nor did I care to figure it out. But I was like what does “cheese” mean and I thought of smiling for a camera….. But leave it to the moron who is never right about anything if anything to say what he said.
I bet all the trees you planted probably died a year after planting them.
I have to admit I didn’t learn anything new today – Boob is still the fucking moron that he is.
Soon the train will be pulling into Bridgeport. Expecting a bunch of degenerates to get on board.
Multiply to a miserable extinction you fucking moron.
Nice quite ride, as soon as we get to Bridgeport it will be loud and crying fucking I behaved babies on the train.
The only cheese around is what is coming from Boob’s wife’s cunt. That’s why he has to fantasize about Rubio’s wife.
The only cheese around is what is coming from Boob’s wife’s cunt. That’s why he has to fantasize about Rubio’s wife.
Puffy must be stuck in Little Suzzies toilet
Puffy must be stuck in Little Suzzies toilet
Only fitting that that posted twice!
The actual verse is much longer than a single word. Seems Trump is taking advice from King David.
Anyways some folks in Alberta would appreciate some cheese lots of cheese for some time. And we as a generous people with lots of cheese in our government owned warehouses should send them plenty. Yes this helps the dairy farmers of Whatcom County but you all like low milk prices so a lot of cheese is made. Supposed to go to feed the indigent, but it’s hard to qualify as we have made it harder to qualify for food stamps, but we still have warehouses full of cheese.
Send some or a lot of the cheese to Alberta. Have the Cheetos leopard deliver it.
We can talk climate change next week as there is a reason the province is on fire only a few years after the largest fire in memory…ohhh now another fire in living memory of 5 year olds.
@24 So how about gender neutral bathrooms. That way dad and mom can go in with little Suzzie and be the real grizzly parents that we all can be if there is a real threat to our child. Spiders don’t count, but you are more likely to encounter a brown recluse, black widow, yellow sac, tarantula than a child molester. Chances are they are there and you won’t know and you may bring one home with you after a visit to a public restroom. Still the odds are pretty darn low.
Got a new one just tried today: La Tur.
It’s a bloomy rinded, three milk, soft ripened beauty from the Alta Lange in Italy. Currently available at PFI.
Damn. Just damn.
Monday Morning News Dump
(1) Ferguson’s first black police chief will be sworn in today.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/09/.....index.html
(2) In West Virginia yesterday, an Army veteran running for state senator as a Democrat was viciously beaten by a brass knuckle wielding assailant at a political cookout, but it’s too soon to say whether the attack was politically motivated, as the suspect and victim have known each other since childhood.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ri.....es-attack/
(3) In California, Bayan Zehlif, 17, appeared in her high school’s yearbook with her name changed to “Isis.”
http://www.latimes.com/local/l.....story.html
The Philippines has a Trump problem, too, and their redneck voters are as gullible as ours.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/09/.....index.html
@29 Who wants to go through life with Bayan. Why not go with the name of a goddess. Or the fake intelligence agency in Archer.
@30 The Philippines is not the United States although a former US and Spanish colony. There are comparisons between Trump and any outspoken politician. Some have compared the former Mayor of London to Trump. We humans seek patterns and will find them when none exist.
The bigger question is why are these politicians making outrageous statements. Are they effective in garnering support and what the politician actually does. I don’t think Donald has said anything about filling the Potomac with the bodies of criminals and drug dealers. So is this guy out Trumping the Trump? Doesn’t look like they are using the same writer.
A nation with a past of invasion by the Japanese, a communist uprising, Marcos, a rising China may seek different leaders than we would in the United States.
Still Dirty Harry aka Clint Eastwood is still popular in the Phillippines. I doubt he will be performing at the Republican convention.
@32 There are common bents in human behavior the world over. Just because there is a boarder doesn’t mean we are different. Cultures may differ but human nature does not. We have almost three millions years in common. Hate and violence are hardly new nor will they ever go away. And human beings, like many other animals, lash out when they feel cornered.
@33 That’s odd isn’t there a considerable difference between the nation Canada on our northern border and the nation Mexico on our southern border. The northern border is open and we have a lot in common. Then we have our only truly foreign nation that borders us to the south.
Oh and the guy is now President of the Phillippines. So it would appear he did what he needed to do to get elected.