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by Goldy — Sunday, 2/17/13, 6:00 am

Matthew 5:5
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.

Luke 12:49
I came to cast fire upon the earth. How I wish that it was already ablaze!

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  1. 1

    Gman spews:

    Sunday, 2/17/13 at 8:02 am

    I came to cast fire upon the earth. How I wish that it was already ablaze!

    Sounds like something the Westboro Baptist Church would say.

  2. 2

    God spews:

    Sunday, 2/17/13 at 8:29 am

    As The Monotheist. the gods created by Luke and Mathew are no more real to me than the bull headed Minotaur of Minos or the elephant headed Ganesha. Jesus, the Devil, and the Holy Spirit, like Shiva and Quetzalcoatl are the problem of and for their their creators.

    As for Moi, I neither rain down hell in revenge for misuse of My Name nor do I give goodies to the meek. I am merely the creator, not the judge, jury, and ruler of some mythical after life.

    What I do do is offer is truths. Here is one I urge:

    Treat those who deny reality as blasphemers. Shun the climate deniers and practitioners of hate. Be nice to those who follow the golden rule.

    I am what am.

  3. 3

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 2/17/13 at 8:38 am

    Crooks are even more blessed than the meek, for they shall “inherit” your tax refund. Tax identity theft has erupted from 48,000 cases in 2008 to 1.2 million last year. Gangs are piling into tax fraud big-time. In Florida, a mail carrier just weeks from retiring was gunned down by thieves who wanted his master key to steal social security numbers from mailboxes. The prevalence of this crime is a sure indication that stronger laws and enforcement are badly needed. Maybe that’s something Republicans and Democrats could agree on.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/100466513

  4. 4

    Ten Years After spews:

    Sunday, 2/17/13 at 9:56 am

    From 3,

    Surely you don’t think these Florida crooks will simply turn-in their guns when asked to do so? Don’t forget, also, that a firearm can last for decades and decades. A life of gun crime could turn into many lives of gun crime.

  5. 5

    Ten Years After spews:

    Sunday, 2/17/13 at 9:57 am

    The meek don’t inherit the earth. The offspring of the wealthy do!

  6. 6

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 2/17/13 at 11:26 am

    Jesus would say no to coal.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txf5_vYJuzw&feature=player_embedded#!

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 2/18/13 at 2:17 am

    @6 I own some coal stocks just in case Jesus gets filibustered. You gotta be ready for anything nowadays.

  8. 8

    Serial conservative spews:

    Monday, 2/18/13 at 10:34 am

    @ 3

    In Florida, a mail carrier just weeks from retiring was gunned down by thieves who wanted his master key to steal social security numbers from mailboxes. The prevalence of this crime is a sure indication that stronger laws and enforcement are badly needed.

    RR, Florida’s already got the death penalty for murder. How would you strengthen laws prohibiting it, praytell? Or, by stronger enforcement are you advocating for greater use of death penalty in sentencing criminals found guilty of premeditated murder?

  9. 9

    Porter Browning spews:

    Monday, 2/18/13 at 2:21 pm

    Blessed are the meek – they are easier to rape in the ass…

    Still wishing I had a god to pray to – I’d pray for an asteroid – a way bigger one than that puny rock that just missed us. Nature could use a good mass extinction about now.

  10. 10

    Porter Browning spews:

    Monday, 2/18/13 at 2:23 pm

    @3 & 8… The solution to this is to arm postmen… The last thing we need are more pigs or fewer guns. The pigs will just get there too late if they do anything at all and a disarmed population just means more meek people get ass-raped…

  11. 11

    Expat(!)Chad spews:

    Monday, 2/18/13 at 5:19 pm

    Is this guy a spurious, ranom excremental troll, or has he a (sori) history here? Where’s the fecal wall specialist?

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