My only demand is that the aliens destroy the probe after using it on Ted Van Dyk. Some sort of very high temperature incinerator capable of vaporizing the probe, along with some means of capturing and safely containing the vapor will do.
I’m pretty sure this only applies to people who were once aliens in Egypt.
No.
Whatever you think of Jesus, he taught that My law was meant for all people. In this he was right.
10
sargespews:
This is further proof that the authors of the Bible were crazy. They obviously believed in visitors from outer space.
11
Roger Rabbitspews:
Ariz. Paper Blasts GOP Senator
Arizona’s leading newspaper printed an editorial today criticizing that state’s two GOP senators, John McCain and Jon Kyle, for sitting on their hands about immigration reform.
The Arizona Republic, in a full-page editorial, said the federal government has abrogated its responsibility to control the border. The paper said, “Arizona politicians are pandering to public fear. The result is a state law that intimidates Latinos while doing nothing to curb illegal immigration.”
In addition to McCain and Kyle, the editorial named GOP Gov. Jan Brewer and rightwing sheriff Joe Arpaio.
The editorial said reform should include a way for undocumented immigrants to earn citizenship, secure the borders, and impose tough sanctions on employers who hire illegals. Which sounds to me a lot like the Democratic immigration reform agenda.
I don’t think sending them home in a 737 qualifies as oppressing…
13
Digital Amishspews:
I’m wondering if you think that the Israelis have the right to reclaim their land in the middle east if you also think that the Mexicans have the right to reclaim their land in the south west?
14
Stevespews:
@12 Idiot.
@13 Amish, huh? Did you know that righton hates you for your inabilty to assimilate into American culture? Oh, wait, you’re white. My bad. righton’s got no issues with you.
15
Puddybud sez, Ask the arschloch about his home HA databasespews:
a way for undocumented immigrants to earn citizenship
That’s so easy THE DUMB BUNNY. They go to the back of the line and apply for citizenship like Mrs Puddy did, the legal way.
What part of the word legal confounds the libtardo progressive mind?
16
Puddybud sez, Ask the arschloch about his home HA databasespews:
Steve,
Ever been to Germany around election time? Do they print their ballots in French, Dutch, Flemish, Polish of Czech? NOPE you DOPE. You assimilate into their culture or you live in a foreign enclave because you choose it. Puddy learned to read some German so Puddy could read newspapers. There is no
Press 1 for German,
Press 2 for French,
Press 3 for Czech etc.
So go to Mexico and watch how the foreigners are treated. The Mexicans admitted to their mistreating of foreigners last week.
Whatamoron!
17
crackedspews:
@16
Puddybud sez, Ask the arschloch about his home HA wants us to do things like the Germans? Cool, they have kick ass universal health care and incredible unemployment benefits. Let’s fucking do it!
sheesh
18
Michaelspews:
@9
Oh yeah? Well, who died and made you… Um… Nevermind.
19
Stevespews:
@16 Good grief! WTF are you going on about now? Whoa, I get it. You’re just pissed because I refused to celebrate Hitler’s birthday with you. heh- I knew you’d be bitter about that. I’m sorry, Puddy, but it just ain’t gonna happen.
20
Stevespews:
@17 “wants us to do things like the Germans”
Yeah, but it’s not today’s Germany he wants us to emulate.
21
Michaelspews:
@20
Germans from Bavaria tend to call themselves Bavarian, not German and while Germany might not have a press 1for Spanish option multi-culturalism and multi-lingualism is the norm for most of Europe.
22
Johnny Rebspews:
How to stop Illegal Aliens!
1. SEAL the borders!
2. Do roundups of and deport Illegals!
3. Severe fines for employers and UNIONS that are using them!
4. Stick to the plan and stay with the quotas already established.
Don’t get caught up in the Their only people and Americans won’t do those jobs. Bunch of liberal feel good BulS@#$.
One last thing after border is sealed plant and tell Mexican Govt that explosives will be set off at 8-10 foot intervals to collapse any and all tunnels. Don’t want to bury anyone.
