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by Goldy — Sunday, 9/29/13, 6:00 am

Leviticus 18:17
Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have sexual relations with either her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.

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  1. 1

    Gman spews:

    Sunday, 9/29/13 at 7:02 am

    Mississippi wouldn’t exist if that were the case.

  2. 2

    God spews:

    Sunday, 9/29/13 at 8:39 am

    So, these were My instructions for the Jews.

    for the goyem, the rules were … well, I never did get around to that.

    So lets start!

    Your genome is holy, do not corrupt it by intercourse with a sibling or the child of a sibling or the child of your parents siblings or of their parents siblings or of their parents siblings.

  3. 3

    wharfrat spews:

    Sunday, 9/29/13 at 9:30 am

    @God….but now that we’ve got reliable birth control it should be ok….right? How about a woman and her sister? Or like twins? Suppose they’re just a large selection of concubines? That’s all ok, right?

  4. 4

    Pete spews:

    Sunday, 9/29/13 at 10:02 am

    Since this is obviously addressed to men, I find it curious that there’s no mention of having sex with the sons. So that means God is not only OK with Teh Gay but prefers it, right?

  5. 5

    Dan Robinson spews:

    Sunday, 9/29/13 at 3:01 pm

    I think it is interesting that a prohibition needed to be stated. Like having laws against bestiality. The laws are there because people were behaving badly.

  6. 6

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 9/29/13 at 4:06 pm

    I heard that Martha Stewart banged her daughter’s boyfriend. Under these rules that seems to be OK for Martha, but not the boyfriend. Talk about double standards!

  7. 7

    God spews:

    Monday, 10/7/13 at 11:01 pm

    wharfrat

    What I wrote is what is My law.

    What YOU humans do within that law is up to you.

    I have no concerns about sex toys or sex acts done that can not create a new life.

    If you want to be a concubine and the pay is OK (NO slavery) my only caveat would be that any productive sex follow the rule above.

    That said, once life is created I do have laws. Here is one:

    Development of children requires mail; and female role models in some form of stable family. …I.e. my law would discourage homosexual parenting unless the relationship includes persons of both genders … e.g in a harem, a child should be raised in a manner that includes males and females.

  8. 8

    God spews:

    Monday, 10/7/13 at 11:01 pm

    wharfrat

    What I wrote is what is My law.

    What YOU humans do within that law is up to you.

    I have no concerns about sex toys or sex acts done that can not create a new life.

    If you want to be a concubine and the pay is OK (NO slavery) my only caveat would be that any productive sex follow the rule above.

    That said, once life is created I do have laws. Here is one:

    Development of children requires mail; and female role models in some form of stable family. …I.e. my law would discourage homosexual parenting unless the relationship includes persons of both genders … e.g in a harem, a child should be raised in a manner that includes males and females.

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