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by Goldy — Sunday, 4/14/13, 6:00 am

Exodus 25:15
Don’t ever remove the poles from the rings.

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  1. 1

    Zotz sez: I've got cher' pole right chere'. (grabs crotch) spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 8:54 am

    So many rules. Yahweh evidently had a very low opinion of his “chosen” ones.

  2. 2

    Pete spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 9:45 am

    Why does He care whether the Warsaw Circus stays in business?

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit is proudly banned from (un)Sound Politics! spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 9:54 am

    God clearly planned for a sudden evacuation of the Ark. What does He know, that we don’t?

  4. 4

    Ten Years After spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 10:23 am

    Never bring a knife to a gunfight; never poop where you eat;.

    The only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple is finding half a worm.

    It’s all words of “wisdom” handed down, translated and re-interpreted ove thousands of years.

  5. 5

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 10:35 am

    I don’t think there’s been a Pole in the ring since the early 1930’s.

  6. 6

    Ten Years After spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 10:50 am

    Maybe they’re talking about boxing rings, not circus rings?

  7. 7

    Serial conservative spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 11:05 am

    If only RR’s father had removed his pole from RR’s mother’s ring a little sooner, we’d all be spared 100,000 inane posts.

  8. 8

    Zotz sez: Fuck off and die, Bob. spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 11:09 am

    Heads up, spooge stain @7.

  9. 9

    Puddybud spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 1:21 pm

    Oh my getting personal here. Where is the unemployed ylb?

    Good to see someone actually cracked open their Bible to understand the pole and the ring association!

  10. 10

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 1:25 pm

    @ 3

    That the Ark was build by an illiterate, drunken, wife beating goatherder with zero experience in heavy construction or any knowledge whatsoever of shipbuilding.

  11. 11

    Puddybud spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 2:22 pm

    That the Ark was build by an illiterate, drunken, wife beating goatherder with zero experience in heavy construction or any knowledge whatsoever of shipbuilding.

    Which leftist web site has this “revelation” OWS FRAGGY?

  12. 12

    Ten Years After spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 2:54 pm

    From 10 and 11,

    It’s just fable, guys. Don’t take it seriously.

  13. 13

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 3:17 pm

    @ 11

    I got all my knowledge of your “bible” from George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

    Now go away before I call the MHPs on your crazy ass again.

  14. 14

    Puddybud spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 3:25 pm

    MHPs

    Moronic Hopeless Pinheads… Yes that’s your speed OWS Fraggy! next it will be the dreaded blackhawks!

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit is proudly banned from (un)Sound Politics! spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 5:50 pm

    @6 Any kid with a computer could find out in 15 seconds what they’re talking about.

    http://www.biblegateway.com/pa.....ersion=KJV

    Why can’t you?

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit is proudly banned from (un)Sound Politics! spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 5:51 pm

    @10 Not that Ark; the other Ark.

  17. 17

    Ten Years After spews:

    Sunday, 4/14/13 at 7:16 pm

    From 15,

    Because I don’t care.

  18. 18

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Monday, 4/15/13 at 4:49 am

    Why does this particular passage remind me of this?

  19. 19

    Serial Conservative spews:

    Monday, 4/15/13 at 6:16 am

    @10

    That the Ark was build by an illiterate, drunken, wife beating goatherder with zero experience in heavy construction or any knowledge whatsoever of shipbuilding.

    So, there’s hope that you, too, can find a job, Deathfrogg.

  20. 20

    Expat(!)Chad spews:

    Monday, 4/15/13 at 5:45 pm

    9. Puddybud spews:

    Oh my getting personal here. Where is the unemployed ylb?

    Good to see someone actually cracked open their Bible to understand the pole and the ring association!

    Should not have to crack. Should have known tis from childhood. Not all liberals are Biblically illiterate. Mr Puddy.

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