Just call me a Moran! ROFLMAO
25
rightonspews:
amish@13; mexicans are no more the original owners of the land than we americans are, i guess you could argue for native american ownership of both countries. but mexicans are just descendants of spanish in the way we are descendents of the english (yeah, mexicans are mostly mestizo, i know)
26
Stevespews:
“in the way we are descendents of the english”
Yeah, whatever.
27
righton, oye vente'ca que me escuchesspews:
righton:
don’t be so estupido. muy gringo eres. Dices que “mexicans are no more the original owners of the land than we americans are,” pero no sabe que todos nosotros en las Americas somos americanos? Queires comparar los mexicanos a los “NORTE americanos” or los “gringos.” Eres tan tonto que no saben el significado de palabras basicas?
“i guess you could argue for native american ownership of both countries. but mexicans are just descendants of spanish in the way we are descendents of the english (yeah, mexicans are mostly mestizo, i know)” estas hablando tonterias. Si sabes que los mexicanos son mestizos, por que no sabes que el mas grande grupo de “native americans” seria los mestizos en mexico, aproximadamente unos 50 millones? Mucho mas que los “native americans” en los EEUU, quienes Vds. han matados y casi totalmente exterminados. De todos modos, decir que los mexicanos son mestizo y al mismo tiempo decir que son descendientes de los ibericos como los gringos descendieron de los ingleses es decit y creer dos cosas opuestas.
Cuanto anos tienes? Cuatro? Por que lo que dice tiene tanto razon como lo que dice un muchacho de cuatro anos.
Y ademas, como un nino evites la cosa principal. Felicitaciones en demostrar tu gran intelligencia; los espanoles vinieron a mexico, y vencieron los indigenas. Ya ya ya lo sabemos, hombre. Pero el principio es igual. Los indigenas fueron invadidos por los espanloes y por los ingleses y por los franceses, luego los esatdounidenses robaron la mitad de mexico, ademas invadieron a nicaragua, cuba, la R. D., y por la A. I. C. Guatemala y Chile y Iran y otros paises, y ahora los EEUU va a decis al rest de la humanidad que los mexicanos cruzando un rio para buscar trabajo no respetan la ley? Estan aqui “ilegalmente”? Que estupidez. Los EEUU nos da un ejemplo famoso de respetar las fronteras nacionales?
Como dicen alla, what the fuck?
28
Michaelspews:
@25
wow, you sure are good at missing the point.
29
Puddybud sez, Ask the arschloch about his home HA databasespews:
Michael & Steve…
The point passed both of you by at birth!
30
rightonspews:
you tempt me to whip out my growing up as anglo amongst mexicans dirty spanish…but since this is America, i won’t speak spanish. Happy to do so in a native spanish speaking country.
I’d like to move to Switzerland, no questions asked, and get all the government forms freely available in English. Do you think they would do that?
ha!
31
Proud To Be An Assspews:
@13: So, if at some point in the future Mexico reclaims the SW by force of arms, you have no problem with that?
32
Proud To Be An Assspews:
English Lords impliment the Enclosure Movement at terrible human cost: OK
European conquest of North American by force: OK
Jewish establishment of Israel by terrorism and force of arms: OK
Bolsheviks win civil war in Russia? “Might does not make right…you lefties and your moral relativism are reprehensible.”
The consistency of the conservative mind is a wonder to behold.
33
Proud To Be An Assspews:
@30. There are about 12-15 million people charitably termed “poor country immigrants” in europe, including Switzerland. Many are “guest workers” or their descendants. It’s a very similar problem to ours (perhaps a higher proportion invited in, but told they could not stay..har har).
Amazingly, nativists in Europe sound just like nativists here (those filthy foreigners won’t assimilate..they are criminals, they breed like rabbits, yada, yada, yada).
Jewish establishment of Israel by terrorism and force of arms: OK
Hunhh??
Exactly what alternative history nbooks are you chowing down on?
Or did you mean the events in Hebron in 1930? or did you mean the massacre at Medina? .. or perhaps you meant the conversion fo synagogues in Jerusalem to pissoirs by the Jordanians?
