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by Goldy — Sunday, 8/4/13, 6:00 am

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

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  1. 1

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 10:25 am

    So?

  2. 2

    Serial conservative spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 10:27 am

    Well, yeah.

    I’ve looked on a lot of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times….

    http://www.arts.mcgill.ca/hist.....erview.htm

  3. 3

    Dan Robinson spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 10:38 am

    I have been wondering about this. I am pretty certain that they didn’t have MILFs around back in Jesus day. Seriously.

    Look, If a woman is wearing those yoga pants and bends over in front of a guy with just a shade more propriety than a mandrill in heat, and the guy thinks that her rump is just .01% away from perfection, and perfection would be without the yoga pants, is that adultery?

    Asking for a friend.

  4. 4

    Serial conservative spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 10:51 am

    So, if Jimmy Carter were to be considered wrong about the meaning of adultery, then he might be wrong about the meaning of apartheid state, as well.

  5. 5

    YLB spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 11:08 am

    hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

    As the lovely and articulate …black policewoman Kelly King said:

    Oh well, the Bible says we’re all sinners too right?

  6. 6

    God spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 11:49 am

    So sayeth Matthew .. he is not Me.

    I created humans .. man and woman. I made women to be beautiful in a divine way and or an obvious divine purpose.

    To not enjoy My beauty is to take MY name in vain.

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 11:58 am

    @3 How well do you know this friend?

  8. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 11:59 am

    duplicate comment deleted by author

  9. 9

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 11:59 am

    @4 If Carter was right about only one thing in his entire life, he was more right than you are, except your politics is righter than his.

    I trust there’s no confusing ambiguity here.

  10. 10

    Serial conservative spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 12:34 pm

    @ 9

    Well, he certainly was right to call Reagan to concede. If only he had waited until, you know, the voters had stopped kicking his ass until he did it.

  11. 11

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 12:48 pm

    @10 Jimmy probably had to wait while Ron turned up his hearing aid and Nancy wiped the drool off his chin.

  12. 12

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 5:06 pm

    Way to go Idaho!

    Shawn Swanby built his high-tech company from the ground up, starting in his living room in 1997 back when he was a University of Idaho student. Now he runs a Post Falls-based firm that provides technology services to schools across the Northwest, from the Coeur d’Alene School District to Seattle Public Schools. But he couldn’t win a statewide contract in Idaho to provide wireless networks in Idaho high schools; nor could a Twin Falls, Idaho education technology firm that already has worked with 71 of Idaho’s 113 school districts.

    Instead, the 5- to 15-year, multimillion-dollar contract went to a politically connected Nashville, Tenn. firm. Both Idaho firms – who were the two runners-up among nine bidders for the contract – say the state’s taxpayers will pay much more because of the way the deal’s been structured, than they would if school districts had come to companies like them, as they’ve done in the past. The state maintains it’s the most cost-effective way to get wireless to all high schools, but a nationally known expert calls the plan “ridiculous” and “a bad deal.” In today’s Spokesman-Review, I have three stories about the wireless contract: The story about the two Idaho firms here, one of which says it bid half a million dollars a year less than the chosen bidder; a report on the state’s process for reviewing the bids here, in which review committee members say it was fair and professionally handled; and the expert’s critique here.

    http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/boise/

    God bless red state real America!

  13. 13

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 5:14 pm

    So nice to see the Republicans working together to get the economy going again and get jobs for Americans!

    GOP goes on attack – against its own

    WASHINGTON – The barbs are personal, the differences are multiplying among Republicans, a party divided over spending, foreign policy, a willingness to risk a government shutdown in order to defund the health care law and more.

    “I didn’t start this one and I don’t plan on starting things by criticizing other Republicans,” Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky said recently as he and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie likened one another to various cuts of a butchered pig.
    http://www.spokesman.com/stori.....t-its-own/

  14. 14

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 8/4/13 at 5:22 pm

    Looks like Our Beloved Hero still hasn’t learned to follow the rules and to not play with guns.

    After an unintelligible response from Zimmerman, the officer says, “Just take it easy. Go ahead and shut your glove compartment. Don’t play with your firearm.”
    http://www.news-leader.com/vie.....g-in-Texas

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