Genesis 5:1-3
This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.
And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth.
Discuss.
God spews:
Megan Kelly was Wrong About Jesus
The wise Prophet Goldy has shown you the truth. The Torah speaks of My truth and science allows us to use Torah to solve an issue …
What color was Jesus? Megan Kelly, of Fox News, has blasphemed, calling Jesus a white man. Of course she is wrong and the Prophet has shown us this.
Since the Torah tells you that I created the first humans “in the likeness of God (Me)” and science tells you that the first humans were Black, you know that I, your God, am Black.
Science has further told you that I evolved you over the next 100,000 years ….. some of you coming from the Caucasian Mountains became White so you could better absorb the sun and make vitamin D.
And so it came to be said that one of these White women, Mary, became pregnant by Me.
Now, I have no reason to tell on Mary, but if she was a Caucasian and I fathered her son, the only possibility is that Jesus, like Barack Hussein Obama, was a Black man.
as the Prophet Goldy says when he utters truths …
just saying!
Puddybud - Back to the Original! spews:
Once Adam sinned God’s likeness was replaced by Adam’s likeness!
SJ spews:
Puddy .. you are having a bad grammar day. Do you mean God was punished for Adam’s sin by becoming black like you?
No thanks... spews:
Time to bash religion.
Ten Years After - Roger Rabbit is just a liberal progressive troll. spews:
I’m beginning to think all those theories about “God” were right. That is, we were visited by extraterrestrials thousands of years ago, and they imparted their DNA into ours to produce “smarter apes.” I wonder if those aliens will ever return.
As for Jesus’ color, I’d say he was darker than lighter. In short, Jesus was not a white guy. It really doesn’t matter to me at all. Jesus probably had the same skin tone as Muhammed.
Mooser spews:
“Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.”
I’ve always wanted to be a part of the Adams family.
Mooser spews:
“As for Jesus’ color, I’d say he was darker than lighter. In short, Jesus was not a white guy”
Look, I didn’t know him, and it doesn’t matter to me, but did you ever read any of his stuff in the Gospels? He sure talks like a white guy! (And I am not, by any means, inferring that this increases his veracity. Not at all. As Jim said [about the French]: “If he’s a man why don’t he talk like a man?”)
Gman spews:
Once Adam sinned God’s likeness was replaced by this guys likeness! One of Puffy’s pastor freinds, who has full approval by Puffy.
http://www.alan.com/2013/12/13.....e-victims/
Ten Years After - Roger Rabbit is just a liberal progressive troll. spews:
6,
Or it could be that white people talk like Jesus? There are probably people of many races who talk like Jesus.
I believe he was an important prophet from the times, but not literally the “Son of God.” The Gospels are great, but not totally inclusive of all of the Apostles. For example, the Gospel of Thomas was excluded from the Bible, as as the Gospel of Mary Magdalene. The book is incomplete.
Nobody should take any religion seriously, be it Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Wicca or whatever.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@4 Are you the moron who poked fun at me for posting it’s easy to make 8% a year in the stock market? The S&P 500 is up 24.5% since January 1.
Ekim spews:
Which version?
The original Aramaic or one of the various translations?
Ekim spews:
“Son of God” may be a poor translation of the original Aramaic. Apparently the Aramaic word we have translated to mean “God” can also be translated to mean “man.”
SJ spews:
“I believe he was an important prophet from the times”
Nope …
no contemporary source mentions Jesus or his religion. Even during the huge religious revival of the 60s (that is the 0060s) the Christians do not appear among the groups vying for attention.
The reason is likely that Christianity simply never caught on amongst the people of Judea. It arose later, based on Paul, as a Greek religion with the Jesus of the Jews transmogrified with Dionysius and Mithra to become the Christ of the Romans.
Ten Years After - Roger Rabbit is just a liberal progressive troll. spews:
12 & 13,
OK, Jesus can be whatever you two want him to be. I think the
Golden Rule is about all one has to know about religion. All the rest is smoke and mirrors, no matter what religion we’re talking about.
SJ spews:
Ten
That would be fine IF there was religion that was based only on the golden rule.
The reason Jesus identity matters is the millions of people crucified, enriched, enslaved, impoverished, sanctified, burned as witches, and annointed as popes in Jesus name.
Seems to me that there is a huge advantage to religions that worship monkey gods, burning bushes, or wisdom bearing ravens over those that tied “salvation” to the existence of a man-god.
If you have never read the ravings of Will Swift, one of the craziest preachers of America’s Great Awakening heritage, you might read his sermon on the subject of the intactness of Jesus foreskin!