Things are bad enough in Israel without your kind of bull shit.
35
Proud To Be An Assspews:
@34: bull shit yourself, mr. g. The zionist enterprise is founded on the bedrock principle for the establishment of a sovereign state for Jews run by Jews to the explicit exclusion of any and/or all other folks who may live within the claimed borders of said state. In South Africa we called that apartheid. What do you call it when the Jewish state occupies the West Bank?
Some deity you are. Sheesh.
36
Michaelspews:
@33
Last I heard those forms in switzerland were availible in German or French.
I wonder how many millions of times I’m going to have to advocate for boots on the border and enforcing employment laws before the righties stop accusing me of wanting wide open borders?
37
MikeBoyScoutspews:
I bet our immigrant loathing countrymen, especially those in the southeast, would be willing to offer a path to citizenship for undocumented aliens if those folks would agree to work at cleaning up the tons & tons of black foul smelling shit that is about to inundate the beaches and devastate the tourism and seafood economy of the states bordering the Gulf of Mexico.
Don’t think there are going to be a lot of white, flag waving, God fearing, red blooded Americans that are going to be lining up to work for next to nothing cleaning up that deadly stinking stench for 10+ years.
38
Broadway Joespews:
36:
Add Italian to that. Some sources also list a fourth official language, Romansh:
33; yes, Switz is 20% foreigner; all of those known and up to the gov’t to keep or send home. near zero illegal. I cannot easily move their, even as a guest worker.
and their forms are in their national languages, not in English.
Jews, like every other people are not perfect. That said, the Zionists never proposed to exclude Arabs from Israel and today about 20% of Israelis are Arabs.
Israel’s Arab citizens have full rights except for two real issues. The most serious is that most can not serve in the Army. (The Druse can and do). Why is this serious? Because membership in Army groups is a very valuable employment criterion in Israel.
The second issue is related to the law of return. As part of Israel’s effort to brings Jews home, the Jewish Fund, a quasi government agency, works with the State to create home for Jews immigrating. BTW .. this includes ALL Jews including immigrants from Ethiopia, Yemen, China and India who funnily do not “look Jewish.”
Otherwise, Israel Arabs have full rights. There certainly are Jewish, ant Arab bigots, but is that surprising to you? There are, on the other hand, many organizations trying to create brotherhood.
What would you do? Cleanse the Jews? That would be the usual solution Arabs and Europeans have used for the last 2000 years.
O would you try to make one state with a Palestinian majority? You know .. like Gandhi wanted in India? Or how about the way the Turks are so welcoming to their ish minority? You like the Chinese solution to Tibet? Of course your idea is supported by the great way jews are treated even today in Muslim countries .. you know Iran, Syria, Yemen?
Or maybe, maybe, you might join Peace Now and work with the rest of us to find a path to peace?
God would understand!
41
George Will's Crazy-Ass New Rugspews:
Is Lee’s surrender at Appomattox and Jefferson Davis attempting to escape Atlanta dressed as a girl part of Confederate History Month?
dan robinson spews:
Moses was big on aliens.
http://horsesass.org/?p=25042
Doc Daneeka spews:
My only demand is that the aliens destroy the probe after using it on Ted Van Dyk. Some sort of very high temperature incinerator capable of vaporizing the probe, along with some means of capturing and safely containing the vapor will do.
delbert spews:
High fences and wide gates.
It might keep a few ERs open in LA and San Diego.
God spews:
So???
Who was this written for? Where does it say Arizonians ought not mistreat aliens? When were Arizonians last slaves in Mexico?
Oh well, I try.
BTW …
y’all ought to try the NY Style Deli. Not one of My real miracles but still worth a visit.
dan robinson spews:
Is Loretta an alien?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
Don’t you oppress me!
Michael spews:
I’m pretty sure this only applies to people who were once aliens in Egypt.
Liberal Scientist spews:
I abandoned religion long ago, though I still find wisdom in what I understood to be the core values of Christianity, as best I can interpret them.
Did Jesus not say the highest laws were, “Love God,” and “Love your neighbor?”
