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by Goldy — Sunday, 7/28/13, 6:00 am

Matthew 8:30-32
Not far from there a large herd of pigs was feeding. So the demons begged Jesus, “If you force us out, please send us into those pigs!” Jesus told them to go, and they went out of the men and into the pigs. All at once the pigs rushed down the steep bank into the lake and drowned.

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  1. 1

    Dan Robinson spews:

    Sunday, 7/28/13 at 6:41 am

    Yeah, this also happened at a rave I went to recently.

    It should be clear from reading the who passage that the passage was not written by anyone who witnessed it, contrary to what any Bible literalist would say. This is roughly equivalent to the story that Babe Ruth once pointed to where he would hit the next pitch out of the ballpark.

  2. 2

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Sunday, 7/28/13 at 9:26 am

    So, Ayn Rand and Ludwig von Mises were sent out amongst the rubes and imbeciles, and now they’re all running down that hill towards that big pool of shit and they don’t know how to swim.

    Makes perfect sense to me.

  3. 3

    YLB spews:

    Sunday, 7/28/13 at 9:44 am

    See the Shane Carruth film “Upstream Color” that is thought by some to be inspired by this passage in Matthew.

    Pretty trippy film. Carruth, a devout Christian, doesn’t preach in his films.

  4. 4

    God spews:

    Sunday, 7/28/13 at 10:18 am

    Why does the Prophet Goldy blame Me for the words of those who say they speak in My name?

    Perhaps he knows my truth but wants to lead you to the truth by showing you the absurdity of the Roman bible?

    After all, among My most powerful statements is … “Thou shall have no other gods before me. “ How can anyone think the Roman state religion is of Me?

  5. 5

    PS I didn't fall off of the bus spews:

    Sunday, 7/28/13 at 9:25 pm

    And the lemmings said, there is a large pool of debt ahead, so lets impliment new unfunded programs, add millions more to the existing roles, multiply ourselves, bring on all the illegals, and we’ll all jump in and take our freebies.

  6. 6

    YLB spews:

    Sunday, 7/28/13 at 11:15 pm

    5 – And the brainwashed birfer gs spake, ye shall repeat !!G R E E E E C E !!! a billion times and eventually the shite shall dry upon the wall…

    Thus did ODS claim the two remaining synapses of the birfer’s “brain”…

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