Exodus 22:31
You are to be my holy people. So do not eat the meat of an animal torn by wild beasts; throw it to the dogs.
Discuss.
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Get to the road-kill first?
What about hunting with dogs? Falcons? Seems like a no-no.
Is this what it means to be holy?
@1 No, this is not about road-kill. God will smite you for your blasphemy.
This is a prophesy about the coming zombie apocalypse. If a group of zombies brings down a deer, even if you kill the zombies, you shouldn’t eat the deer. But you should give it to the dogs, because dogs will be immune to the zombie contagion.
Paul also talked about the zombie apocalypse when he said, “If thy hand offends thee, cut it off” What this means is if you get bitten on the hand by a zombie, you should cut it off quickly, and stop the contagion from spreading.
I don’t know why people don’t understand that the zombie apocalypse is coming. Read Revelations and you’ll see clearly that this is the way thad God will deal with the unrighteous.
I’ve been hearing that since about the first grade.
Hm, they oughta point this out to the Arkansans. This is definately about roadkill.
But this passage doesn’t define exactly what “wild beasts” are. I’d assume lions, or saber-tooth horses or whatever, but this could easily be broadened to include people of other tribes.
I wonder if this would include animals caught by Falconry?
It has dog slobber on it. Blecchhh.
I wonder if this was about getting to the road kill before the velociraptors did, or trying to steal the velpciraptors’ kill (not advised, but gutsy)?
Because, you know, according to the Biblical literalists, humans and dinosaurs coexisted, and according to puddybigot Noah had at least one pair of dinos on the ark. Just sayin’.
@6 Just remember, watch out for the thagomizer http://kansas-railroad-job-ins.....1/08/6.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer
You seem to have trouble with simple food labels.
By the way, I assume you are able to distinguish a god from a wolf?
The ones with the collars are gods. The ones with the shiny teeth and no collars are the wolves.
Of course, there are also wild gods. Oddly, many of you seem t confuse these wild gods with Me! I assure you that while I am many things, I do not eat people.
Nothing but hogwash.
What about the meat of an animal torn by BUTTPUTTY?
He has this thing about goats and after he is done with them they are torn up pretty bad.
Come to think about it, I’m not much interested in anything with BUTTPUTTY on it. Blechhh!
I doubt his little thingy could tear up much of anything.