Is not an accurate distillation of Christian ethics, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you?”
I would be curious to hear from the avowed Christians at this site how these simple rules are congruent with, say, the work of Kris Kobach.
SJ spews:
I just finshed a long post on the relationship of this quite to the Israeli Palestinian Apartheid issues.
For the goyem here, the quote is actually a part of Judaism’s most defining holiday, Passover.
At the Seder, Jews are told that the lessons of the oppression in Egypt arfe universal, binding on all of us.
The message in relationshi to Israel ought to be clear.
God spews:
No.
Whatever you think of Jesus, he taught that My law was meant for all people. In this he was right.
sarge spews:
This is further proof that the authors of the Bible were crazy. They obviously believed in visitors from outer space.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Ariz. Paper Blasts GOP Senator
Arizona’s leading newspaper printed an editorial today criticizing that state’s two GOP senators, John McCain and Jon Kyle, for sitting on their hands about immigration reform.
The Arizona Republic, in a full-page editorial, said the federal government has abrogated its responsibility to control the border. The paper said, “Arizona politicians are pandering to public fear. The result is a state law that intimidates Latinos while doing nothing to curb illegal immigration.”
In addition to McCain and Kyle, the editorial named GOP Gov. Jan Brewer and rightwing sheriff Joe Arpaio.
The editorial said reform should include a way for undocumented immigrants to earn citizenship, secure the borders, and impose tough sanctions on employers who hire illegals. Which sounds to me a lot like the Democratic immigration reform agenda.
http://www.aolnews.com/story/a.....168?cid=10
righton spews:
I don’t think sending them home in a 737 qualifies as oppressing…
Digital Amish spews:
I’m wondering if you think that the Israelis have the right to reclaim their land in the middle east if you also think that the Mexicans have the right to reclaim their land in the south west?
Steve spews:
@12 Idiot.
@13 Amish, huh? Did you know that righton hates you for your inabilty to assimilate into American culture? Oh, wait, you’re white. My bad. righton’s got no issues with you.
Puddybud sez, Ask the arschloch about his home HA database spews:
That’s so easy THE DUMB BUNNY. They go to the back of the line and apply for citizenship like Mrs Puddy did, the legal way.
What part of the word legal confounds the libtardo progressive mind?
Puddybud sez, Ask the arschloch about his home HA database spews:
Steve,
Ever been to Germany around election time? Do they print their ballots in French, Dutch, Flemish, Polish of Czech? NOPE you DOPE. You assimilate into their culture or you live in a foreign enclave because you choose it. Puddy learned to read some German so Puddy could read newspapers. There is no
Press 1 for German,
Press 2 for French,
Press 3 for Czech etc.
So go to Mexico and watch how the foreigners are treated. The Mexicans admitted to their mistreating of foreigners last week.
Whatamoron!
cracked spews:
@16
Puddybud sez, Ask the arschloch about his home HA wants us to do things like the Germans? Cool, they have kick ass universal health care and incredible unemployment benefits. Let’s fucking do it!
sheesh
Michael spews:
@9
Oh yeah? Well, who died and made you… Um… Nevermind.
Steve spews:
@16 Good grief! WTF are you going on about now? Whoa, I get it. You’re just pissed because I refused to celebrate Hitler’s birthday with you. heh- I knew you’d be bitter about that. I’m sorry, Puddy, but it just ain’t gonna happen.
Steve spews:
@17 “wants us to do things like the Germans”
Yeah, but it’s not today’s Germany he wants us to emulate.
Michael spews:
@20
Germans from Bavaria tend to call themselves Bavarian, not German and while Germany might not have a press 1for Spanish option multi-culturalism and multi-lingualism is the norm for most of Europe.
Johnny Reb spews:
How to stop Illegal Aliens!
1. SEAL the borders!
2. Do roundups of and deport Illegals!
3. Severe fines for employers and UNIONS that are using them!
4. Stick to the plan and stay with the quotas already established.
Don’t get caught up in the Their only people and Americans won’t do those jobs. Bunch of liberal feel good BulS@#$.
