Song of Solomon 4:5-6
Your breasts are perfect;
they are twin deer
feeding among lilies.
I will hasten to those hills
sprinkled with sweet perfume
and stay there till sunrise.
Discuss.
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Would love to hear about a parent standing up at a school board meeting somewhere in the bible belt, quoting that passage and imploring the board to ban the filthy book that contains it. Watch their heads explode when told the name of this book.
I take it Goldy has gotten / is getting “lucky”.
Well done, Goldy.
Pretty racy stuff for a “holy” book!
I like to think of them as pecs not breasts sprinkled with sweat not perfume.
breasts, Michelangelo, bacon, sunsets, Fuji, the full moon. quantum mechanics, DNA, Mahatma Gandhi, lobster, the smell of a rose, Pepsi Cola
I am what I am.
Graphically speaking #4
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@4. Think whatever you want. The rest of us think what you see when you look in the mirror are manboobs.
Speaking of manboobs – I think I found a video of Puffy.
http://www.popscreen.com/v/6f899/Manboobs
The Catholics are busy selecting a new pope. Does anyone really care?
Song of Solomon 4:5-6. Been there, done that.
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“Does anyone really care?”
I’d say the answer is, “Yes”. If only half of the Catholics on the planet care then that’s well over a half billion people.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.....by_country
From 11,
You don’t need a pope to find “God.” (Whatever “God” means to you personally, Steve.). The Catholic Church is rapidly approaching the point of total irrelevance.
Unless the Church admits its problems with the can’t-keep-their-hands-off-the-kids crowd, the need to have married and women priests, then Cathlocism is a relic that needs to be in a museum.
@12 “The Catholic Church is rapidly approaching the point of total irrelevance.” “Unless the Church”
I’ll leave that to the Catholics.
For all Republican Goat Fuckers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ6kHlvCBz0
@12
You don’t need a pope to find “God.”
Finding Me is pretty easy and certainly does no require a pope.
A more intriguing question may be what do the electors in Michelangelo’s room discuss? Do they look at Mary in her gauzy negligee or at Moses with is great manly pecs?
Do they discuss which of them will best serve the interests of their own parishioners? Does the Nigerian red bird think about who can best get along with the Muslims while New York’s caped crusader considers the needs of his support team from Wall Street?
By the way, have any of you ever wondered how much money a pope earns? I assume the Vatican does not make him pay taxes?
From My point of view I would like the caped electors to choose the Chinese secret cardinal ..the bishop whose identity is kept secret because he is not recognized by the CCP.
While we are speculating, does anyone know what common lnaguage the cardinals will speak? Roman (aka Latin) could be an issue since none of the founders spoke it. Personally I would root for Greek … the language common to Paul, Peter, Jesus, and Constantine.
There you go. The best the jews ever produced couldn’t keep control of his pecker.
How did you guys get off track onto manboobs? Are you all queer?
From 17,
Well, not me, but I think Gman has come out.
From 13,
Having left Catholicism decades ago, I enjoy bashing the Church. It is well-deserved!!
@5 I wouldn’t be promoting quantum anything, if I were You, it competes against You for credit for the Creation; and some argue that, followed to its logical conclusion, quantum this-and-that completely explains Creation and makes You superfluous. It’s like training someone to take over Your job.
@15 “certainly does no require a pope”
Geez, God, when are You going to learn to type?
@19 If you left decades ago, you should be over it by now. If you’re still dwelling on it, then naturally we have to wonder what the priest did to you.
From 22,
Are you an ex-Catholic, too? I didn’t get abused by any priests, fortunately, for two reasons:
1. I didn’t want anything to do with being an altar boy, thereby avoiding the potential danger right off the bat.
2. The priests in my Parrish growing up were mostly just Irish drunks, not pedophiles.
I left Catholicism because it was batty and based on guilt and suffering. Who wants to deal with that?
@5 I am very disappointed to find out that God is a Pepsi person. Until he/she/it unequivocally endorse Diet Dr. Pepper I will be forced to withhold my support.
@20Rabbit
Do you need Someone to creatre for you? Isn’t the miracle of indetermnnacy enugh evidence that I am what am.
Riddle me this … what is bigger, photon or Me?
If Stephen Hawking is correct, the question is meaningless.
Does Hawking believe in Me?
@ 27
Increasingly, he does, I would venture.
@28
“Nothing Concentrates The Mind Like A Hanging At Dawn.”
Hawking’s degenerative disease has had him under a death sentence for decades. Nobody, especially him, thought he would live anywhere this long. I strongly doubt he would be of a mind to change his fundamental beliefs just because of another diagnosis of impending death.
He does not believe that anything was required to create the universe. Or more specifically, the universe was created out of nothing and nothing started the creation of the universe. No hand of God was required.