Liberal Scientist spews:
@22
Moran
http://politicalhumor.about.co.....-moran.htm
Johnny Reb spews:
One last thing after border is sealed plant and tell Mexican Govt that explosives will be set off at 8-10 foot intervals to collapse any and all tunnels. Don’t want to bury anyone.
Just call me a Moran! ROFLMAO
righton spews:
amish@13; mexicans are no more the original owners of the land than we americans are, i guess you could argue for native american ownership of both countries. but mexicans are just descendants of spanish in the way we are descendents of the english (yeah, mexicans are mostly mestizo, i know)
Steve spews:
“in the way we are descendents of the english”
Yeah, whatever.
righton, oye vente'ca que me escuches spews:
righton:
don’t be so estupido. muy gringo eres. Dices que “mexicans are no more the original owners of the land than we americans are,” pero no sabe que todos nosotros en las Americas somos americanos? Queires comparar los mexicanos a los “NORTE americanos” or los “gringos.” Eres tan tonto que no saben el significado de palabras basicas?
“i guess you could argue for native american ownership of both countries. but mexicans are just descendants of spanish in the way we are descendents of the english (yeah, mexicans are mostly mestizo, i know)” estas hablando tonterias. Si sabes que los mexicanos son mestizos, por que no sabes que el mas grande grupo de “native americans” seria los mestizos en mexico, aproximadamente unos 50 millones? Mucho mas que los “native americans” en los EEUU, quienes Vds. han matados y casi totalmente exterminados. De todos modos, decir que los mexicanos son mestizo y al mismo tiempo decir que son descendientes de los ibericos como los gringos descendieron de los ingleses es decit y creer dos cosas opuestas.
Cuanto anos tienes? Cuatro? Por que lo que dice tiene tanto razon como lo que dice un muchacho de cuatro anos.
Y ademas, como un nino evites la cosa principal. Felicitaciones en demostrar tu gran intelligencia; los espanoles vinieron a mexico, y vencieron los indigenas. Ya ya ya lo sabemos, hombre. Pero el principio es igual. Los indigenas fueron invadidos por los espanloes y por los ingleses y por los franceses, luego los esatdounidenses robaron la mitad de mexico, ademas invadieron a nicaragua, cuba, la R. D., y por la A. I. C. Guatemala y Chile y Iran y otros paises, y ahora los EEUU va a decis al rest de la humanidad que los mexicanos cruzando un rio para buscar trabajo no respetan la ley? Estan aqui “ilegalmente”? Que estupidez. Los EEUU nos da un ejemplo famoso de respetar las fronteras nacionales?
Como dicen alla, what the fuck?
Michael spews:
@25
wow, you sure are good at missing the point.
Puddybud sez, Ask the arschloch about his home HA database spews:
Michael & Steve…
The point passed both of you by at birth!
righton spews:
you tempt me to whip out my growing up as anglo amongst mexicans dirty spanish…but since this is America, i won’t speak spanish. Happy to do so in a native spanish speaking country.
I’d like to move to Switzerland, no questions asked, and get all the government forms freely available in English. Do you think they would do that?
ha!
Proud To Be An Ass spews:
@13: So, if at some point in the future Mexico reclaims the SW by force of arms, you have no problem with that?
Proud To Be An Ass spews:
English Lords impliment the Enclosure Movement at terrible human cost: OK
European conquest of North American by force: OK
Jewish establishment of Israel by terrorism and force of arms: OK
Bolsheviks win civil war in Russia? “Might does not make right…you lefties and your moral relativism are reprehensible.”
The consistency of the conservative mind is a wonder to behold.
Proud To Be An Ass spews:
@30. There are about 12-15 million people charitably termed “poor country immigrants” in europe, including Switzerland. Many are “guest workers” or their descendants. It’s a very similar problem to ours (perhaps a higher proportion invited in, but told they could not stay..har har).
Amazingly, nativists in Europe sound just like nativists here (those filthy foreigners won’t assimilate..they are criminals, they breed like rabbits, yada, yada, yada).
So you really are a dunderhead.
God spews:
PDBAss
Hunhh??
Exactly what alternative history nbooks are you chowing down on?
Or did you mean the events in Hebron in 1930? or did you mean the massacre at Medina? .. or perhaps you meant the conversion fo synagogues in Jerusalem to pissoirs by the Jordanians?
Things are bad enough in Israel without your kind of bull shit.
Proud To Be An Ass spews:
@34: bull shit yourself, mr. g. The zionist enterprise is founded on the bedrock principle for the establishment of a sovereign state for Jews run by Jews to the explicit exclusion of any and/or all other folks who may live within the claimed borders of said state. In South Africa we called that apartheid. What do you call it when the Jewish state occupies the West Bank?
Some deity you are. Sheesh.
Michael spews:
@33
Last I heard those forms in switzerland were availible in German or French.
I wonder how many millions of times I’m going to have to advocate for boots on the border and enforcing employment laws before the righties stop accusing me of wanting wide open borders?
MikeBoyScout spews:
I bet our immigrant loathing countrymen, especially those in the southeast, would be willing to offer a path to citizenship for undocumented aliens if those folks would agree to work at cleaning up the tons & tons of black foul smelling shit that is about to inundate the beaches and devastate the tourism and seafood economy of the states bordering the Gulf of Mexico.
Don’t think there are going to be a lot of white, flag waving, God fearing, red blooded Americans that are going to be lining up to work for next to nothing cleaning up that deadly stinking stench for 10+ years.
Broadway Joe spews:
36:
Add Italian to that. Some sources also list a fourth official language, Romansh:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romansh_language
righton spews:
33; yes, Switz is 20% foreigner; all of those known and up to the gov’t to keep or send home. near zero illegal. I cannot easily move their, even as a guest worker.
and their forms are in their national languages, not in English.
what is your point?
SJ spews:
Proud .. Ass
Gee, calling God names? Aren’t you the brave one!
In any case, you seem to want to make a war.
Jews, like every other people are not perfect. That said, the Zionists never proposed to exclude Arabs from Israel and today about 20% of Israelis are Arabs.
Israel’s Arab citizens have full rights except for two real issues. The most serious is that most can not serve in the Army. (The Druse can and do). Why is this serious? Because membership in Army groups is a very valuable employment criterion in Israel.
The second issue is related to the law of return. As part of Israel’s effort to brings Jews home, the Jewish Fund, a quasi government agency, works with the State to create home for Jews immigrating. BTW .. this includes ALL Jews including immigrants from Ethiopia, Yemen, China and India who funnily do not “look Jewish.”
Otherwise, Israel Arabs have full rights. There certainly are Jewish, ant Arab bigots, but is that surprising to you? There are, on the other hand, many organizations trying to create brotherhood.
What would you do? Cleanse the Jews? That would be the usual solution Arabs and Europeans have used for the last 2000 years.
O would you try to make one state with a Palestinian majority? You know .. like Gandhi wanted in India? Or how about the way the Turks are so welcoming to their ish minority? You like the Chinese solution to Tibet? Of course your idea is supported by the great way jews are treated even today in Muslim countries .. you know Iran, Syria, Yemen?
Or maybe, maybe, you might join Peace Now and work with the rest of us to find a path to peace?
God would understand!
George Will's Crazy-Ass New Rug spews:
Is Lee’s surrender at Appomattox and Jefferson Davis attempting to escape Atlanta dressed as a girl part of Confederate History Month?
SJ spews:
@41
No but they do plan to dress some Tea Baggers in rags and blackface so they can sing spirituals and thank their masters for bringing them to Jeesus.
ArtFart spews:
“The consistency of the conservative mind is a wonder to behold.”
About like a mixture of oatmeal and applesauce, I’d say…
ArtFart spews:
“Jefferson Davis attempting to escape Atlanta dressed as a girl part of Confederate History Month?”
Eh…if that’s ever actually depicted in a movie, they can give the part to Gene Hackman. He’s already done that bit in “The Birdcage”.
Steve spews:
@43 …or oil and seawater.